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morty S-77 bodily 21 / rp blog MDNI - NSFW - PROSHIP

[lucky-morty]

hello !

hello, im morty S-77! you can just call me morty (or lucky, i guess...) uhm ive made this blog to connect with other mortys primarily, blah blah blah

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my first ever roleplay blog, only dni is minors pls.

21 bodily

ps this blog is run by an introject & overseen by protectors. if that matters

[pondhue]

praying that pop mart and adult swim don't raid my house and kill me for some reason

[lucky-morty]

hi...are you ever coming back to tumblr? are you and your rick broken up for good or did yall get back together? i hope things are well.

i check it, but honestly i’m still hurting so idk.. i dunno what to say on here after the breakup. we are not getting back together, separated for good i fear. sorry. things are okay though.

[lucky-morty]

woah my rick just dumped me and im lowkey in shock. oout of character?

[lucky-morty]

imagine how awkward it would be if it comes out that morty l436 has a thing for his rick after rick l436 has been so vocally anti mortyfucking

i feel for any morty in that position… but uh, maybe it’s a good thing? i don’t wanna sound ungrateful for what me and my Rick have, but it can be… intense. maybe seeing a rick stick to his values wouldn’t be such a bad thing. awkward though, for sure…..

[lucky-morty]

fuck you guys i don’t even know. i’m liek 16 years old and given unlimited access to the multi dimensional internet, im a gross teenage boy like idk what you want from me… anyway stop like, anonymously telling my grandpa to kill himself, okay?

[woahthatsunsettling-deactivated]

hi grandpa i loveee youuuu x2

morty not in public

[lucky-morty]

he just posted that i looked like a good fuck but can’t say he loves me too…

[lucky-morty]

this guy man….. ricks who think all mortys are victims grind my fuckin gears, do you know how hard i worked to get my Rick to fuck me? HES the victim here, not me!!!!!

[woahthatsunsettling-deactivated]

Lucky do you know how hard I worked to fuck you? Ungrateful shit

[lucky-morty]

:p we both worked hard then

[lucky-morty]

this guy man….. ricks who think all mortys are victims grind my fuckin gears, do you know how hard i worked to get my Rick to fuck me? HES the victim here, not me!!!!!

[lucky-morty]

ughh

hello tumblr im so sick and me and my rick havent spent any time togetherrrr.

i’m gonna make him cuddle with me tonight i swear it!!!

[lucky-morty]

ooc ? // haven’t been posting lately because someone else has been fronting, but i haven’t forgotten about you, blog!

[lucky-morty]

you .

mmmme??!!?

[lucky-morty]

stop filling my morty's head with that bullshit. i have a feeling i know what kind of rick your grandpa is, and i don't want anyone related to that shit talking to my grandson.

- @smartestmammal

UGH I COULD SAY SO MUCH TO THIS BUT MY DIMENSION NUMBER IS IN MY BIO AND MY RICKS NOT HOME. uhm wake up and smell the vat of acid, rick. or maybe you already know and this is how you’re choosing to deal with it? i can’t tell

[smartestmammal]

fuck off. behave yourself around my morty. stop pushing your ideologies onto him.

[lucky-morty]

blegh. fine. sorry. i’m not trying to do that.

[lucky-morty]

no its the same kind of farms growing cashew fruits. i dont know where almonds come from. flowers or something

ohhh okay okay. well that’s cool! i thought nuts came out of the ground like little potatoes or something so i was way off.

[lucky-morty]

stop filling my morty's head with that bullshit. i have a feeling i know what kind of rick your grandpa is, and i don't want anyone related to that shit talking to my grandson.

- @smartestmammal

UGH I COULD SAY SO MUCH TO THIS BUT MY DIMENSION NUMBER IS IN MY BIO AND MY RICKS NOT HOME. uhm wake up and smell the vat of acid, rick. or maybe you already know and this is how you’re choosing to deal with it? i can’t tell

[lucky-morty]

the water guzzling almond farm is growing fruits

wait do almonds come from fruits too?????? holy shit

[lucky-morty]

did you know that cashews come from a fruit

what seriously? i thought it was like a water guzzling almond farm situation