Finally...
Babysitter is here- someone take me out to socialize, please.

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Finally...
Babysitter is here- someone take me out to socialize, please.
Welp...
So sure.
Blah, okay. You win, McDonal...
Trying to be sexy is too hard.
Welp...
I ain’t phased.
Hmm...You sure?
Welp...
Try me.
Well then...
Welp...
What makes you so sure?
Because I can easily distract you, silly.
Welp...
Step aside, darlin’.
You will never win this battle, McDonal...Never...
Big Jet Plane -Angus & Julia Stone
Oh um, no not really.
… It was my mom’s funeral yesterday.
...Well, shit. I uh- I'm sorry...
Do you need anything?
oh god, I miss her so much.
...Are you alright there?
Welp...
Fat? Yeah, right, and I’m the next Virgin Mary.
...It's post-pregnancy fat from a long time ago?
Played around with some photography about a week ago...
Welp...
You got some smooth moves, Caldwell.
I’m jealous of yours; mine’s just moving and hoping I don’t look weird.
It's all the fat that I have, to be honest. It jiggles and moves on its own.
last time you had sex???
...It's been a while...
Welp...
I’m sure it’s twerking, I’m down with the kids.
Twerking...Okay. Sounds good to me.
Welp...
You got some smooth moves, Caldwell.
Welp...
I’ve got some pretty good moves.
I don't know man, my twerking skills are pretty up there. Or is it called tweaking? Twicking? Hmm..