cute, cute, in a stupid-ass way @luisellina - Tumblr Blog

If you post good in real life people call it "being charming" and it can even result in pussy

My liege, have you considered cockwarming in the muppet hole?

Do I appear to be a Day One Muppet Fucker to you??? This is Rookie Shit. Come back to me when you have Novel And Exciting Ways to Procreate with Kermit the Frog!!!!

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Every day I see my reflection smiling back at me in the mirror and I get scared because I see Him in there...the joker.. but then I chuckle darkly because I know my inner joker is basically a psychopath and that's why no one messes with me because they know he's in there.and then i get a little turned on because imagine if the joker was an alpha ceo and I was his Omega and he stroked on me so sweetly... and then, after that, I spend a few hours crying, but thats less about the joker and more just in general

sonohtigris

"We got cancelled again?! That's it I'm becoming the Joker!" Kermit said muppetly.

jimiscribif

television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

#once upon a time #you don't know what you're talking about anna from frozen

4nju

my swanqueen era is coming back

aenslem

#me meeting anyone I dislike again

azirastars

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

#swanqueen #once upon a time #there should have been dark swan x evil queen

H-2 before new Bénabar album

#everyone's holding their breath #bénabar #please please please don't be dogshit

Speaking of chanson française, I've always been fascinated by songs that constitute like… a duo of songs. Obvious ones are sequels. Renaud made several ones :

« Ma chanson leur a pas plu » and « Ma chanson leur a pas plu - Suite » (They didn't like my song/They didn't like my song - Sequel)

« Où c'est qu'j'ai mis mon flingue » and « J'ai retrouvé mon flingue » (Where did I put my gun?/I found my gun)

« Près des auto-tamponneuses » and « Le retour de la pépette » (Near the bumper cars/Pépette comes back)

Then you have the less obvious ones, that are technically unrelated, but that are still made by the same artist and still form a duo:

« Je n'ai pas la gale » and « Tu n'as pas les oreillons » by Thomas Fersen (I don't have scabies/You don't have mumps)

« Le chien » and « Les deux chiens » by Bénabar (The dog/the two dogs)

And then you have ones that are not by the same artist but are talking about kind of the same thing in a similar way, with a similar title:

« Les filles de 1973 ont trente ans » (Vincent Delerm), « Les filles qui s'appellent Valérie » (Oldelaf), « Les filles de plus de quarante ans » (Bénabar) (The girls born in 1973 are thirty/The girls whose name is Valérie/The girls that are older than 40)

And one that kind of blows my mind the way they're similar, « Gagarine » by Alain Schneider (who write songs for kids) and « La station Mir » by Bénabar

If you want to go outside of chanson française, you can say « Femme, femme, femme » by Serge Lama and « Gimme gimme gimme » by ABBA are kind of the same, but that will actually be in my TED Talk.

#thank you for coming #chanson française

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Chanson française is so fun, a letter changes everything

Fernand : my friend died very young, I am a shell of myself, the whole world seems empty and devastated because my friend isn't in it anymore. If only I could have got only just a minute more with him. Post war France is hell.

Fernande: my penis is very erect

luisellina

L'opéra, Yves Duteil : reliving the nights alone at home when I was a kid and I could live out my fantasies

L'opérap, Mozart l'Opéra Rock : I don't even know man

#less funny but still #chanson française