Beers and Blood

I'm Grace and I would love to get to know you.

[propanepimp]

[xbostons-deactivated20190804]

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

[lukeglendening]

Hey what’s up I’m never on here anymore but why am I so unloveable

[wild-cabins]

Kyle Finn Dempsey

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

LADIES!

If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…

[methargicismm]

This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

[roguesareth]

This goes for everyone, dont think women dont do this shit to.

[unclebeanbag]

If anyone says “If you loved me you’d…” just leave 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Wished id have realized this at 18.

[bisapositivity]

you and your body need nutrients. please make sure you are eating enough food and drinking enough water and getting enough sleep, you matter so much and i don’t want anything to happen to you

[lukeglendening]

Never on here anymore but what’s up my dudes

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[lukeglendening]

I know it’s been forever since I posted here but here’s an update. I’m seeing a very cute guy who I knows likes me and cares about me and he makes it very apparent. He has the same name as my dad which is gross but I really like him and I’m really happy we met. He’s in the army and the separation is difficult but he surprised me at my apartment when he came home on leave. I got some bad medical news when he was home that I thought would make him stop talking to me but he’s been very supportive throughout everything. I found a very nice person and I’m very happy

[lukeglendening]

Hello this guy is actually a piece of shit and ruined me life

[lukeglendening]

I ain’t ever here but I need advice, y’all. I wanna message a boy that I banged back in March cause he’s cute as fuck and has been helping my roommate get a new job. My roommate send some funny yet crude messages to him on Saturday (just like hey come fuck) and he was like alright I’ll hit you up but like I don’t wanna just fuck him again and I’m going out with my coworker on Saturday and I’m debating messaging him when I’m out and just like hey you should come if you’re not doing anything like should I do that or just leave it????

[luke-witkowski]

With the bestie at the game! @lukeglendening

[luke-witkowski]

Wings Game with my faves!!! @benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes @lukeglendening

[luke-witkowski]

Tfw: your best friend @lukeglendening catches you on tv 😂😂❤️❤️

[lukeglendening]

❤️❤️

[lukeglendening]

@t0mwilson43 thank you!! Yes we do!!! @benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes thank you!!!❤️

[lukeglendening]

I know it’s been forever since I posted here but here’s an update. I’m seeing a very cute guy who I knows likes me and cares about me and he makes it very apparent. He has the same name as my dad which is gross but I really like him and I’m really happy we met. He’s in the army and the separation is difficult but he surprised me at my apartment when he came home on leave. I got some bad medical news when he was home that I thought would make him stop talking to me but he’s been very supportive throughout everything. I found a very nice person and I’m very happy

[seriousjones]

a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

[seriousjones]

this post has led to one million people explaining impeachment to me so let me just say that this post is primarily a joke about the funny sex number known as 69

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

[wanghedi]

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

[welcometoyouredoom]