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I know nothing really supports this and I doubt it matters, but it’s really funny to me to imagine Kris seeing the TV before they make the dark fountain in chapter 5 and going oh fuck I can’t deal with another Tenna and deliberately placing it face down

#new Deltarune theory gaster is actually the tv 100% no clickbait /j #I think Toby just didn’t want to deal with it lol but who knows #deltarune #deltarune chapter 5 #do I mark this as spoilers?? I guess for now??#deltarune spoilers #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune

trinketbird

every time we touch i get this feeling

Fucking on my knees, hands clasped together pleadingly. Tell me you understand how contractions work. I have seen so many people spell y’all like ya’ll recently and it’s killing me. Apostrophe L L is how to contract will. You’re saying ya will. It wouldn’t even be pronounced y’all, I don’t think, it’d be like a weird accented version of yell since all isn’t a part of ya’ll at all. Y’all is an exception to how things are usually contracted in English sure but it’s very important that you understand that the vowels from you are dropped and smushed into all. Hence y apostrophe all. You all. Please tell me that this is understood. Like I can’t even blame typos at this point I’ve seen it everywhere.

#I really don’t mean to be rude but this genuinely completely changes the word and makes no sense #if it was like even just five people I’ve seen do this I would not care. but every single time I’ve seen y’all spelled in the last year #online it’s been ya’ll. why. why did this start. this is painful to me: guy who overly cares about words and is pedantic #also coming from a southerner if you’re doubting my authority or whatever. not that I’m happy about it

funtergeist

angry trans people go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t even escape the Bats in unrelated fandoms. I was scrolling through ao3 for a something completely removed from comics and then a fic (NOT a crossover) was tagged with fucking. Implied/Referenced Arkham Asylum and no beta we die like Jason Todd. He’s not fucking here???????????

#it’s like being haunted #no matter where you are or what you do they are there

That one bad day riddler comic pisses me off so bad. Like genuinely, the story just asks well what if the riddler just ignored his internal logic and deserved to be killed. What if he just broke the rules of his own game. Do you not understand that that’s like bringing a gun to a knife fight? Of course he’ll fucking win, it’s not a competition at that point. But the whole point of riddler is that he wants to win the competition!! If it stops being one, then he can’t win!!! Is that a difficult concept to grasp???

#an example of a villain whose motivations you can’t ignore </3 #well I mean that’s all of them. but whatever I hated that thing #edward nygma #eddie nygma #the riddler #the killing joke wasn’t even good we did not need these one bad series on top of it #one bad day*#though it was one bad series amiright

ho-lya

re fanart i did for local secret women's day! was really fun to draw

cubedmango

is this anything

catinabed

Ghost in the machine but the ghost is you

#loading up an old game and seeing every save file full and yet you remember none of it #retredding the same story over and over. 60+ hours in one game. and you’re lucky if you know half of it #seeing your old builds in mincecraft. your old skin. your old Roblox avatar. your old animal crossing save.#and you can’t remember making any of it.#weird feeling!!

ceruleanheaven

being on the internet for more than three minutes

People are so afraid of doing stuff badly. Write a way-too-casual email. Draw shitty fanart. Take a blurry, ugly photo. Have a bad take on a show. Write the worst fanfic you’ve ever read. Talk all stilted like. Smile at the wrong time. Be a little bit awkward. You’re not a bad person for doing any of that. People won’t hate you for it. If they do, that’s on them. You have to learn that eventually.

#‘yeah but ai will do that but good and faster’#shut up. humans don’t exist to be optimized. we aren’t meant to be perfect.#not everything you do will be beautiful or something ‘worthy’ or being posted online #thats good. you want more of that. make something ugly and love it bc you made it #someone will hate you. someone you judge you. thats how life works. own your life and do what you want.#people piss me off