RANDOM STUFF :D (but primarily cats & ut/dr)

hello yes it's me Thor I'm even luckier than the other Thor haha I'm so lucky oh god is that a meteor aaaaaaaaaa also I am definitely a cat occasionally :3

[luckierthor]

here's how i think a conversation between Flowery and Asriel (Undertale) would go

Flowery: hey there lil guy! Flowers blooms in your heart :3

Asriel: oh... oh no... *trauma intensifies*

Flowery: uhh... you okay there lil guy?

Asriel: oh yeah I'm fine haha I'm only burdened with the knowledge that I've commited countless horrific genocides, murdered all my friends and family members hundreds, if not thousands of times and did so psychopathically and mercilessly out of a twisted sense of curiosity stemming from my former ability to manipulate time, me, a traumatised child of all people, reliving my pointless existence from the moment I was horiffically traumatised by the death of my sibling and physical assault and injury countless times, culminating in me attempting to turn myself into a horrific monstrosity only to fail and then doing it again, becoming an omnipotent god and nearly ending the world only to very briefly return to a meaningful existence, yet one fated inevitably only to be a brief and fleeting moment in my horrible existence before I turn back into a psychopathic serial killer in the shape of a ffffu- fricking flower so yes I'm totally okay! hahahaha I'm so happy yes I'm so happy right now yippee I'm so happy to be alive spending my last moments talking to a random guy I've never met before in my life :'>

Flowery: ...

Asriel: ...

Flowery: so flowers blooms in your heart <3

Asriel: SHUT THE F-

Sans: well this has truly been an undertale

Papyrus: SSSSAAAANNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! *opens a dark fountain*

Flowery: well this has truly been a Delta Rune

Asriel: *gives up on his existence and reverts to being flowey*

Flowey: hey guys it's me I'm back

Flowery: why the jarona are you me.

Flowey: I don't know! *kills flowery* in this world it's kill or be killed or something idk anymore

Ralsei: YEAHHHHHHHHh whoooooooo go flowey go flowey

Flowey: why does he look like other-me.

Ralsei: um. I'm actually your conscience or something and am reflecting your true identity and desires!

Sans: in other words,

flower. I remember you're transgedners.

flowey: What.

and then FRISK UNDERTALE destroyed the barrier and all of monsterkind was saved and the dark fountain was sealed by gaster and everyone lived happily ever after the end

[luckierthor]

so I was wondering, what do people generally think about what Ralsei's gender is/what it will be revealed to be in the future? I've seen a lot of trans ralsei content but also a decent bit of not that and so I wanna know what people think! I'm personally very much in the 'idk could reasonably be anything' camp tho I personally headcanon the lil goat to be probably genderfluid/ multigender/ agender/ some other flavour of non-binary. Anyway, what do you, The Internet, think?

what da fluffy gender

definitely coming out as transfem by the end of ch7

probably genderfluid/ other flavour of NB

no idea, could be anything really

probably gonna remain a boy by end of ch7

Toby will never tell us/ will more or less continue using he/they pronouns

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

in any case important thing is we love the lil goober regardless of gender bcuz floofi and adorable :3

[ramenpeople]

[luckierthor]

me when the sanctuary swings

I'm genuinely absolutely obsessed with this it's so befuddlingly good and I'm both incredibly confused and enamoured

(just to emphasise not mine, go support the original arranger on YouTube!)

[luckierthor]

"Fire emblem is bad!" ehhh it's okay "Why the fuck does it get so many smash reps?" god knows""3 houses is overrated" yeah it was a bit rushed and some routes' endings weren't really well done or satisfying "also I hate Claude so much he's too sly and untrustworthy" YOU TAKE THAT BACK

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TWINK

IDC IF HES A BITCH (ALSO HIS WHOLE PLOTLINE IS FIGHTING RACISM AND AURAFARMING!? he's like a heroic bitch) LOOK AT HIM HE'S FUCKING CUTE

he's like the twinkest twink to ever twink I love him

(saw a post slandering my absolute goat so I felt the need to make this)

[luckierthor]

there's this post I saw talking about how the Finnish word for a romantic partner is 'mulkvisti' "meaning 'the one I hate the least'

...thats not true. it just means dickhead

which to be fair could be considered romantic

[luckierthor]

here's what I imagine would happen if flowery hosted who wants to be a millionaire and ralsei was the contestant:

ralsei: No, I don't know what toriel's aborted ash fetus is in the dark world

flowery: wanna...ja-phone-a (friend)?

Ralsei: ... THAT ONE DIDN'T EVEN WORK! but fine...

*friend inside me starts playing aggressively*

IMG_FRIEND: (speaking over the phone flowery just grew out of a flower) r a l s e i . . .

y o u r ' e t h e a s h f e t u s

ralsei: wat

Tenna: well will ya look at that, folks! The family's back together again!

Ralsei: burns flowery to a crisp and then proceeds to kill himself

Tenna: D:

IMG_FRIEND: u m . . . d o e s a n y o n e g o t a n y e g g s i n h e r e

Tenna: uhhhh nope cant get this from an egg amirite

IMG_FRIEND:

Tenna:

IMG_FRIEND: s h i t .

