Everything Is A Bit

The King of France. Outlaw by trade, living life on the rodeo.

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Update!!! Just moved into my first house, here is Lukiepoo enjoying his new surroundings and being very curious about my shelf of Jesus / dead things.

First order of business: daytime date in the new garden. Hopefully he catches a tan. He will be lined up against the garden fence and shot if he does not contribute his share of the rent.

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Kiss me through the phone

-luke

Mwah!!!! Can you feel my pure and loving intentions?

- Flukiepoo x

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We should join the mile high club together sweetums

-luke Robertas (star of mile high 2003) (in case U forgot a meagre man like me, princess of the universe)

Oh! Lukiepoo, how could I forget about you, for you are the subject of all of my wildest dreams and salacious desires! I have practicing my flight attendant roleplay just for you, my wonderful husband. Would you like a tea? A coffee? The pilot special that’s available on the ‘Luke Only Menu’?

Let me know, my dark prince.

-Flukiepoo x

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My wonderful girlfriend, @gargoyle-greeb, has once again encouraged my symptoms of psychosis. Wonderful edit. Very sensual audio. ITS YEAR OF THE BLONDS, EVERYONE!

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Now who the fuck did your trim? Don’t worry, Lukiepoo, there’s still time to sue your barber.

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Having a divine husband will have you googling shit like ‘Holby City Season Eight Episode Thirteen Watch Free Online Reddit NO ADS NO PAYMENT NO WET MILFS IN MY AREA.’

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On another note, his Wikipedia picture was updated and I was there on the day it was taken, at the Silent Hill 2 panel at London MCM. This is important to no one but me.

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Went to Swansea for the day, had to swing on by Swansea University to point at various signs. Felt the spectral presence of Luke Roberts (the most famous Swansea alumni) in every ugly, dilapidated campus building. Thrilling stuff.

The Lord has never smiled upon Swansea, and I doubt He ever will.

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I love eating in front of you baby xx

-lukiepoo

Are you ready for the funnel of love (lard)(Ryan Ross style)?

-flukiepoo x

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can U get 'luke me out' on Ur next thong please?

-luke x

Find me an Etsy shop that will embroider ‘Luke This Just Like You Should’ and I shall consider it.

-flukiepoo x

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Lukiepoo making friends and eating a bowl of salad. He is so health conscious.

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Dinner date with my Lukiepoo! I hope he likes vegan Hot Dogs!

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For our wedding day do you want me with long blond hair like in Dracula or short dark hair like in mile high? Or long and brown like the autopsy? Or short and blond like silent hill 2?

I'll do anything as long as you love me baby.

-lukiepoo

I want your 2004 receding trim, so that on our wedding night I may draw patterns into the bald patch on the back of your head.

- flukiepoo x

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I miss you baby

- Luke roberts

This tumblr blog is a ‘How To’ manual on inciting psychosis in the youth.

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Oh baby I'm a Mile High (2003) just thinking about you. Please please come to me

-lukiepoo x

Computah, show me Dan Peterson sexy butt. Computah, let lukiepoo know that he’s the only one for me. Computah, let the stars align so that we may meet again and he will realise that I’m his divine future wife.

-flukiepoo x

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Catching a glimpse of Luke Roberts’ bald spot in Mile High (2003) is like seeing the sun break through a storming cloud front. So beautiful and bright that you can hardly look at it. Huge fan.

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Me and my bird. Welcome to the world, tiny Luke!! What adventures we shall have!!