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Indulge. Create. Memes.

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[jovan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahloldemort]

I’m fucking dead

[krisceratopsia]

When you’re having an off day in the dojang and everything you do is like

[best-of-memes]

[liddy-tiddies]

I love Ron so much

[isoldprincess]

[blueraspberries]

[cryforce]

[meanplastic]

OMGGG

[sexpigeon]

Acount is hanked

[curiouslilbird]

PASSWORT

[alaskapleasethunderfuckme]

this is the best headline I have ever read

[kumagawa]

[denkmems]

[mugiwara--jm]

Are you fucking serious

[milkworts-deactivated20160210]

is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can this be. this is not a coincidence

[dutchster]

the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

[kumagawa]

THE GREATEST RECOVERY I DONE SEEN IN MY LIFE