Hair Like a Fluffy Chocolate Waterfall

Dave, 21, Scouseland, Artist, Punsmith. Professional Shitposter. Iron Maiden

[aswiftfooted]

Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979).

[theweirdwideweb]

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

I want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i really really want to fuckig die

[inkskinned]

do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

I just want to die. Life’s been a rocky road and I’ve honestly had enough. I can’t face this anymore. I can’t bear the loneliness, the lethargy, the tears and numbness anymore.

Please just fucking kill me.

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

fucking drop already you disgusting little freak

neato

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

[kyouranheykids-blog]

my kink is being stabbed until i die

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

God dammit I hate how this has become a place where I just post about how depressed I am but I'm just always so fucking low; I feel like I've lost my passions and even the basics of social activity, I stay in my room and try toget work done but I either fuck up drawing or just cant draw. I sit in front of a computer screen for hours watching my Facebook feed occasionally update, starved for someone to talk to me, but I cant talk to them cos guess what fam I constantly think of myself as a piece of shit creep who people will only get sick of sooner or later. Im lonely, platonically and romantically, because I just shitpost, literally talk shit at all times. I never wanted that impression, i feel like I come across as an angry manchild. And the worst thing is, I lie about my wellbeing to my mum cos I dont want to worry her when Im at uni, but I know she knows Im lying. Because even she cant help. And she's tried. I've woken up and gone to sleep in varying levels of crying for the past 2 days. I'm behind on work to the point where I'm gonna fail. I'm a useless piece of shit. I just want to stop being. Not alive, not dead, just nothing. Because all I am now is sadness apathy and a great big dose of numb.

[shadesofjoel]

I decided my 2016 gone start Feb 1… this was a free trial month

[pietriarchy]

Hi there, I am the cofounder of Siz, and we have a very popular Tumblr in term of notes (around 5 million per month) and we're only posting original content. Our Tumblr is sizvideos. I have seen that you are very popular on Tumblr as well. I'd be glad to talk with you by email, to learn from you and to see if we can set up a partnership. Best, Axel

gee bill! how come your mom lets you eat two wieners?

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

NO SKINS

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

contradicting squads

scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries

nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini

blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio

weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn

confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn

friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer

awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries

honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces

angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer

hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn

wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces

stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius

[milkforthekhorneflakes]

signs as game grumps memes

Aries: Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped

Taurus: IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL

Gemini: Wolf Job

Cancer: MARK ZUCKERBURG

Leo: mmMMMMmMMMmmmm funNNEEEEEEEEE joke

Virgo: GREP

Libra: The D Club

Scorpio: how am i supposed to watch anime on a sushi??

Sagittarius: goddammit ross

Capricorn: What am i willing to put up with today?

Aquarius: mycaruba

Pisces: At age six i was born without a face...

[bpdlily]

Death at this point would seem like such a cop out but I honestly feel so lost. I don’t know who I am, who I want to be around, what I want to do. If I had a car I know I would just drive away from all of my problems and just start my life again. So much of my past seems to haunt me and whilst its defined who I am, something I don’t think I would want to change.. it is consistently there holding me back. I have lost trust in other people. I just want to be alone and to fade away slowly..

[pleatedjeans]

[bandtshirt]

2016 is already trying me