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watching tradwife 5 billion kids families and pretending the barefoot pregnant mom is könig while i work in the USSR mines to provide gluten free sugar free high frequency seed bread and raw christian milk for his crunchy mom meals
maybe .. maybe i do have a type 🎀 👉🏻👈🏻 ( blue-eyed giants that can toss me over his shoulders when i’m mad at him ) ᜊ(꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)ᜊ ♡ tee hee !!
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I headcanon König having resting puppy eyes and generally "soft" features (that don't match his personality at all) which he's insecure of, but can't really do anything about it besides wearing a mask. He doesn't strike me as a person that would hide injuries under the mask, I think he'd be proud of them. But maybe I'll add a scar or two in the future, idk.
Know nothing of this game but I saw this going around. Wanted to put in my lil cryptid.
Mutter (Chapter Three)
Summary: Slowly, she lifted his hood until his mouth was revealed. It was easier to see the reddish stubble up close, as well as the tattoos on his neck. In the hollow of his throat sat a realistic floating eye, clearly part of a tattoo that was covered by his shirt. She was tempted to trace it with her fingers, to follow the lines of ink lower and lower… Word Count: 5339 Warnings: harassment, smut, mentions of past domestic/sexual abuse, mentions of past forced prostitution, *** means POV switch, and -*- means timeskip but no POV switch. Notes: Finally, a Mutter update! The beautiful art I had commissioned for this fic really inspired me <3 If you haven't seen it, you can find it linked on my masterlist under the Konig section! I still have no beta for this fic so all SPAG and consistency errors are my own, feel free to point them out. Comments and reblogs are highly appreciated! AO3, Masterlist
WAKE UP NEW MUTTER CHAPTER JUST DROPPED
It's a pity his dominant posture can never last long when it comes to omegas :/ he just has to get on his knees and beg for a sniff of scent, for a drop of attention and a sip of tenderness.
Omegaverse has really been on my mind those last few days,, (`ー´)ゞ⌨️🖱️
König is for sure the definition of an alpha. Tall and brooding König whose pheromones are all over the place; whose presence commands either fear or obedience. It's no wonder he reached such a position in the Special Forces. You see, someone like him was born to rule over others...
Especially when his rut is just around the corner — God, where is a mate when needs one? He's really getting tired of humping pillows. Do something about it! ♡
König owns… a pretty big piece of land. He’s always wanted someplace broad and quaint for him and him alone, away from cruelty. He’s seen enough of it for multiple lifetimes.
It’s his safe haven, a sanctuary as much for the vast flora and fauna as it is for him.
One early morning when the light is blue, he makes the unfortunate discovery of a poacher trying to get one of his animals and well, just to be an asshole, König tails him. He creeps up from behind, a man his size stalking the forest floor without a sound, biding his time, waiting for the fucker to raise his rifle and make a move…
He picks up a sturdy branch off the ground, not some flimsy twig, grabs it firmly by the ends and snaps it in half. The loud crack of the old wood giving in echoed through the trees, loud enough to spook any critter big or small
The guy whirls around, ready for a fight.
“Hey, man. The fuck’s your pro—”
The words die on his tongue, there’s a gun pointed at the poacher’s face.
“This is private property.” König says, the dude knows this, pretty big fucking sign stating no trespassing. You’d think folks would listen…
The air is still, only the panicked panting of the man dressed in flannel fills König’s ears. He should let him meet his maker. Why shouldn’t he, thinking there’s more than one way to hide a body—or disappear it entirely. This won’t be the last time anyway. People never learn.
“Give me a reason, doesn’t even have to be a good one, for me not to waste you right here.”
The gun clicks
“Answer quickly.”
