Lucille Bluth

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

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OOC | Rick & Lucille

THESE TWO THO. Esp with her epic driving he probs gives her a LOT of tickets. AHAHAHAHAH Ummmm, I feel like he’s just like, “whoooooa” anytime he interacts with the Bluths bc of reasons. And probs Lori is George Sr’s illegitimate daughter tbh ;DDDDDD Jk, jk.

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

HAHA, omg soooo many tickets and those encounters are always the best. BUT DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT B/C NOW I WANT GRIMES/BLUTH FAMILY HOLIDAY THINGS. Like Lucille would HATE Lori SO MUCH like she'd make Catelyn/Jon Snow look like such a loving relationship. She'd also hate Rick and Carl, too, (Although she'd hate Rick in his own right b/c ew he's a cop. And he's a cop who won't accept bribes aka the worst kind). EITHER WAY THERE WILL BE SO.MUCH.LOVE. between these two, haha.

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Vodka on the Rocks | Lucille & Claire

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Claire wasn’t sure how to feel about this party.  She absolutely appreciated that Lorelai had invited her and, as always, absolutely adored the company of the Gilmore girls, but some of the other characters populating this particular gathering were a bit much, especially the judging looks they cast upon her protruding belly made her feel deeply self-conscious.  

It wasn’t so much the disparaging of her judgment - though she didn’t particularly care for that, either - but the idea that she’d set her baby, who had never asked for this, back that upset her.  She wondered if these same people would callously cast aside her child, if she did decide to keep him - she felt sure it was a boy - just because of the order her life had taken.

Lorelai had been pulled aside to talk to her mother, Rory to talk to her grandfather, and so Claire found herself awkwardly standing by herself, trying not to take up too much room and feeling sorry for herself.

It was then that a glass was suddenly thrust into her hands.  ”Excuse me?” asked Claire, startled from her reverie.  If she weren’t pregnant, Claire probably would have just as happily taken one of the same.  As it was, she was - sadly - completely sober.  She didn’t feel she needed the temptation.  ”I’m sorry, I don’t even know where the bar is,” she said, finally, trying to return the glass.

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

This wasn't surprising. Lucille had not come to expect superior service while at a Gilmore party -- and she would be sure that Emily heard of this -- but this was incompetence if she ever saw it. Eyebrow raised, she refused to take the glass back. "Now, I'll need a fresh glass, too." She said, frustrated. "If I wanted to drink out of something your thumb touched, I'd drink out of your ear." 

She stared back for a moment, before she realized that the girl still didn't seem to have any intention of refilling her glass, "Well, find it. If you can't do that, I'd give up all of your dreams of becoming an actress. Even actors need to be able to find their marks." 

She had been to enough of these things to know that all of the waiters were just waiting for their break in show business, but she could have told them all that they were just wasting their time with their other pursuits: their heads were often anywhere but the present, which made for a horrible work ethic. Lucille always hired Mexicans, for this reason. That and they were cheaper. 

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My Purse Costs More than this House | Luke & Lucille

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Where it had begun, Luke couldn’t say.  He had a sneaking suspicions it’d begun the first day she’d come into his diner, plaguing him until he’d finally relented and given her one of her hideous coffees.  Afterall, despite his own nagging inability to openly sympathize with strangers, even Luke was touched by this poor single teenage mom.  Besides, it felt it was obvious to anyone who met Lorelai that she could use some help.  In any case, somewhere in the shuffle of years, Luke had become her personal handyman.  Not that he minded - the furthest thing from that.  The excuse to drop by her home at any time was something he relished…but he also couldn’t admit that.  Besides, it came with its own stresses, such as the knowledge that at any day her gas stove might blow up and kill both Gilmore girls in an instant.

It was this stove he’d come to fix.  Luke wasn’t sure he’d counted it such a blessing, previously, that his father had been in the hardware business, but it had certainly proven a blessing to Lorelai.

Luke hadn’t thought much of it when a cadillac had veered out in front of him on his drive to the house.  The erratic behavior up ahead had given him more pause.

"Hey!" Luke shouted from inside his car.  "Pull off the road!  Don’t you know you’re gonna get someone hurt!"  Shaking his head, he’d determinedly turned up the radio, as if this could somehow save him from the headache this driver was even now giving him.  "Drunk drivers," he muttered.  "Stupid, irresponsible…" he frowned.  "Hey, didn’t I see that car on World’s Worst Drivers?"

It was around this time that Lucille suddenly veered right into Lorelai’s driveway.  ”Oh no,” muttered Luke.

The dull thud was the worst of it.  Even the dry shrieks of wood-on-metal weren’t as sharp in the pit of his stomach as that.  Jumping out of his car, Luke rushed up to the car, getting as close to the driver’s side as he could.  ”Hey!  Hey!  You ok?”

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

Lucille stared back at the man who had come up to her with genuine concern. But she wasn't noticing that, she was far more distracted by his backwards baseball cap and flannel shirt rolled up at the sleeves. "What sort of theme is this?" She asked, "Lumberjack?" She cackled at her own joke, "I knew Lorelai Gilmore was odd, but this is an odd look for a servant. Good god, would it kill you to pick a razer?"

