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There’s also a double yellow line under the letters running up making it look like a road, this is a subtle nod the the fact that Baby do most of his driving on road
what’s up guys thanks for tuning into blu-ray ray, ray here. today were gonna be talking about godzilla on blu ray. first off let me just say the picture quality is amazing and its loaded with bonus features such as scene select. all in all id say this blu ray is a must have for any movie fan. well that about wraps it up for today, thanks for tuning in. if you liked what u saw like and subscribe. feel free to leave a comment too if you agree the picture looks crisp or even if you didnt but please be respectful. i also have a patreon if you like what u saw. that goes towards microphones, filming equipment, and of course more blu rays so i can keep those reviews coming *chuckles* this has been blu ray ray, thanks for tuning in
(via Scary Go Round Comics by John Allison - October 1, 2015)
You know, John, it would be okay for you to draw Shelly in a Bad Machinery strip. I mean you already directly referenced her once, and Shauna probably knows who she is, especially since she’s moved back to Tackleford and is no doubt driving Amy to drink with her constant freaking out over the upcoming Winters-Jones love child.
I say this purely out of detached concern and not because I have a desperate, burning need to see Shelley appear in Bad Machinery alongside Amy.
Also, calling it now: Tim was Ryan’s best man. Riley was in the wedding party, but only under duress. She was not pleased to need to be photographed alongside Shelley.
Scout, who would have been fiveish then, was the ring-bearer for Uncle Ryan.
I’m pretty sure in that comic you linked they’re talking about William Blake and Percy Shelley. But yeah, I was thinking her absence was a bit conspicuous. Especially since that was the last comic before a Destroy History one. Kind of like when in shows somebody describes someone in a way that you’re like “we know who you mean why don’t you just say their name” and then it cuts to them.
Ayoade on Ayoade
I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say they were raped or molested.
this is probably one of the most important text posts i have ever seen because i feel like this is a HUGE issue among teenagers especially young girls in today’s social culture and nobody talks about it. nobody tells you that you were in fact abused and sometimes it takes you years to finally realize what happened to you was wrong, and it’s really scary and confusing! we need to teach each other that “rape” or “molestation” can happen in many circumstances and not just the ones we are taught!!!!
“He (David Byrne)’s a genuine eccentric,” says Eno. “He’s always been exactly like that, and I’ve seen him remain like that in quite extreme situations. For instance, we were mugged together once in New York. It was quite frightening; we were mugged by 14 people. My enduring memory is of David being dragged off into the bushes, saying ‘Uh-oh!’ That’s absolutely true; it was like a cartoon scene.”
Brian Eno (via treefingering)
Vicious anti-Muslim bigotry by Dominos employees and police.
Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries
By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast
MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
Did you know that my choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet, To Be or Not To Be, is now available in game form on Steam, Android, and iOS? YOU DID? Well that’s awesome because it’s getting some great reviews; thank you for being aware of that.
Anyway I’ve got NINETEEN different download codes for iOS to give away! So everyone who reblogs this will be entered into the RANDOM DRAW, and if you win I’ll send you a code that’ll get you the complete game for free. Make sure your Tumblr is set up to accept messages from strangers, otherwise I won’t be able to contact you.
(iOS only, sorry! We already gave away the Steam keys and don’t have any for Android, but if you have an iPhone or iPad and are wondering “gosh why did I spend so much money on this when functionally identical hardware could’ve been had for much cheaper”, MY FRIEND, TODAY IS THE DAY THAT CHOICE PAYS OFF)
Dr. Phill with no dialogue, just reactions
I just spat out my food
Oh my god
A Tale of Two Dinners
my friends: it’s been exactly 2 million years since i last used my high dpi gaming mouse to click my tumblr post button. i’m sorry about this! i have no excuse. nothing has really changed in my life—i just got distracted by (then obsessed with) lanyard culture and then i accidentally ate a few of those capsules that grow into little sponge animals when you drop them in water.
in addition to conveying a sponge rhino through my bowels AND inventing some pretty dope basket weave knots, i’ve written some things that i’d like to share with you. the following short piece is about the intersection of my second and third favourite pleasures: literature and food. if either of these stimuli make your top ten list as well, you may enjoy it…
How big a deal was Charles Dickens in 1842? This is the question I asked a professor friend of mine to get some perspective on the two epic, though wildly different New York dinner parties held in Dickens’ honor in 1842 and then 25 years later in 1867. “He was the biggest deal. If he visited your city, the press would scribble about it for days, even weeks afterwards.” replied my friend.
"He was a Kim Kardashian?"
"When Dickens first came to New York in 1842, he was only 29 yet he’d already published several bestsellers including The Pickwick Papers, Oliver Twist, and Nicholas Nickleby. He was a prolific wunderkind that everyone, everywhere was going bonkers over.”
"Bieber?"
"Another consideration is that New York was a place to be in the mid 19th century but it wasn’t the place to be. To get there back then, to get anywhere, it took a long time. Dickens only visited the U.S. twice for a reason.”
"So…like if Justin Timberlake went to Kolkata."
"Sure. Charles Dickens visiting New York in 1842 is like Justin Timberlake visiting Kolkata in 2015. But to keep the metaphor tight, Justin Timberlake will have do the song-and-dance equivalent of writing A Christmas Carol, David Copperfield, Bleak House, A Tale of Two Cities, Great Expectations and ten other literary blockbusters by 2040 to be anything near what Dickens’ return trip to America was like in 1867.”
This is the tale of two dinners. Each was lavish beyond measure. Each included the crustiest of America’s upper crust. Each honored Charles Dickens, the Justin Timberlake of the Victorian era. Both meals were paragons of haute cuisine—yet the dinners themselves were poles apart. Comparing the two reveals a fundamental shift in American dining, indeed a fundamental shift in America itself.
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group of women having a smoke, gelatin silver print, c. 1896.
Double Exposures by Alison Scarpulla
Mirah - "1982 (Atari)" (Storageland)