why

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[dreamyfreakout]

[weirdness-is-good]

WHAT?

[tmbg13]

me, landing in korea: 

[luisonte]

[bravelittletayster-deactivated2]

[fliesandlilypads]

he’s thinking

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[toastbutteregg]

[animatedtext]

[kermitreactions]

[dandoris]

bitches gotta start thinking about their animal crossing villager and town name now so that they don’t spend 10 hours doing it when the game finally comes out. im bitches.

[imaginedsoldier]

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

at this point tumblr is just for talking to yourself

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

you’re right

[saturnribbon]

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[underrmyumbrellaella]

will this piece of shit post ever fuck off