Not an adult, but a child with a drinking permit

Jamey. 27. Lawyer. Pittsburgh born and raised, spent three years as a temporary Ohioan. More info can be found at III up above. Credit for the banner goes to the lovely starksokovia

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[incnspicuous]

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[whiteswordmoonart]

When in doubt draw a rainbow trout 🐟

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[srdcovka]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was tired

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[furryprovocateur]

happy thursday

[timsplayhouse]

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

once again i have been written up by HR

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

fuck it remaking the poll hi

the best option ever

yea its good :)

i mean i guess its okay

ehh

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJan 12

[lumsel]

oh uh. ok.

[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[hexedvampire]

mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly