Ten Bucks Says You Don't Have It In You

Luciana Belmonte, 18 year old Daughter of Aphrodite, I'm not flirting, I'm just being friendly...probably.

[percyjacksonheadcanons]

1193. the children of aphrodite won’t allow any kind of sexist behaviour. they are hardcore feminists and any kind of slut-shaming comment said near any of them will probably end up with someone losing a couple of teeth.

[percyjacksonheadcanons]

Do you think there are any overweight children of aphrodite?

Probably. Children of Aphrodite accept beauty in all forms, so I would be really surprised if they all fit the “ideal American beauty” shape of being slender and typically masculine/feminine. 

My personal headcanon is that looks-wise, Cabin 10 is the most diverse. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, figuratively and literally!

[amber-kapoor]

In case you forgot, I had the same attitude about 6 months ago.

[luciana-belmonte]

Mmm, the difference is that 6 months ago my ex had recently left Camp without a word. 

[amber-kapoor]

That’s great. You found anyone for yourself yet?

[luciana-belmonte]

Dear, I have as much interest in finding someone for myself as I have tearing out my own fingernails. 

[amber-kapoor]

Yeah, and you?

[luciana-belmonte]

Yeah, it's been pretty good. 

[amber-kapoor]

Well, there’s no need.

[luciana-belmonte]

Everything else going well for you then?

[amber-kapoor]

No, no they’re not. Don’t worry.

[luciana-belmonte]

Oh thank the gods, I was worried. 

[amber-kapoor]

No problem. Uh, yeah. It did work out.

[luciana-belmonte]

Hmmm, good. I do love to know that my love senses aren't dull. 

[amber-kapoor]

I like your jacket.

[luciana-belmonte]

Oh, thanks. Did it work out with that guy then?

[luciana-belmonte]

Wait...what?

[themostexquisitelady]

[luciana-belmonte]

So I got myself to a level but in terms of Misfits I was lucky that the casting directors decided I was right for the role and took a chance on me. That is where luck comes in - you can be the world’s most talented actor but you only work if your face fits and that can be tough.

[sand-snake-kate]

[shesnake]

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

Hey... Excuse me?

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

{Ferando nodded} Yeah, go for it! This botton makes it go up and down, this makes it go left and right. If you want to pick something up, click this. {Fernando showed Aca how to use the controls before turning his attention back to the confusing girl infront of him} There must have been a reason.

[luciana-belmonte]

[Aca nodded along as Fernando spoke, grin still on his face] Okay, yeah. Wow, okay. 

[Phae shrugged, turning her attention back to her food] Nope, no reason. I just enjoy it when I'm right.

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

Is it? I’m… not sure. I’m still trying to figure out this whole mother thing. It’s a job where you’re constantly learning. 

[luciana-belmonte]

It's nothing like when I was taking care of the other kids before I got to camp. Which, yeah, that's really good all things considered. But... [Lu sighs, running a hand across her belly] Sometimes I worry I'm not doing a good job at this mom thing. 

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

Hey... Excuse me?

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

{Fernando nodded and showed the controller to Aca} Thanks, man. It’s pretty cool! You wanna try it out? {Nando rolled his eyes} Why’s it so important for you to be right? 

[luciana-belmonte]

[Aca looked from Nando to the controller, then back to him] Really? You're serious?

[Phae's smug grin widened a little] Oh no reason.

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

My gods… Are you serious? How does that… holy shit. Ok, we can handle this. Between the two of us, we definitely out sass her. 

[luciana-belmonte]

I am very serious. I...Can I just sass my teenage daughter? Is that proper parenting?