Cheer Up Buttercup

weeeeeeeed

[kennymoonshoes]

[lumines-cunt]

I miss you

[lumines-cunt]

Is getting on it all the time bad, yeah

But does it lower my weight drastically, yeah

[thebootydiaries]

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

[thebootydiaries]

priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

bride: i do

me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????

[thebootydiaries]

wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex

me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???

[lumines-cunt]

☀️

[lumines-cunt]

[sleazeburger]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[0nly-an-illusi0n]

[diaryofacreativehoarder]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty (Jonas Mekas, 2000)

[phanfictioncatalogue]

how much $$$ to get 100k views on my fic

Send your amount of 12 billion pounds to Amazingphil on PayPal ;)

-Alexis

[lumines-cunt]

Have you ever played gay chicken?

[artemisiasea]

I don’t know how people do it

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[transfemoid]

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

[ionutmehh]

I was toxic to some, I was a blessing to others. Others I healed, others I hurt. I'm willing to admit that I wasn't always right.

[minuty]

“Anyone who has lost something they thought was theirs forever finally comes to realise that nothing really belongs to them.”

—

[livedinthecastle]

what do you mean “pastel green” can’t be considered a favorite flavor?