The purple rabbit turns to an unseen entity as he crosses his arms, seeming irritated. "Uhh... this is that 'long-term adventure' you were talking about? I don't get it," he complained.
The unseen entity spoke, the voice that of a cheerful male. "Well, Jax, I'm glad you asked!" the voice chirped. "As I'm sure you're aware, these adventures are meant to keep your minds stimulated and sane in this digital circus! However! In the event that the adventures prove not enough to help you all maintain sanity, then maintaining a long-term blog will force you to stay coherent! Anyway, bye!" A popping sound was heard shortly after, earning a grumble from the rabbit.
"Stupid dental job..." he muttered to himself before turning to you with an infuriatingly smug smirk. "Let's get this over with, hm? Name's Jax. Don't strain that smooth brain of yours trying to figure out what I am or what it means, you'll just hurt yourself. So! Gimme a..." He squints his eyes in the distance, as though reading off a screen. "...a 'promo'."
His grin widened, yellow teeth on full display. "If you do, I miiiiight be so inclined to not put a spider in your bed tonight~" he purrs with a wink. Yikes. Seems like a real wildcard.
@ask-the-ultimate-cosplayer @human-monodam @luckster-night @kamon-of-hope and anyone else!!
"Um....Ok. Not sure what any of that means, but it's nice meet you, Jax. My name is Makoto Naegi, a vampire. I hope that we can get along."
"A vampire?'" he repeats, seeming more intrigued than frightened, honestly. That meant opportunities for violence, which meant fun. "Vampires aren't real. Unless you can prove it, that is?"
*Makoto hisses, showing his fangs, demomic eyes, and sharp nails. All of which retracting seconds later.*
"Woooooah...! Cool!" Jax beams, seeming almost like a kid in a candy store with the way his eyes widen with awe. It'd be cute if he wasn't such a jerk. "Ever tasted rabbit blood? Actually, would my blood even taste like a rabbit? Do I even have blood in this form?"
N-No! Never! I love rabbits! They're so cute and harmless! Plus I can't bring myself to fighting anyone."
"Aww, c'mon! That's so BORING!" he exclaims, flopping his arms out exasperatedly, but clearly being incredibly overdramatic. "I mean, what's the point of being a VAMPIRE with all those cool powers and strengths if you don't use them?! If it was me, nothing would be safe! I'd paint the town red, literally!"
"But....I don't want to hurt innocent people. It's wrong and just cruel. Have you ever witnessed the death of an innocent?"
For a moment, the rabbit's eyes widened as though he briefly recalled something he didn't want to, before once again schooling his features into his trademark antagonistic grin. "Oh yeah! Loads! I was a leader of a MASSIVE cartel, we killed people left, right, and center!" He's lying, sure, but better to lie and make everyone question what about him is real than allow them the opportunity to get close to him.
"Oh......What did it feel like....? Taking the life of another person?"
