[mantisshrinp]

[slicedpear-a-deactivated2018081]

[zonecassette]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

challenge: color these but incorrectly

[snugglyclaws]

[profoundlybraindamaged]

[killowave]

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[strawberrypatty]

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

[justwitchytingz]

My experience with each sign

Aries: Hot headed ass child

Taurus: why are you so horny omg

Gemini: y'all just sweethearts who have bad luck

Cancer: I love you but u also a hot head

Leo: a lot my chill than I expected

Virgo: why all of u depressed as hell

Libra: WACK u are so unbalanced

Scorpio: I literally have not met a Scorpio I like. I hate all yall

Sagittarius: classy ass females and ratchet ass men

Capricorn: very swaggy and never gets angry

Aquarius: hella mystery

Pisces: females always be lit but males be Wildin in the worst way

[sanicdahedghog]

[torispellingsworstfears]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

[renrumm]

that’s a goddamned power move

[carbonfiberpersonality]

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[the-bi-bilingual]

Bird, delicately approaching the concrete, and then-

[lucidfragments]

no you bunch of constipated tomatoes, it’s trying to break it open... avian prey-dropping behavior. crows do it with walnuts like you all

[shittylifeprotips]

[sirfrogsworth]

This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category. 

[corpsegirlforever]

I actually started laughing out loud from this

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[skrotchevo]

[sexhaver]

as a robotics major i can confirm this is 100% how coding works

[youre-so-creeepy]

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