I absolutely loooove thinking about different versions of König !! (^‿^)
Horny, pent up König who's a straight up pervert and gets hard just by thinking about lingerie vs. König who's not at all interested in sex and cares more about the cleanliness of his knives than the perspective of getting it on;
König who came from a rough background and joined the military in order to escape abuse and neglect vs. König who will forever be his mama's sweet boy, who joined the armed forces with the sole purpose of earning good money and giving her the life she deserves;
König who has no one and dreads the day retirement comes because, God, what will be of him then? vs. König who has everything planned out and anxiously awaits the end of his duty, anxiously awaits the comfort of a nice cabin on top of a mountain made just for him;
König who's deadly afraid of women and will likely die alone because approaching one is his worst nightmare vs. König with a cute wife and even cuter children that he loves so, so much;
König who only likes guns and knives and bombs and violence and only diy's things out of necessity vs. König who has so many weird, unexpected interests and loves to make things from scratch just for the sake of it;
König who never overcame his insecurities and still shakes in his boots by the mere thought of being perceived by others vs. König who's as secure on himself as a man can be and copes with his social anxiety by simply limiting socializing as much as possible.
König, König, König. I love König!!!
What do you think König's days were like in Jagdkommando?
Whew..... buckle up buddy, this is gonna be a long post. You're about to get several paragraphs of how I envision König 👍
TW: mention of past sh ‼️
Oooh I love this!! This is a major headcannon for me.
It probably started in his childhood in not-so-obvious ways, progressed into his teenage years in more violent forms and left a lot of scars.
I do believe he stopped with the cutting at some point but still constantly engaged in harmful behaviors and put himself in dangerous situations quite often (being in the military made it quite easy).
He never came across as actively suicidal to me, though. Just as someone who constantly makes hurtful decisions without realizing it.
Self-indulgence final boss !! I'm ovulating and about to make it König's problem ᡣ𐭩.
CW: age gap (legal!), arranged marriage, suggestive.
It was never his intention to have a close relationship with you — decent, at most, but never intimate. Your union was not out of love, but necessity. He's already old, not as much of a hardened soldier as before, and farm life really took a toll on his already weakened state. It's the only reason why he complied to your parents's desperate pleas to accept your hand in marriage; it wouldn't hurt to have a helping hand around.
But you've been acting weirder than usual, and it's starting to bother him because your constant pouting is unnerving. You're a good wife, always dedicated to your duties around the house, but still young; which could only make way for stubbornness. He isn't sure what's going through your mind, but he's annoyed because your food tastes better when you're not angry.
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It's a cold afternoon when you corner him in the dining room. It's unexpected because you were never one for forwardness. It's unexpected because "are you impotent?" is the last thing he thought would come out of your mouth.
"Are you?", you press on, impassive. The rest of your questioning is quick to become a blur. You ask him if there's something wrong with your body; you ponder if it's because you aren't as young anymore (given that most girls in the village married in their teen years, while you were already in your twenties when your parents married you off); you tell him about your mother's teachings regarding your first night together, and about how frustrated you felt when nothing happened; you reveal about your never-ending efforts to seduce him.
In the end, it all comes down to the same thing: you're pent up. Extremely so, to the point it's making your cooking less tasty. Which is quite the nuisance, since he had always been one to value a good meal. Huh. There's really no such thing as a free lunch. It's kinda bothersome how he now has to rub you at least once a day in order to keep you happy and functioning. Youngsters and their stamina. Scheiße.
more not so creepy landlord könig? i just followed u and im fucking obsessed
Hahaha hello and welcome, I'm glad you liked it! Here is part four!
warnings: mommy kink but i fear that's a given at this point when it comes to könig
König beamed at the newly installed dishwasher, for once, not thinking about the way his scars twisted grotesquely with the expression. He was far too proud to care.
“For you, Fraulein!” He announced, very careful not to call you Mama like he so desperately wanted to. He wanted to be your sweet boy, to end every day laying in bed with you, suckling at your lovely breasts as you carded your fingers through his hair and stroked his cock. Or even better, kept it warm and safe inside your perfect pussy…
“I still can’t believe you got me a dishwasher,” you said, pulling him from his dirty thoughts. “You better not increase my rent because of it.”
“Nein, I will not!” König insisted. He hesitated for only a second before deciding to push his luck. “But I will ask for more lemonade.”
You huffed a laugh, raising your brows as you smiled at him. He gave you a pleading look. You rolled your eyes.
“Fine,” you groaned. “I suppose I can stand your company for a little longer.”
König’s heart skipped a beat. That was one of the nicest things a woman had ever said to him.
“Speaking of,” you continued, waving a hand towards the table as you went to fetch something from the fridge. “Go sit. I’m making you dinner tonight, as a thank you. Then we’ll be even.”
