vicious and carved out of stone

Lucy. 20 years old. That's all you need to know about me. "Bitter is as bitter does."

[arrowerased]

…Weird. You don’t look like the stereotypical ‘emo kid’ type.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Yeah, I was too lazy to smear super cheap, black, makeup all over my eyes. I also lost my vampire cape and my Blood On The Dance Floor album.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

I was convinced that I wanted to go outside. I now realize that even getting out of bed was a very bad decision.

[troiastings]

What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?

[metaphorwaters]

Hollywood is a challenging place; it’s very easy for people to lose their heads. Fortunately, I grew up on it and I think I have a little bit of a head start.

[darcyredford]

Shocking, isn’t it? I don’t think I’ve gone through a dry spell since I was 12 and still a virgin. But then again, majority of the attractive people here have either vanished, locked their chastity belts or are related to me.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Incest doesn't sound so hot. Then again, you've got your cousins....and then you've got your first cousins. 

[alice-erased]

I saw it on the TV, in a movie. Two people go get food and then they eat and then they drive home. I can’t drive though… or cook… This isn’t a very good date.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

I can't cook either, so there we go to. I don't think it's a date requirement to actually drive somewhere.

[alice-erased]

Yes.  I want to get a date with you. Do you not want one with me? I can find someone else…

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

No, it's alright.....I can't remember the last time I've been on a date. But I guess that's normal.

[darcyredford]

My memory is fantastic and I can’t even remember the last suitor that took my fancy in this hell hole.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Going through a dry spell?

[barbie-erased]

N-no.

[barbie-erased]

[Grabs the alcohol bottle from her table and takes a long gulp, swallowing a pill from the small tube next to it afterwards] I… I’ll be fine. But depending on how things go, you might not be, so you should… g-go.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Sorry, what did you say? I have problems listening to others. 

If you end up passing out and knocking your head on something, this is on me.

[alice-erased]

Do you want to get a date with me?

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

.....Oh, that question was meant for me?

[darcyredford]

Playing tonsil hockey is a talent of mine. Looks like we have strengths within the same skill categories. Can’t say I ever expect the day to come where I have something in mildly in common with someone else.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Same for me. My memory is pretty shit, but I'm not sure if I've ever walked in on you or not.

[forgotten-fawn]

I pity you, really.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

I'm hoping that wasn't sarcasm. Whatever, I'm pretty sure I've seen everything now.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Walking in on people playing tonsil hockey with each other seems to be a talent of mine.

[prettyvanlis]

[barbie-erased]

N-no.

You, y-you need to leave. Okay? Please, just leave.

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

You look like you shouldn't be left alone.

[belle-erased]

It’s how I pass time, there’s a difference. 

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Not that I'm judging you, but I'm sure there's better things to be doing.

[ellie-erased]

"Pop" corn. Get it? 

[lucy-fill-intheblank]

Hilarious. Have you been reading jokes off of popsicle sticks?