Fellas, is it gay that you want to murder a man and in all 3 existed versions of said killing, your situation-ship helped you kill that man.
The death of Palamedes is quite interesting to me…It’s quite suspicious that Dio literally agreed to do it no question asked in all versions of the myths, that’s not very heterosexual of you King of Argos….you sure wanted to impress that infamous Ithacan.
Achilles, texting: Wait so how big are you though??
Patroclus: Uh 6’1ish lol
Achilles: No I mean like in bed
Achilles: how big are you?
Patroclus: Still 6’1??? Just sideways??
Ares in the underworld to finally get a moments peace to drink his ambrosia.
Ares: Alright then...things have been quiet and peaceful and I'm even in the underworld nothing can possibly ruin this...
Persephone: THANATOS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!
Ares: God damn it...
Goes to rescue Thanatos from Sisyphus...
As much as I love the mellowed-out, mature Hades version of Achilles, I do wish we would be able to see this Achilles in his previous state: feral wife guy with the strength of Gods and one braincell which is mostly used for thinking about his husband.
I just got on Tumblr and saw my favorite rare pair yaoi
Do you want/have some headcannons for Blindspeed?(Their other ship name that I made up!!) - 🍦
i don't have a lot in mind since i haven't had the time to think about them
tho i did think about their meeting and a bit about their dynamic together-
so hermes works in the underworld as like a guide for the souls, we know that, so I figure that he must have met Tiresias before but because he is blind he didn't realize that he was meeting an actual god, also like their first meeting was very brief so there wasn't a lot of conversation between them
I imagine that even if Tiresias can't see, he can sense the presence of the people around them, and gods and divinity's have a really strong presence so he would know that he was near a god but wouldn't know who
So they probably met briefly and something about Tiresias past and abilities caught Hermes attention and idk, so he began to very slightly stalk him a bit, watch him from afar and stuff.
He didn't know why but there was something about this ROTTING GHOST that caught his attention, so everytime he could he would stop by just to look at him because he is a FREAK
And there's this very interesting dynamic with Tiresias that, he can't see right? But (in my design) he has these two snakes that can talk and LOVE to torment him, and they obviously can see too👀
So even if Tiresias is blind, he is still very aware of his surroundings because those snakes won't stop gossiping about everything that happens around them lol
So imagine the snakes notice Hermes stalking Tiresias and start to mention it like:
-Omg babe that twink is watching us again
-No way really?! What a freak
Lmao and that's how Tiresias finds out, then one day he just hears the snakes gossiping about that again and just yells out loud "show yourself" and Hermes being like the only other person in there just yells "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE" and then Tiresias just says more calmly "I can see you" (this is just me quoting warrior of the mind atp lol) "...but you can't" "trust me I CAN" referring to the snakes lmao
But yeah that's what I imagine for their meeting lol
Also apart from being a bit cute they're soOOOO FREAKY in every shape and form, like the second Hermes finds out Tiresias can still change sex by beating up the snakes (this is just my hc lol) he would be SOOO INTO THAT, he is a freak, a freaky and greedy bisexual if you will.
And Tiresias too like he is a bit of an asshole so it would take a while for him to soften up, like i feel like he would be pretty touchy, his love language would probably be physical interaction, AND since he can't see him, not even with his prophecy abilities, he would have to get to know him by using his other senses, that's freaky-
Anyways I love them, they're boyfriends and they're freaks, but they're happy
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