König’s eyes widened in shock, before he scrambled over to the table, folding his too-big body into the small chair. He wanted to offer to help you cook, but he was afraid that if he made one wrong move, you'd kick him out. And the thought of not getting to eat a home cooked meal made by you, now that you’ve finally offered it, is devastating. So he sits in the chair, still and quiet, like a good boy. And when ten minutes later, you hand him a bowl of potatoes and tell him to peel them, he does so with the utmost care. He will make you proud of him. Proud to be his Mama…
König and his crooked nose and crooked teeth and crooked mind ache for a loving gaze and an open heart. For someone to, even if just a little, appreciate him as a whole — with the scars and all.
The mask can only hide so much, the layers and layers of clothes can't stay on forever. Will you judge him when they come off? Will you touch his skin and feel its warmth? Will you acknowledge his humanness as his chest rises and falls with every breath?
Will you?
Just imagine getting to live with farmer!König in a ranch far, far away from the city. The land is fertile and extensive — there are trees and flowers and bugs everywhere.
His arms are fat from the never-ending labour; his back rivals a tree trunk with how wide it is; his thighs are the juiciest, juiciest things across the entire estate.
I bet his clothes have to be fixed often and his meals are always huge. Hearty and organic, prepared with love by his sweet wife. He'd never become ripped with a diet like that. Just soft and delicious U ´꓃ ` U.
I like to think about Retired!König sometimes. Big, rough, mean König, stripped away of everything that made him König. It came not from old age, not from his own will, but from a bomb that shattered his knee and left him with a permanent limp that could be treated but not cured. A slow soldier is a dead soldier, and there was nothing he or the medics could do to stop the retirement from reaching his way and ruining everything he had ever built.
Alexander returns to an empty home and an overflowing bank account that could only exist in the hands of a soldier with enough of a bad character to smear his hands with dirty work. But it doesn't matter now. The old ladies down the street will never know of his sins, and neither will the people who cross his path everyday. A blessing isn't too far from a curse, after all, and the blissful unawareness of others serves more as a way into isolation than anything. König was reserved, yes, but never anonymous. Everyone around base knew about his achievements, about the feats of his career, about what it took to become a Colonel.
Ah, this is why the suicide rate among veterans is so high, isn't it? Not even a man of such size can escape the suffering that lingers when everything breaks into small pieces of nothing but memories.
It's been a while since I last posted something here. I kind of became obsessed with a guy and it made me go a little crazy. Not anymore, though!! Back to writing (˶ˆᗜˆ˵).
🚨 My Name is Nasr — and This is Our Cry for Help 🚨
I’m writing this with a heart full of pain and hope.
My name is Nasr, a young man from Gaza, and I’m sharing our story not because I want to—but because I have to.
💔 The war took everything from us.
In just moments, my entire world collapsed.
My mother and sister were killed in an airstrike.
My father is seriously ill and unable to work or provide for us.
Now I am the one responsible for my younger siblings—little children who have seen more horror than any child should.
We used to live a simple life.
We weren’t rich, but we had love and hope.
Now, we sleep under the open sky, surrounded by fear and uncertainty.
Every night, I wonder how I’ll feed them tomorrow.
Every morning, I’m just thankful we’re still alive.
This is not just my story. This is our fight to survive.
We are now struggling to afford even the basics:
A home, food, medicine, and safety.
Right now, we need your kindness more than ever.
Even $10 💵 can help us:
Buy food for the children 🍞
Get essential medicine for my father 💊
Buy them clothes or warm blankets 🧥
Give them a small sense of safety
If you can’t donate, you can still help.
🔁 Re-share this post. Spread our story.
You never know who might see it and feel moved to help.
My name is Naser AbuThaher , and my world has been shattered by war. I lost my beloved mother and sister in an attack that took them away fr
We are not just numbers. We are human. We are survivors. And we’re asking you… please don’t look away.
🙏 Help us survive. Help us feel human again.
Before we start, I'd like to let everyone know that this is my first time writing something suggestive ( ;´ - `;). So I'm sorry if this is too awkward !!
CW: mention of overstimulation [m!receiving].