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there, crosses a faint smile on her lips at the nickname. still amused, on occasion, how it’d turned from an attempt at derision to a pet name. an angel and demon ? soft on each other ? strange little turn. especially when one thinks on who they were. even are. still, asuriel took their hand, comforted in such a simple thing. and in the space that they had made for her, she slid into place beside them, tugging their arm to drape over her waist. there was an edge to her presence. careworn. it wasn’t hard then though, to burrow closer. against all reason, or what she knew they’d say, they made her feel safe. ‘ hope you known what you’ve signed up for. ‘ cheekiness implied, though she didn’t plan on moving for a while.
their arm stills in her tugging hold, waiting to see where she led the limb before it wrapped properly around her waist. she was warm against them ---- their chilled body soaking in the heat as she moved ever - so - closer to them. a blissful buzz erupts within their chest as cracked lips press to the crown of her head. the prince could lie on the couch for the rest of eternity if it meant never having to move from the comfortable position their body melted into. ❛ good thing i have nothing planned for the rest of the evening. ❜ drawing their gaze across their partner’s appearance ( stressed by the looks of it ) , beelzebub frowned but held their thought for a moment as a blanket is pulled from over the couch’s back. perhaps if they were someone else, they would have questioned, but they had a guess. heaven was more than likely overworking her again.
❛ wanna watch a movie or take a nap ? ❜
𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑳𝒁𝑬𝑩𝑼𝑩 𝑯𝑨𝑺 𝑨 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑷𝑼𝑻 𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑴𝑬 . prince of demons , leader of the forces of hell & demon of gluttony ! independent & selective , a heavily headcanon & tv based beelzebub of good omens book & show , summoned by veggie .
beelzebub, trying to find crowley: red robin ...
crowley, slithering out from behind a desk: YUM --- oh wait --- oh no. OH NO.
BEFORE SHIPPING WITH ME , YOU NEED TO KNOW //
i will get invested almost instantly.
i will invade your inbox // im’s // discord etc for plots // headcanon’s // and general yelling about our ship.
i will tag you in gifsets // images // posts that remind me of our ship.
i will send you almost every meme you reblog // pop into your ask IC spontaneously.
i will get on your nerves eventually but that’s fine we’re fine it’s fine.
i won’t force anything on you that you’re not comfortable with and will always discuss any uncomfortable // triggering subjects with you. because as my rp partner and friend i respect you and your boundaries.
ooc - crack.
once upon a time, beelzebub held crowley while in snake form. it was not fun for either of them. beelzebub’s grip was too tight and crowley was a flailing mess that tried to bite them or jump out of their hands whenever they saw a chance. at some point, crowley ended up crawling all over beelzebub and their office while beelzebub attempted to get a hold of them. a few times, crowley attacked beelzebub’s face directly by jumping straight at them. in the end, crowley was banned from ever showing up as snake or beelzebub would eat them on sight.
me flirting: I don’t want you to die
anonymous sent a memo . ❛ 📂 📂 📂 ❜ —— ❛ useless headcanon meme. / accepting.
━━ 001. STRENGTH.
to keep this short and sweet ━ BEELZEBUB IS NOT WEAK. appearances mean nothing in hell. even the sweetest individual can be a ruthless killer. beelzebub’s corporeal form is short in stature and not as strong-looking as many would expect of a merciless prince of hell. truth be known, their full power is typically never seen unless necessary. their natural strength is far past that of a humans ━ a simple kick to a bench could send it flying across the park. they are more than capable of lifting a taller and heavier individual without breaking a sweat. they are an extremely powerful demon. second to satan. they do not hand out such high titles to low-ranking demons. beelzebub commands hell’s armies. they speak for satan. when they walk, demons cower and move aside. they are not to be taken lightly. underestimate them. I DARE YOU.
━━ 002. BLACK NAIL POLISH.
almost weekly, beelzebub will repaint their nails and toenails black. they were introduced to nail polish by crowley after seeing their nails painted by the ink ( or so they thought ). sometimes, beelzebub will get together with dagon and paint each other nails. it’s one way to just relax and forget about everything.
━━ 003. SINGING VOICE.
seraphiel was in heaven’s choir of angels. they sang melodies and of the lord’s words. their voice blessed the hearts of many and brought fear into the unholy. it’s the one thing they miss about themselves after the fall. now, they possessed a buzz ━ ugly and irritating. they could never rid of it. a curse that could not be fixed no matter how many times they tried. they have learned to live with their quirk but it was terrible for singing. when they fell, their throat burned like hellfire and no note could be sang. for centuries, they did not sing. there was nothing to sing of when in hell. eventually, however, beelzebub learned to sing again. when they did, it was filled with sorrow with a buzz that danced beneath words, it would never be beautiful to them. it is rare to hear beelzebub singing. mun here, gonna be honest ━ i love the idea of beelzebub having a chilling voice of song. one that would bring goosebumps. their voice is unsettling but still attractive. this is mainly because i still like to believe that even after having gone through the fall, having a somewhat beautiful singing voice would be a cruel reminder of what they once had as an angel. their songs hold in them a past they can never return to.
