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Would you rather have period sex or a golden shower?
Now we all know I’m a lover of men. I don’t want some cervical blood on my magic stick, when I could be getting a face full of dick. Y’feel? So, by default, the golden shower wins.
Would you rather walk on legos or use glue instead of lube for the rest of your life?
And risk fucking up my cock? I can live with lego prints on my feet, I can’t live with a sticky dicky.
Would you rather lose your arms or legs?
You can’t masturbate properly with your legs. You can’t use a vibrator properly with your legs. Do I need to go on?
Would you rather watch tentacle porn for the rest of your life or grow your own tentacles in exchange for your dick?
Who needs a dick when you can be the epitome of everything hot and filthy in Japan? Tentacles, all the way. I’ll be asking for volunteers to test them out, though.
Would you rather be proposed to using a yo-yo or a pogo stick?
Pogo stick. If that guy can bounce it while holding a ring, he can bounce on my dick, too.
Would you rather your otp never sail or be tumblr shamed?
I need all my OTP’s to sail. I don’t watch anime for the plot. Tumblr, it was nice knowing your rare nice times, but I’ll take your shame.
Would you rather hallucinate garbage constantly or be Oprah?
I’m garbage anyway, might as well hallucinate more. Besides, Oprah has a tendency to get run over on TV shows.
Would you rather disappoint Suga or break Niko's heart?
Now this is unfair. Eh, I’m sure Suga’s hot enough to bag plenty of other guys, being sweeter than sweet. Niko’s like a lost puppy who needs guidance all the time. Can’t break a puppy’s heart.
Would you rather film a porno with Vicky Vette or Alexsander Freitas?
My boy Alex can have me all he wants, on and off camera. Vic, my love, as much as your MILF-ness draws me closer, it also pushes me away. She will be loved.
Would you rather get a very high pay to stop having sex or be dirt-poor?
I’d live on the streets with no food or clothing, so long as I can get a good dicking. Rest in peace my dignity.
Would you rather model with seventeen tarantulas or lose your hair?
For someone who overcame their arachnophobia after watching the movie, Arachnophobia, bring on the tarantulas. We can all get funky.
Would you rather get stranded on a deserted island with your significant other or every person you've ever had a one-night-stand with?
All around me are familiar faces. So long as I get a chance to taste all of those juices, I’ll have to go with the latter. Sorry bae.
Would you rather be fucked by Trump or Hillary?
If I go for Trump, you can almost guarantee he’ll try to grab other pussies, and I’m not a fan. My fave Hil better be strapping.
Would you rather live in a retirement home or have your genitals cut off?
So the options are. Live in a place where I can get old dick, or live a life with no dick?
Oh, let me think that over. Sign me up for the retirement home, son.
Would you rather be the very best or the queen of England?
While catching them is my destiny, and by that I mean, STD’s. Being Queen Bee just screams me.