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streaming! today .... art !!!!!!!!! i've been messin around with making an oracle deck for like 2 years and i'm still not done lol so i'm gonna try and rectify that. with an audience. i guess

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can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

animentality

tlirsgender

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

tlirsgender

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

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did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft?

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her daughters got the whooping cough?

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i brake and let the children cross?

saltoncity

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

ms-demeanor

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 22 hours 40 minutes

#i started learning to drive but didnt get far in it #like i was still white knuckling the whole time gkdhfks #but i do think id like it #and technically like i Could in a super emergency #but uh. yeah. probably shouldnt

tj-crochets

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember” And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

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I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!” So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

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Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

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Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

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An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

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Happy pride month!!