Sharp teeth are cool

and if you agree, you have good taste. 20s she/her

[wingdingle]

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[februarytrash]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 LGBTQ Pride Textures for Storm Flag mod (x)

[zaprowsdower27]

missing something by not having Riku in the shot as well

[gummi-ships]

you're right

[lakemojave]

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[xetrasherpa]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[b0tster]

can u not post not safe for woik 🥺

shoutout to @girlballs for the original post! shoutout to @ganglemanva.com for the audio!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

was incapable of watching the Dr. Stone dub without having this thought every time this dude started talking