First Blog, Who Dis?

Expect chaos.

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Do you ever just, find something so cute and adorable that you punch yourself in the leg before you even process what you just did?

Cause I just did that.

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Me, holding the water spray bottle to my cat who keeps clawing the door at 6am: I won't hesitate, beech!

Me, 30 seconds later: ... I am memeing. At a cat... *Sigh* I'm too tired for this.

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Ah. Yes. 5am. How wonderful.

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I'm so boredddddd~!

Nighttime is amazing, I love it, but it's also so freaking boring when there's exactly one thing I want to do but can't until "reasonable" hours.

Heccccccc'

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'Mornings were off limits. She knew herself. Staying up late was much easier than waking up early.'

God I have never related to a sentence so much-

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If anyone has ever looked at me and thought "Yeah, this is a functional human being." Then they would be Mistaken.

I am a piece of gremlin shit who specializes in shenanigans and fuckery while attempting to masquerade as a Functional Human Being tm and failing miserably at it

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Me: Ah yes, 4 am in the morning! Perfect time to read some fluffy little fics!

This one fic: Ah yes, perfect time for tears after the fluffy bait has been snagged!

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Is that a firework or a gunshot? Not sure!

Either way, it sounds festive! 🎆

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As my first post on Tumblr, this one singular action will set the tone for my time here, will set the path I shall walk upon, the places I go and people I meet, and therefore it must only be...

Fuck, I think I'm gay.

Let Chaos Reign, bitches!