[theskullofjudgement]

What should I name my dog

CIGARETTE 2

[kuronorider]

wtf did i catch my baby watching on his ipad

[no1straightally]

i would like to have a tapeworm i think so i can befriend it .

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

absolutely amazing email i got today

[beesmygod]

[cyber-newtype]

i dont even like homestuck

[bungerc0re]

that's right. you're too young. your childhood fixation was hazbin hotel.

[cyber-newtype]

come on there has to be a middle ground between those

[bungerc0re]

five nights at freddys

[oeing-oeing-clay]

and yup ☝️ im what was i saying

[segamascott]

tell the chef i said yum dot com

[blackpyrefly]

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

[bunniope]

whats grundlous mean

[blackpyrefly]

of or pertaining to grundle

[blackpyrefly]

you could be shown a glimpse of heaven and say it's nasty. we are enemies

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[clearlightwired]

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

[sweatermuppet]

i ❤️ my missed opportunities #mymissedopportunities

[nyaa]

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

[toki-pona]

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

[no1straightally]

downright bizarre that nosferatu 2024 relied so heavily on medusa times racism towards romani women specifically. so many orientalist shots of romani women in the first half of the movie to parallel ellen realizing her ‘heathenistic’ sexuality. just plain strange to watch

[0v9]

I think one of the major problems these days is how many games are shooters which leaves young men feeling like that's all they can be, and makes them unable to picture themselves as a young witch who is trying to find her neighbors lost cat in the mountains

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

Yeah, I think video games these days are much too violent, and don’t accurately portray the myriad job opportunities which are genuinely exciting and unique. For example, one of my favourite games as a child (back when they were good) has you play as a chemist, which led to me inventing a special glue which lets you walk up and down anything

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

[escuerzoresucitado]

Youth fascination with technology