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Zazie Beetz as Domino

regeneratingdegenerate:

Some time passes and the noise of his head repairing itself has finally gone quiet. He’s still on the ground, the back of his head took a sharp knock when his body fell and Wade doesn’t feel up to standing just yet. His eyes blink beneath the mask when he hears that familiar voice. There’s suddenly a weight on his abdomen and Deadpool wonders if he’s suffering from sleep paralysis again. His blood causes the mask to stick to his face and he groggily looks up to see Neena, sitting on him.

His voice comes out loud and clear, he’s only been gone for around ten minutes after all, “Did you put on weight?”

The first mistake was to make it known she had anything other than platonic feelings towards him. The second was the lack of knowledge of his ‘engagement’ to Crazy Fucking Inez. The third was not breaking his jaw off so he couldn’t continue to insult her while she was this heated still. She shifts on him again - this time her knee digging right into his chest. Neena grabs out her gun and presses it to his lower jaw.

“Say anything else and I’m going to make you an actual goddamn corpse again!”

#regeneratingdegenerate

regeneratingdegenerate:

The punch to the face is just another wound he’s going to have to heal. The bruising begins to clear itself up beneath the mask almost instantly, the healing factor working into overdrive now that Wade’s pain receptors are firing again. He groans while the spent bullet is forcefully pushed out of his skull by growing tissue. It hurts. Deadpool isn’t fully conscious, not yet, but he can sense the dull, throbbing pain and he can hear the inside of his skull snapping into place and growing back together.

Upon her return she has a pint in her hand. ( How she managed to come back with it she couldn’t really say. ) She sips at it as she watches Wade come to. Neena should probably apologize for briefly ending him, but what can she say? She is a bitter bitch when it comes down to it. She ends up sitting down on his stomach.

“ Hey idiot, can you speak yet? ”

#regeneratingdegenerate

regeneratingdegenerate:

THWUMP! There goes his body, hitting the floor. It’s bleeding from the hole in his skull for a few minutes before his healing factor kicks in and gets to work.

Honestly she can’t help but feel a little better after doing that. She kneels down besides him to punch him in the face for good measure before rising to her feet. There was a place near here that she could snag a drink for the embarrassment she felt in all of this.

#regeneratingdegenerate

“ Can’t a girl get some REST around here? ”

#open to mutuals;

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plumspucked

Rinko Kikuchi

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thorodinson

Rinko Kikuchi photographed by Jumbo Tsui for Jalouse China

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regeneratingdegenerate:

Oh, man, some light teasin’ and you whip out the gun! That’s really sellin’ yourself as a stable, sexy girlfriend. What next? Pull out some mean words and I get blown up?