hey

I'm sorry my blog is shitty it doesn't reflect my personality I swear

[garbuge]

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

[theweirdwideweb]

[c0rpseductor]

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Why does your URL express a desire to fuck and not a declaration of actively fucking? Is ambition superior to achievement?

If Sisyphus pushed the boulder to the top of the hill successfully

His tale would not be a Legend.

[fucko]

Tinder thots be like

[pissvortex]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[tittiesweat-deactivated20181123]

EN GARDE, THOT 🤺

[huntydraws]

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

[whiteteethteens]

my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar

[infornograph]

im the hair slap

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[akamxru]

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[patroclusdefencesquad]

Antoni Porowski : an award winning, celebrated chef.

Also Antoni Porowski : looks surprised and genuinely shocked when people like his cooking

[starlightandtears]

“20gayteen” is such a powerful name for a year. I’m gonna miss it when it’s 2019

[starlightandtears]

OH MY GOD

[starlightandtears]

20biteen????

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[coolpupmom]

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

[notartis]

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]