My favourite bits of Deadpool 2 (Minor Spoilers)
The opening credits: “Cinematography: Blind Al” “Written by: The real villains”
Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio being cute lesbians
Wade telling Vanessa the reason he was late is that he was fighting a supervillain but then suddenly realised his mom’s name was also Martha
Yukio and Deadpool’s super sweet friendship
Wade getting Cable to prove he’s from the future by asking him what the most recent Sharknado film is
Colossus’s proud face when Deadpool copies his ‘four or five moments’ speech
Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s middle finger when Deadpool copies the ‘four or five moments’ speech
Deadpool ending said speech by shooting a paedophile in the head
Deadpool telling his team that if everything goes to plan there’ll be no need for a third act
The little news clip with the rolling headlines underneath talking about actors who turned down roles in Deadpool 2
Dopinder comparing himself to Kirsten Dunst
“Hey big guy. The sun’s getting real low.”
Russell calling the superhero industry discriminatory because you don’t see any plus-size superheroes
Every single time Deadpool breaks the fourth wall
Wade’s musical Logan figurine
The James Bond style opening
“Don’t fuck Elvis” “Don’t fuck Colossus”
Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s ass after hugging him
Wade referring to Cable as having a “winter soldier arm”
The Basic Instinct parody scene
Wade actually having stashed the cure for blindness under the floorboards next to some cocaine
Wade gently singing ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ to Weasel
Weasel stopping Cable mid-monologue to tell him everything he knows without even being tortured
“Who are you?” “I’m Batman.”
Russell repeatedly standing up to the biggest guy in prison and repeatedly getting punched in the face
Deadpool making fun of the CGI fight between Colossus and Juggernaut
“I want our kid to be a boy. Or a girl. Definitely one or the other.”
Deadpool wearing a stripper outfit and wig on top of his supersuit
Domino and Deadpool politely debating whether or not luck is a superpower
Wade complaining that without super powers he’s basically Hawkeye
The scene where Domino really needs a bus and one just crashes through the wall
Domino’s powers in general
Deadpool calling Josh Brolin ‘Thanos’
The original Deadpool cameo
“So dark. You’re sure you’re not from the DC universe?”
Deadpool listing his favourite comic issues featuring Juggernaut while Juggernaut picks him up and throws him on a cast iron spiked fence
Deadpool shooting Ryan Reynolds in the head to stop him playing Green Lantern
“We’re gonna form a super duper fucking group: we need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry a franchise for 10-12 years.”
Wade signing the mutant kid’s cereal box as Ryan Reynolds
Wade pretending he can use Cerebro to see the future
Wade: “He’s standing right behind you, isn’t he?”
Negasonic Teenage Warhead accusing Deapool of being homophobic
Deadpool accusing everyone else of being racist
Deadpool making Cable promise not to judge people by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character
Deadpool calling the X-Men “an outdated 60s allegory for racism”
Deadpool’s X-Man in training T-shirt
Everyone correcting Deadpool when he calls himself an X-Man, reminding him he is only a trainee
Russell’s pen (hidden in his prison wallet)
Wade’s look of mild annoyance as he’s stabbed through the hand with Russell’s pen
Deadpool using that guy’s loincloth to wipe blood out of his eye
Cable telling Deadpool he reminds him of his wife
Wade using his own arm as a garrotte to strangle Cable with
Wade wanting to find a planet full of aliens who are worse than humans, so that he can go and be Superman to them
Dopinder killing a paedophile with his taxi
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