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✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ where could have I POSSIBLY went wrong ? ! My plan was full proof ! ! Betrayed by my own loyal companion. I am h u r t. ❞ he’s totally referring to his robo dog that happens to be munching away on a piece of carrot. ❝ I thought we had something?? what happened to the no veggies pack??! ❞
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Nothing can best the crafty nature of 7 0 7 !! I hope the roomie doesn’t mind but I just got us the best Chipmas tree ever. In the sense that I made it all out of potato chip bags. Now on to the soda can ornaments. ❞
stellavirdis:
“…It’s just a pattern? I’m sure cats can see their own patterns fine? Also, I don’t know a lot about animals, not my expertise, but I’m fairly certain they count as socks regardless of being on their front or back paws??”
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ so what you’re saying is that kitty cats have only feet and no hands? That means we can wear socks as mittens as well!! Cause what are mittens?? They’re pretty much only fancy hand socks with individual socks for your fingers. If you think about it. ❞
* interview the muse
‘ do you miss anyone? ’
‘ how are you doing? ’
‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’
‘ what makes you laugh? ’
‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’
‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’
‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’
‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’
‘ favorite book? ’
‘ are you a good person? ’
‘ describe love. ’
‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘
‘ favorite song? ’
‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’
‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’
‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’
‘ do you like people? ’
‘ what motivates you? ’
‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’
‘ any pet peeves? ’
‘ do you need a hug? ’
‘ would you like to have kids? ’
‘ do you have any tattoos? ’
‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’
‘ when was the last time you cried? ’
‘ are you religious? ’
nominator1685
If there was one thing about this new place that Darwin liked, it was the “mini mart” places scattered around. Nothing quite so convenient existed in Ornia, and he couldn’t help but wonder if anyone had thought of it.
The sound of packaging crinkling as it was taken off a shelf drew his attention to a young red-haired man who seemed to be amassing a sizable load of potato chips. No way…was he planning to buy those for himself? That couldn’t possibly be healthy…
“…” He watched in fascination at the redhead as he continued grabbing more junk food off the shelf, wondering what on earth would possess someone to eat like that.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| Mini marts. The best of the best fine dinning food establishments. Whats not to love about knock off brand and on brand junk foods? Not to mention prepackaged and dehydrated full course meals at an insanely low price! These small stores were pretty much paradise to the redhead. Considering they catered to his specific strict diet of carbonated drinks and sodium enriched potato snacks with artificial flavors.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| Upon coming to the island he was gifted with a life time supply of potato chips. Which in itself is a dream he never thought he would get to live out but hey apparently miracles happen. Yet he still felt the need to add onto his collection in some way or another. And if that meant raiding the mini mart for any and all kinds of different flavors and combos then so be it. Whistling a small tune as he continued to load his hand basket to the point of it overflowing.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| Catching the eye of a bystander he greeted them a smile. ❝ Just gotta keep up my strict dietary regimen. Though if you're looking for suggestions. I highly recommend these bad boys here! ❞ he exclaimed as he showed off a bag of cone shaped corn snacks. ❝ If ya get bored eating them which is highly unlikely, ya can use them as wizard hats for your fingers. ❞
Send ‘Mistletoe’ for our muses to meet under one
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Do you think that cats with socks on know they have socks on?? Like what if they're not socks and they're actually boots and we've been complimenting them on the wrong fashion accessory??? WAIT-- what if..they’re mittens.. ❞
non-sexual forms of intimacy. send me ‘INTIMACY +’ a number between 1-125 and i’ll write a starter or a drabble about our muses engaging in a form of intimacy outside of sexual context. note: as the level of trust required for the things listed here varies a lot, feel free to send multiple numbers if you aren’t sure if they’ll work! bonus: if the mun is comfortable with randomising a number if asked, state so in the tags when you reblog!
1 watching tv/movies together
2 going to an event together ( like a carnival, festival, etc. )
3 going on dates, like to the movies or shopping
4 sharing secrets
5 hugs
6 sharing drinks
7 having a phone call
8 touching noses
9 cuddling
10 having a philosophical discussion
11 hand holding
12 sharing jokes
13 sharing smiles
14 laying your head on someone’s shoulder
15 linking arms
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☁ミ✲ @cerulesse ❤️’d for a starter 🛸
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| catching a subtle glimpse at blonde hair from the corner of his eye, he takes a quick double take just to put his curiosity to rest. It’s not her. He has to remind himself before averting his gaze. Realizing a tad bit to late that he was perhaps staring at her for a while. Knowing all to well that his gaze would likely be taken in different way. Other than putting to rest curiosity as he was trying to do. He cleared his throat. Luckily he worked well when being put on the spot. Or at least he thought he did.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Sorry my eyes were glued to ya for a sec’ there. You just really look like this one celebrity back where im from, she stars in a whole bunch of car commercials even got her to sign one of my beauties. I was about to run up and ask for an autograph. ❞ Hes not to sure how well this little white lie will go but, then again who would complain about being compared to a celebrity?
☁ミ✲ @guidingvalkyrie ❤️’d for a starter 🛸
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Oh--him? Yeah I built him allll by myself, actually taught him everything he knows. More specifically this one breathing fire feature he had. Didya know fire breathing classes are actually extremely easy to come by? 10/10 recommend if you wanna know what it’s like to be a dragon. ❞ he mused freely as he motioned over to the small robotic dog that took it’s comfortable place by his side. The dog in question was no bigger than a puppy. He hummed softly before reaching down to pick up the robotic pooch and hold him out towards the other. An invitation for the boy to take hold of him if he pleased. Even though the dog was all metal it still held a false sense of being the best cuddle buddy ever.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Although he really can’t breathe fire now..but I’ll be fitting him with something way more awesome~. Ready? Drummmm rollll please. ❞ he paused for dramatic affect before grinning. ❝ A bubble blower. ! ❞
@stxrshell replied to your post: how do i unhear things? google? help?
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Sorry the world’s best breakfast recipe is out in the open forever. For the small price of one Nya~ I’ll let ya have rights to it and make a fortune. You can even add in energy drinks for an extra kick. Or if you’re to hip for the whole chewing show bizz, just make a health-tastic smoothie~. ❞
he shakes a bag of open chips in front of the other. Sharing is caring after all. Don’t worry they aren’t drenched in any of the mentioned beverages.
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*|| ❝ Real talk though, those who pour their potato chips into the bowl first and then add soda are wild. Everyone knows you’re just suppose to dump both things into your mouth at the same time. ❞
✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡.★.*｡･ﾟ✫*. Ya Ho! Time for a starter call. Capping this off at 4 for now.
With prior reserve, 707 {Saeyoung Choi} from Mystic Messenger is here to hack into your hearts! His app can be found at /app or by clicking the box labeled APP. Thank you!
Welcome to Koi, Saeyoung Choi !
You have been housed in Cappuccino Apartments. Our system couldn’t find your a roommate at this time. You will notice that while you can keep your dog, it no longer can breath fire ! Your welcome package will contain a life time supplies of potato chips, a 5 terabyte harddrive for anything you may ever need, and a shirt that says “I LOVE MY BROTHER” on it !
❥ Milkyway mod
Defender Of Justice 707 ! ! ! || Saeyoung Choi || Mystic Messenger
PHD Pepper is the best drink in the world and you cant tell him otherwise
What do you mean Honey Buddha chips dont count as breakfast, lunch, and dinner??
Just because I have bad eating habits doesnt mean you’re allowed to have them too!
That reminds me..have you eaten today?
Hello there!!! Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Elizabeth the Third??
7 hours of sleep? Sounds fake
I want to be a spaceman
