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@luckydrinks
ok sorry so in aranea’s longass cherubfucking spiel, we see this panel. those are the like, lord english colors, right?
SORRY BUT IS THE IMPLICATION HERE THAT LORD ENGLISH IS JUST PERPETUALLY HORNY?? LIKE HES INDESTRUCTIBLE BECAUSE HE IS JUST 100% DTF AT ALL TIMES?
little FMA spoofs aka xam pretends she’s skillful enough to pull something like this off
first (attempt to) kiss
not really a panel redraw, more of a shot redraw. either way this was one of my favorite flashes
edit: fixed the thumb
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it's a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.
THE HERO HAS RETURNED
*a shitty bugle solo plays in the background*
i feel like fighting god AND satan
Pros of chubby bf:
- soft
- nice hugs
- thigh pillows??????
Cons of chubby bf:
- none
Pros of skinny bf:
- fit in arms real nice
- your clothes are too big! adorable
Cons of skinny bf:
- none
Pros of muscled bf:
- probably works out and that’s hot
- can pick up! Stronk!
- bicep.
Cons of muscled bf:
- none
Pros of short bf:
- better angle for throat punching facists
- I can give piggyback rides
- can be picked up!
- very good at stealing clothes
Cons of short bf:
- none
Pros of a tall bf:
- can reach things!
- lean down for kisses
- curbstomp facists with ease
- good clothes to steal
Cons of tall bf:
- none
Pros of disabled bf:
- is own independent person
- often has very profound comments and/or a hilarious sense of humour but it’s ignored a lot
- unique lifestyle that works for him and he’s gonna live life to the fullest
- stronger than any damn marine
Cons of disabled bf:
- none
Pros of autistic bf:
- he stims when he’s happy
- tells you about his special interests
- super knowledgable about his favourite topics
Cons of autistic bf:
- none
(mlw nblw and wlw solidarity post here, mlnb nblnb and wlnb solidarity post here)
also i really like homestuck lmao
every time i say i’ll post more i end up not doing because im sinking all of my time into my hyperfixations
I only speak the truth
sometimes i think “man i wish i was as good of an artist as my friend” then i realize all of my artist friends are older than me
fuck i should post more shouldnt I
awkward genya, pass it on
Boar boy 🐗
Ubuyashiki is one proud papa
Inside of you there are two wolves
One is bi
The other one is bi
You are bi!
