I think my favorite scene from 90s movies was the first scene in Gonzorov the Muppets Goncharov in '95.
Opening narration over clocks and a train pulling into naples explaining why Goncharov, and Katya are fleeing to naples
Gonzo: "Here we are beloved a fresh start in Naples."
Miss piggy: "CUT! Wait hold on I'm married to Gonzo in this?!"
camera cuts to Kermit in the directors chair with Rizzo and Pepe on camera and holding the script.
Kermit: "Uh, yes? He's playing Gonzorov the lead we kinda named the movie after him."
Gonzo aside: " Yea I get to star I've been working hard"
Kermit: "And Piggy you wanted the lead and in Goncharov that's Goncharov's wife Katya."
Miss Piggy: " BUT MARRIED TO GONZO?! TO HIM"
Kermit: " Yes he's Gonzorov."
Rizzo: "What's wrong with being married to Gonzo?"
Miss Piggy turns sharply staring Rizzo down.
Rizzo: "Yea ok yer right."
Gonzo: "Hey I'm fine Henrietta loves me"
Miss Piggy: "Which of the chickens is Henrietta? Can you pick her out right now?! Hmmmm?"
Camera pans to the chickens all identical
Gonzo: "Alright you got me there."
Off camera angry chicken noises Kermit looks concerned Pepe and Rizzo chuckle.
Miss Piggy gesturing wildly to Kermit "See Kermy?! Why can't I be opposite of you?!"
Kermit: "Well uh Piggy I'm playing Andrey, not Gonzorov."
Miss Piggy: "Ok well who's his romance option hmmm?"
Kermit: "Officially? No one but it's implied that him and Gonzorov fall in love."
Miss Piggy mouth agap stares into camera
Miss Piggy: "Ok what's the next biggest female part?!"
Pepe: "Sophia Katya's maid" Kermit, Rizzo, and Gonzo all agree.
Miss Piggy: "Ok I'll play her then anything other than being married to Gonzo!"
Kermit: "But Piggy we already cast Sophia.."
Miss Piggy: " WITH WHO?!"
Kermit: "Well Winona."
Camera pans to Winona Ryder eating something at craft services looks up confused.
Miss Piggy hurries over muttering and yelling " SWITCH SWITCH YOU CAN BE MARRIED TO THAT FREAK" forcing Winona off screen. Seconds later Winona gets shoved out wearing Katya's costume.
Kermit:" Uh Winona are you fine with this?"
Winona Ryder: "Oh yea Kermit I actually played Katya in my college production I just didn't want to step on miss Piggy's toes."
Miss Piggy off screen: "THANK YOU~"
Kermit: "Oh uh well ok then everyone reset!"
Title scene and opening narration starts over again, the shadow of a chicken holding a knife can be seen over the clocks and trains.