@epitideios sent a memo . ❛ 📂 ! ❜ —— ❛ useless headcanon meme. / accepting.
━━ EATING HABITS & BODY WEIGHT.
there is nothing that beelzebub won’t eat. this is due to their chief sin of gluttony. it’s a very nasty sin but oh so very sweet. there is no such thing as ( spoiled ) to beelzebub. they do favor fresh food over old, but that will not stop them from sinking their teeth into rotting meals. they are very big on eating junk food and anything full of sugar. all the bad things that shouldn’t be ate are their favorites. especially comfort food — candies, donuts, cakes, etc. they love to stuff their face full. being they are a supernatural being, they do not possess the same anatomy of a human. unlike a human, they can eat as much as they want without ever needing to stop. leftovers ? unlikely. anything you put in front of them will be ate in full. keep aware that they will probably not eat something from someone they do not trust completely. too many assassination attempts.
although beelzebub is capable of eating to their heart’s content, their body is a bit on the chubby side. this is mostly because they prefer their body to be at least somewhat healthy ( if you want to call it that ). they find chubbiness attractive. there is nothing wrong with having love-handles or thicker thighs. it does compliment their sin of excessive eating. keep in mind that beelzebub is capable of changing their corporeal form with a snap of their fingers but they PREFER having weight to themselves. they are not ashamed of it. if anything, they are more comfortable. the parts of their body that have some chub to it are their thighs and stomach.
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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
WHAT LIES BENEATH THE CLOTHING ?
supernatural beings ( angels / demons ) do not have an assigned gender. there is no correct gender for them. there is no female or male. they are demons. they are angels. some present feminine, others masculine, and many as neither or both. beelzebub presents as androgynous. they present neither as man or woman. they are beelzebub. they are a prince of hell, the lord of flies, and the sin of gluttony. beelzebub prefers neutral pronouns or ze/zir. they are not opposed to he/him or she/her but they are not fond of either.
when their clothes are removed; typically, their body presents feminine but with little to no curves. other times, their body is completely bared of any sex. think of a doll. smooth nothing. they rarely ever get involved with sexual acts but when they do, their body presents as female unless a change is requested by their partner. other than their possible sex, their body will reveal more boils, scars, and scabs. most common places are their elbows, near their hips, and knees. these marks are similar to the ones on their face. they really don’t ever vanish when they are on earth as they are not going to be showing off their body. if it does happen ( for some unknown reason ), they may or may not remove the scars and boils. it all depends on the situation.
p.s. remember you can message me at anytime and request that beelzebub does not present breasts. this is my usual go-to when describing beelzebub without their shirt on or when messing with their chest. i know this may cause some to be uncomfortable so please never hesitate to ask me to remove it for our writings !
also a little fun jab at a friend ( you know who you are ) but what is really secretly underneath their clothing are flies. opening up their shirt summons a swarm of flies that will attack you on sight without mercy.
@protectxthem sent a memo . ❛ ❝ how will you dress for the party? ❞ (Lucifer) ❜ — ❛ devil’s carnival starters. / accepting.
pale fingers trace light ‘cross their vest. clearing away unsightly wrinkles. their vest is then fixed — pulled proper against chest and breasts. ❛ as i am. my current clothing are just fine. ❜ their head tips back, fingers dancing across scars, boils, and dried blood. ❛ would you have me wear something else ? ❜
in another universe I’m easier to love
@hasteur sent a memo . ❛ tiny boss gets a tiny pat on the shoulder that slowly morphs into the world’s smallest hug. sorry i don’t make the rules. ❜ — ❛ no meme. / always accepting.
visage shaded by a familiar clothed chest. the prince gives an exhalation : a huff of air exuding from their lungs. supernatural beings had very little reason to breathe so when did, it was all for appearance or a show of emotions. stress rolled from tense shoulders like waves. stacks of paperwork scattered on and around their desk. they were ever so tired. oh, how they would have loved to lie down and sleep. leave the paperwork to someone else — like dagon. head leans forward, laying against the chest : resting aching neck for a short moment ‘til a hand rose to shove lightly the demon from them. just enough to put space between them.
❛ thank — you’re dismissed, hastur. i have no time for distractions. ❜