Fan-freaking-tastic

Paige, 27, Midwesterner. I have no idea what I’m still doing here either. Crazy cat lady. Instagram: Pay_Pay_R

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[tsulasgi]

Cherokee Seven Clans - Clay turtle 🐢 - Jane Osti - Spider Gallery ᎧᎿᏁᏍᎩ, Tahlequah Oklahoma.

Bonus:

[tsulasgi]

Happy Flat Fuck Friday

[chongoblog]

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

[utopians]

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

[dogpuppy]

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[capacity2]

People don’t wanna break down boxes anymore have yall noticed that? No one gives a fuck these days

[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[furtive-pygmy]

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[turnways]

Unironically obsessed with the people who's realization that we're in a fascist country is a late night comedian getting his show canceled and not like, anything before that. Like even in recent history.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions