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Would you rather: Go to see The Wiggles in concert, or go to see your mom on stage in a strip club?
I’m a terrible son for saying this but watching my mom strip already sounds hilarious. Sorry, dudes. Your child is problematic.
Would you rather: Have a vagina, or have a prosthetic dick?
Prosthetic dick means no random boners. That’s no fun. Vagina it is.
Would you rather: Juggle juggling balls for the rest of your life, or use your mouth to juggle Lukas' balls for the rest of your life?
Wait, is this a serious question?
Would you rather: Lose all your teeth knowing your sucking dick will be real gummy, or lose your tongue knowing you'll never taste dick again?
Sucking it feels nice no matter what. Tasting it is a completely different story.
Wold you rather: Have Donald Trump build a wall around your dick, or have Hillary delete all her sex emails sent to you?
That sounds like a lot of spam so Hillary, sweetie, get it together.
Would you rather: Lose all your hair to stress, or lose some of your hair because the sex was top notch?
As long as blows my mind, I can manage slapping on some extensions. No biggie. We’ll go with that
Would you rather: Have boobs and no butt, or have no boobs but have a thicc AF butt?
Thicc AF, bro. I worshiped the booty before it was cool.
Would you rather: Be blind but have an impeccable sense of time and organisation, or be deaf but constantly have "Baby Got Back" stuck in your head?
As much as I like big butts, and I cannot lie, I really need to pull my life together. So, sign me up for the former and get me a dog.
Would you rather: Eat fruitloops for the rest of your life, or drink bubble tea for the rest of your life?
Bubble tea. Gotta love sucking them balls.
Would you rather: Have two chicks at the same time, or have two chickens at the same time?
Both cackle but I’ll give this to the chicks because they can do better things with their mouths.
Would you rather: Have a brain boner, or a stomach boner?
A brain boner. Far better than a uni-boob, no?
Would you rather: Spend one million dollars on one dollar dildos, or conduct a heist on a dildo-making firm?
One dollar dildos are a thing? Whatever, I’ll conduct a heist because I’m a basic bitch and cheap stuff gives me rashes.
Would you rather: Eat bathsalts, or wrestle a crocodile
Is this a serious question? Have you ever smelled a crocodile’s breath? Well, neither have I and I don’t care to. Bathsalts it is.
Would you rather: Kiss Hitler, or kiss Queen Liz the OG
Liz. Mustaches suck. Fight me, bitch.