She shut the car door behind her, and if it wasn't for the smoking vehicle she left in her wake, one would think that nothing was wrong at all. "Vodka martini, dry." She said, waving a hand, "And while I'm inside, take a look at my car." She moved past him, up the porch. "Tell Lorelai I'm waiting for her in the ... foyer."

Lucille looked around, eyebrow raised. Lorelai's house was in disarray -- the horrible "lived in look", with a cold coffee mug on the table but the pile of mail and a bookbag bursting with books on the floor. She turned to look over her shoulder at the man who had come out to her. "He's really not very good, is he?" She said to herself, with something of a pleased smile. Not that it surprised her that the Gilmores weren't especially talented when it came to keeping good staff. 

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ooc | Serena & Lucille

So since Lucille has recently lost all of her money, but is still trying to keep up the pretense that she's wealthy, I can see her trying to hang around other rich ppl, like the Van der Woodsens, haha. I feel like Lily would not like her at all, but I can see Lucille talking with Serena and maybe trying to set her up with her grandson who is about her age (although it's hilarious/awkward bc Blake Lively & Michael Cera are like the oddest couple in the world??).

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OOC | Gold & Lucille

OMG LIZZY HOLD ME.  These two idek but I do know I’m gonna die HAHAHAHHAHA  So I feel like these two are probs involved bc ~money yo and they’ve probs known each other for awhile, I’d assume?  I feel like if the Curse is happening in a town where other ppl exist, too, it probs takes a form wherein memories are inserted for the other people too somehow or something?????????  Idk exactly how that’d work but ANYWAY I just need Gold/Lucille things because how fab is that??????

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

Yeah, I feel like you are right about the curse. I think that everyone living in the town has like memories of the ppl from the enchanted forest, so yeah. I think that they'd definitely have known each other for a while now and Lucille probs buy all of her furs and jewelry from Gold. I'm trying to figure out what she'd actually think of him though, b/c I can see it going both ways? Like she could be all "omg gold is the gr8st" and basically freak out about him like she does w/ Barry Zuckerkorn or she could just hate his guts and they just put up with each other bc of the mutual benefits of their business relationship??

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OOC | Dean & Lucille

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OMG THNIS IS THNE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE THINGS IDEK ok so like I love bothn these scenarios so like idk maybe like the first happens, first: she’s drunk and she calls them and then it’s like Tobias or whatever and they’re like OMG THIS IS SO MESSED UP OUR FAMILY SEEMS NORMAL NOW????? and leave.

But then, still drunk, she calls them back and by the time they arrive, she’s gotten sober and is like WHO ARE YOU ARE YOU HERE FOR MY GEORGE or whatever and they’re just like, “…?”  Or something???  Idk.  HAHAHA I JUST WANT BOTH OK HAHAHAHAH

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

OKAY, so maybe her apartment building is legit haunted and they come around asking questions and she thinks it's about George and there's major communication issues, but then they are back sometime - idk maybe at night to like break in and get some personal effect b/c the ghost was probs cremated - and are putting salt places and she's like WTF is happening and completely drunk and like WHY ARE THESE FBI PPL HERE? But also just kinda out of it and probably hitting on Dean, haha, and like idk some of the other family is doing weird things, hah. 

OH, maybe it is post-op for Lucille and she's like this: 

and the boys are like ZOMBIE ALERT or something and then are like ... wait. Also, hahah they'd totally be like OMGGG WOW I'M FEELING SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT OUR DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY/LIFE. ;DD

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OOC | Dean & Lucille

Ok, so these two is something I need in my life.  HAHAHA  I kinda want her house to be ~haunted or something???  And the boys show up as like FBI or something and just idek total fail like whoa HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

ALKDJF;ALSKDJFLKAJ'LKAJSFLKJLSKJDFLKJDFLKJ THIS THIS THIS OMMMGGGG. Okay, so I think that she should either think it's haunted (but it's not) and the boys hear something that it's supposed to be haunted and go there and realize it's only Tobias under a sheet or something and Lucille's just drunk.

Or her apartment building is legit haunted, but she doesn't know it and they come around asking questions and she's all suspicious and think that they are there investigating b/c of George Sr.'s arrest? 

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ooc | Oops

So I realized with several of Lucille's posts, I forgot to tag you guys ... o_O Anyway, I tagged you now (in this one and in the IC/OC posts). :D

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OOC: Hannibal and Lucille

Srsly though… I think Lucille would totes be one of Hannibal’s fangirls. I’m just thinking about that whole dinner party thing… (you’ve seen all of Hannibal, right Lizzy?) But yeah, like I can see Lucille always trying to get an invite to Hannibal’s dinner parties or something, as it’s ~well known by the ~best people that Hannibal throws the best dinner parties EVER.

Thoughts? ‘Cause I bet Hannibal would both find Lucille amusing and aggravating at the same time. haha.

[lucillejenkinsbluth]

OH MY GOSH. LUCILLE AND HANNIBAL LASKJDFLAKDSJFL THAT IMAGE?!?!? But, yes, Lucille would definitely try to get an invite to his parties and def would invite him to all of her's. And try to wedge herself into his social circle, especially since the Bluths have lost all of their money and she's just trying to do everything she can to get it back and hanging out with the best is pretty much her best chance r/n. And she's definitely going to be keeping up appearances and stuff, so yeah. Being friends with someone like Hannibal is probs high on her list. 

And, yeah, I have see all of Hannibal at this point. :DDD