Trying to adult

94-liner, Teacher from Germany. She/Her Confused pansexual, who spends her time playing video games and crying about BTS on her sideblog. Weirdly shy online, 100% not shy irl. This blog is horrible and nobody should look at it. Let me keep the last 1% of my dignity.

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i hear a frog outside……….. i wish i could see what he looked like.

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artist rendition

[gwennovynne]

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

[catcvlts]

[lunarriviera]

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

[optimysticals]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

That’s not the intended use Sir

[dalniente]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

[lynati]

One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[the-clown-wars]

[grantairefanclub-remade]

why are there bruises on my knees

[egberts]

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

[whitepeopletwitter]

This is an actual tweet.

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[funnygamememes]

[alexander]

yeee

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[drearyhours]

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

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me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

[incandescent-creativity]

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

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me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

[tertiarykid]

me at a gardening store: omg this plant was in animal crossing

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Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]