Adventures Under the Big Sky

Montana lumberjill here to tell y'all about her memeingfull experiences with her team

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you find out the weirdest stuff about people you don’t know when you ride in a car with them like I rode with my coach and now I know he wants a six-horned sheep so that when it dies he can put the skull over his garage

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I’ve bonded with the chainsaws. they respect me and now we get to go on adventures

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just your average Friday night with the boys

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you know you’re the little sister of the team when Junior sounds his duck call as a goodbye when he drops you off at your dorm

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update: he’s gonna get a fucking train horn for his car

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you know you’re the little sister of the team when Junior sounds his duck call as a goodbye when he drops you off at your dorm

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John accidentally nailed me in the chest with a piece of candy and the look of fear in his eyes when he realized what he'd done was priceless

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"Reba isn't running right. Her chain is acting up"

"Yeah she's on her period...happens"

*checks some stuff*

"She's out of bar oil, Junior. Not everything that goes wrong with a woman is related to her period"

chainsaws run so much better when they have bar oil. what a concept

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drove John's truck this weekend bc we stacked wood in it while he was at work and honestly? I really miss my truck. I know they're not the most fuel efficient or practical but there's just something so right about cruising across farmland in a truck with the radio turned up and the sun in your eyes.

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the competition this weekend went alright, lots of good dogs

some of my events Did Not Go Well but I need to remember that I've been doing this for less than two months. I can't expect to be anywhere close to perfect the first time

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have you truly experienced college if you haven't been hit on by a guy in a toga at one-thirty in the morning

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"I will waterboard you with Bacardi"

-John, 2k17

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me *is bleeding* *askes for a bandaid*

Junior, whipping his head around like something out of the exorcist, "you mean a siSSY STRIP????"

[no1straightally]

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Junior tried to playfully shove me and I retaliated and I think the poor boy flew five feet

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John told me he missed me bc he hadn't seen me in a while and long story short I think I'm in an alternate dimension

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Did my first horizontal chop today.... and it didn't go too bad. It's a lot of fun, even if my hands are a little torn up

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Everyday is flannel Friday if you're a walking stereotype