[twitterlols]

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

occupation: very sleepy girl

[only-miles-apart-deactivated201]

One day we won’t be miles apart, we will only be inches away

(via only-miles-apart)

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[istandonsnowpiles]

[babyanimalgifs]

[fadedfemales]

I could really go for a sweet text about how much I’m worth to somebody

[inkskinned]

i hate the first day “let’s all say a cool fact about ourselves” bc the minute that shit starts up i am no longer even on the same astral plane. i’m panicking. sure i’m smiling at the other people talking but i have tuned everything out while my brain scrambles around screaming, trying to find something remotely interesting about me so i can mumble something that isn’t “my name is raquel and if i got hit by a car i honestly wouldn’t complain”

[thecommonchick]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after

[slimetony]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[markv5]

Когда не хотел потревожить кота

[ahalfeatensliceofpie-blog]

“when you didn’t want to wake up the cat”

[minigenos]

A hambaga please.

[awesomepossumredux]

hamburger~

[minigenos]

Ah. You are motherfucker?

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[orriculum]

Boyfriend: *lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed*

Me: oh dang what spell are we gonna be doing

[unclefather]

me: it’s $75 and i really want it

my mom: you have a job. just buy it

me: