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“ SHIT. ”
weaselcanon:
“ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ” inkling lucky @ cottage when they met tbh
@lucklived
“ Awesome. I like it better that way.”
“ Didn’t one of them shoot at you, too? Fucking assholes... ”
Lucky was speaking, of course, in reference to a couple of inkling boys that had been following her around in Turf ; asking for her NUMBER or being annoyed she paid Cottage attention instead of them. Unfortunately for them, the greenette was a live - wire and she DID NOT play. If you pissed her off, it’s game over.
“ I don’t know what about me screams ‘ cis - het ’ to them, but I am GOING to destroy them. ”
“ I hope you’re ok, Cottage. I love you and I’m so proud of you. You did amazing. ”
weaselcanon:
“ I wont chime, I’ll scream from the roof tops I DONT. HAVE ONE.”
“ Woahhhhhh, ok. Yeah. That’s some serious denial you have there. ”
She’s just gonna smirk again, leaning dangerously close to Cottage with her hands behind her back.
“ What’s so bad about admitting you have a type? We all know it, I think you do too.”
“ The other day, you were asking green hair Amitys to talk to you. ”
weaselcanon:
“NO???”
“ OH HEY, we were just discussing how you’ve got a type. Care to chime in? ”
Taps mic and clears throat.
“ Hey. Remember that time Cottage admitted she had a thing for green haired girls with an attitude? ”
“ I’M ON THE LIST!!! ”
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“ NOT THE ELBUSSY! ”
weaselcanon:
@lucklived asked:
i’d choose you ; in a hundred different lifetimes , in a hundred worlds , in any version of reality , i’d find you and i’d choose you . ’ @ cottage
“ But if there’s like a zillion and one cottage’s—how are you gonna know its me?”
“ As close as these other versions of you might get, they’ll never BE you. Not exactly. You found me, Cottage. ”
She’s going to gently lean into Cottage’s side, grinning up at her with half lidded golden eyes, plush held tight against her chest.
“ There were a million, zillion other timelines and you were the one that stumbled on mine. I don’t thing every iteration of you has a Lucky. And even if they do..... ”
She’d hold the pushie up in view, her grin broader : “ I KNOW they aren’t lucky enough to have the BABY! ”
“ Those bangs are an abomination. Im glad you’re self aware, at least. ”
“ shes gotta go. ”
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ravnheks:
“Oh you know, cool aunt, all that. Shall I draft up a resume?”
“ Cool aunt, huh? That is sorta compelling... ”
A pause as she’d snap her fingers, a grin tugged at her face.
“ Actually yes! A resume and a 20 page thesis in proper MLA formatting complete with citations and references ; persuading me about the legitimacy of how deserving you are of that spot. You have until next Tuesday to write it up, so I’m sure you can do it! ”
“ ‘lemon’ is a hunter simp. ”