[luckierthor]

yknow that feeling when you break your phone screen and wanna send a screenshot but you can't

well that happened to me so here's a rough representation of my sorrow

ok tbf I prolly shouldn't've drawn over the fragile cracks in my screen but ehhhhhh who even needs a working phone anyway

[luckierthor]

(last one of these did pretty well soooooo minor deltarune spoilers kinda not really)

(more under the cut btw)

here's how i think a conversation between ralsei and asriel in the light world would go

Ralsei: Hello! My name is Ralsei! Nice to meet you!

Asriel: (why the fuck do they look like me)

Ralsei: um...hello?

Asriel: (did my parents have like another kid while I was gone)

Ralsei: oh...i suppose he's zoned out a bit?

Asriel: (wait no he looks like kris's age... could he be kris's partner or something?)

the Soul: yes I kris Dreemurr am dating ralsei

Asriel: holy shit they can read minds now????

Ralsei: HUH

Kris: (fuuuuuuuuck) (ok but maybe)

Asriel: kris my good sibling why the FUCK does your boy(/girl?/goat?)friend look like me

Asgore: im fucking Mr Holiday asriel

Asriel: yes dad literally everyone knows this

Flowery: NOOOOOO HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING ME

Ralsei: murders flowery in cold blood

Kris: (damn that shit was literally fire)

Asgore: :O

Asriel: what the fuck is going on

the Roaring: *is going on*

Ralsei: screw it kris can we be partners

the Soul: *gets violently yanked out by kris*

Kris: (fuck it i already fumbled susie i got a chance to score now) 👍

(we're all gonna come back after ch7 and this is gonna be yuri probably) (anyway)

Asriel: WHAT

the Knight: Nyeh heh heh! I, the GREAT PAPYRUS, killed your girlfriend DECEMBER!!!! SHE'S DEAD!!!!!

Asriel: NOOOOOOOOOO

and then everyone died cause it was the roaring, the end

[luckierthor]

there's this huge moose thing plush sitting on a random chair in Helsinki airport and it's just been there for like a year now I think maybe

this brings me indescribable joy I love this so much

hopefully it's still there lol

[luckierthor]

I can confirm

the moose remains on the loose

this is good news

[luckierthor]

I genuinely love how Toby just like went and basically confirmed ALL of the ships in chapter 5

Like we got Dessriel, Suselle, Kralsei(?) , doomed Krusie, hell we got doomed Kriselle and Kerdly if you wanna look at it that way and I am so here for it

Like look at this, it ain't even a love triangle at this point it's like a love 4D prism or something

And that's not even to mention all the peak trans catgirl selfcest yuri we got

oh Angel how I love this game

[luckierthor]

sometimes I just get up at midnight and doodle something even though i literally never do that and failed every art class I've ever had

on which note

[luckierthor]

hey guys it's me gluery

(Glue <3)

[luckierthor]

(Deltarune spoilers kinda not really but still)

Here's how i imagine a conversion between Ralsei and Carol Holiday would go

Ralsei: Hello! My name is-

Carol: you are not welcome here. I am very homophobic.

Ralsei:

Carol:

Ralsei:

Carol: I am also very transphobic, DIE

Ralsei: *dies cause he/she/they/goat can't disobey lightners*

Carol: WhY wOuLd AsGoRe Do tHaT

Asgore: im fucking flowery Carol

Flowery: I'm fucking your maid Carol hahahahahahahaflowershahaha

Flowery: *revives ralsei*

Flowery: hey raly

Ralsei: *dies again out of spite for flowery*

Flowery: O:

Carol: I am very phobic

Everyone: well guess who's taking your daughter to the festival tomorrow, jerk

Noelle: wat

Susie: wat

This came to me at 2am

[luckierthor]

Fun fact the longest word in the Finnish language is famously (I think) 61-letter long word lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas. However, in Finnish, word endings can be stacked on top of each other and so I took it upon myself to try to make the above as long as I possibly could. So far I've settled on lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilailleensäkinkö?* (as a question - is it also for their (sg.) airplane jet turbine engine auxiliary mechanic non-commissioned officer students?) at 73 letters assuming I can count

(*I'm like 90% sure this is grammatically correct cuz the endings are -(a)ille-(e)nsä-kin-kö and I think the extra e in brackets is correct and (a)ille is also the plural allative middle stem of oppilas but if by some miracle chance you're a Finnish person reading this then correct me if I'm wrong) (ja kyllä osan puhuu suomeaa mutta ei niin hyvin ja ehdottamasti ei viellä ihan sujuvasti) (also if again my some chance anyone who might read this thinks they can I dare you to try to beat 73 letters) >:3

not sure if like it's possible to add an extra clitic suffix but if it is I don't know this language well enough to think of one

[luckierthor]

you've heard of cat on a mat, now get ready for

dog on a... rog

[luckierthor]

So yknow how in ancient Rome everyone used to use communal toilets

well this is one of them (it's not actually in Rome but like there's this ruin nearby Rome called Ostia and it's there)

(it's pretty cool I'd recommend it for any avid communal toilet enjoyers)