HUMANS SERIES TWOĀ (2x01) sentence meme.
feel free to change context/pronouns/etc as necessary.
I was hoping youād dance with me, thatās all.
Itās cool if itās not your thing.
Are you sure you want this?
So, what are you doing in [LOCATION] with just a bunch of dead white guys for company?
Do you want to do something?Ā
When did you know you liked women?Ā
Itās hard enough to know what you want. If you have to know why you want it, tooā¦
A stone speaks more than you!Ā
If you had the power to create life, would you?
You know what century weāre in, right?
Doing anything Iād understand?
Bit weird, having a stranger in the house.
It just doesnāt really feel like a fresh start, does it?
Itās a difficult situation, I just⦠Iām just asking if youāll help us through it.
You donāt need to thank me.
Yeah, I know I donāt need to say āpleaseā and āthank youā but it feels weird not to.
Donāt tell him I said that.
Bloody hell, you have to tell him now, donāt you?
I donāt deem your remark pertinent.
Well, Iāll see you in the morning.
You okay? You havenāt said a word.Ā
Did someone use your mug at work again?
Iāve been a bit busy with, you know, life.
How can you possibly presume to figure out our emotions when you have none of your own?
Stats? Youāre using stats?Ā
Weāre not the only people in the world to go through this.
If you werenāt here, Iād be talking to the bloody cake stand.
What? What do you mean, you wanted? You canāt āwantā anything can you?
Please donāt be frightened.
Iām experiencing a catastrophic malfunction.
Now, you think and feel just like a human.
We know youāre confused but weāll help you.
You canāt decide who to trust, and trust is a new concept. So, donāt trust either.
Letās just all stay calm, yeah?
You told me my place here would always be safe.
Look, it has nothing to do with you.
They may know where we are. We should change route.
That means youāre mine now.
Thereās nothing that you could show me me that would make like you any less.
Iām not stupid. When I touch you, I know someoneās hurt you.
Why do I know the people that I ride the bus with better than you?
Stay. Please. I want you to stay.
Iām unable to fully consider the implications of our conversation.
Iām sorry. I have to go.
Ask him if he wants a coffee, first.
Apologies for turning up unannounced.
I guess I should have returned your messages.
What is it that you want?
Youāve been reading too many tabloids.
I have to be super careful, here.
Why did you ask me to lie to him?
Unless Iāve got you very wrong, I donāt see you finishing me off any time soon.
They killed our friend! Heās not coming back!
Itās not your job to save them.
If you try to fight these people, you only put us at risk.
Youāre the one putting us at risk.
One slip, and youāll give us away.
If I donāt work, weāll have to steal.
We both know thatās not why you do it.
I want to be around people. I want to find out who I am.
This excess of sensory feedback, it serves no useful function.
Emotions have functions. Youāll see.
I am so stoked youāre here!
Disappoint me quickly so we can all get back to work.
And how do you feel right now?Ā
You just found him like this?
I know everythingās not perfect. Thereās been a lot of change. But this can still be a good thing for us.
I canāt āmove onā from that. And why would I want to?
Itās pretty hard trying to be normal when we know what we know.
Moving on might be hard, but we have each other. Thatās what matters.
If I was here to kill you all, I wouldnāt have rung the bell.