Minimum wage is NOT enough

Out of context quotes and workplace drama

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"There's a big market for Asian twinks. Jaden knows. He should fear me."

-Mod Crusty

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"That's not what I'm saying, it only sounds like I was saying that because that's what I said."

-Mod Crusty

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Hello! I work in fast food and would love to share a story. One time we had a woman who worked with us who was sorta a handful. When I say handful, I’m of course referring to her ex coke addiction. Anyways, she was working fries and doing headset when one of our mangers was walking past with a meat thermometer and accidentally stabbed her in the side with it. With the headset still on and mid-order, she began screaming bloody murder and yelling, “She stabbed me! Oh my dear lord Jesus, she stabbed me!!” repeatedly. In a manner only rational to someone whose brain has been corroded by years of substance abuse, she began contorting her body in ways, that before this, I didn’t think were possible. After a few minutes of frantic cries to Jesus and more abrupt unnatural movements, she resumed taking this poor person’s order via headset.

This story still haunts me months later. 

Reminds me of the ex-coke addict mod crusty and I work with, I’m so sorry you witnessed this ;(

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"Sludge people got a fat ass."

-mod Crusty

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"Killin' it with one wipe every day!"

-mod Crusty

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"Jesus love me longtime!"

-Teresa

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Do you work in the fast food industry? Are you planning on working in the fast food industry? Do you just really like hearing other people’s drama, and or reading out of context quotes? Hit follow, do some light reading, and feel free to send an ask so you can inquire just what the fuck is up with our place of employment. Do note, though, that we probably don’t know either.

-Mod Crusty and Mod Worm