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Phanfiction Catalogue: Re-Introduction

Hey everyone! With the come back of danandphilgames, as well as the new tour, we wanted to re-introduce the PFC for everyone who may be new/unsure how to use the blog.

First off, welcome! We have pretty much all of your phanfiction needs. The blog is over 10 years old now, so we have many wonderful fics, a tagging system to make it easier, and an archived library. Here is our mobile link, which is a masterpost of everything below, as well as our FAQ. If you are curious who the folks are behind this blog, you can scroll the admin page.

First off we a tags page. Here you can find all tags on the blog and arranged in different categories. There is a filtering system at the top of the page by genre.

Our masterlists page is pretty much an archive of all masterlists ever posted. Every one can be found, as well as links and how many. On the left sidebar is a filtering system in which you can filter the page by genre and/or tag!

If you would like to request a masterlist, please do so via the masterlist request form. If you would like to know what masterlists we have in the queue or in the drafts, please visit our masterlists updates.

Then we have the PFCLibrary. This is a wonderful archived library of fics/authors. Everything is organized in alphabetical order.

On the page you see above, you can further organize what you are looking for. When you click on each letter, it is broken down into smaller categories.

When you click on one of the categories (example: AA-AF), you are first taken to a new page with all fics listed. From there you are able to see what platform the fic is posted on, the word count, any/all triggers that have been listed. Unfortunately the search bar at the top does not work, and we are unsure why. If you would like to be added to the library and have not been, please fill this form out!

Disclaimer: We are planning on updating the library's coding. All the links will continue to work. We will only update the library's pages as we complete them. (For example, the AA-AF page will remain the same until we finish the new coding.)

Thank you to all who have joined us on the ride over the years that is this blog. Here's to more phanfiction, whether it make you laugh or cry.

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Canon Compliant Masterlist

Anyone Else (But You) (ao3) - lionxlioness

Summary: Dan and Phil are on the final leg of their Terrible Influence Tour when suddenly Phil starts feeling sick. In a world where you can only get pregnant if you find your soulmate of the opposite sex, Dan and Phil never expected to be dealing with the challenges.

Title is from Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches for the movie Juno.

And such is life (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: In which Dan and Phil go through the same day with vastly different experiences. After a business meeting Phil loses his phone and meets some unexpected circumstances while Dan is waiting for him at home. Can Dan find Phil without a way to contact him? Will Phil find his way back home after experiencing the miracle of life?

Or: Phil's tendency to attract chaos and unfortunate coincidences leads into one of the wildest days they have lived through.

Biscoff Bao Buns and Below Deck (ao3) - Bandom_Squirrel

Summary: Dan and Phil get home after filming the mukbang video, and relax exactly how they said they would.

but first (we get to live) (ao3) - teatrolley

Summary: They're on tour again. And maybe they're gonna be coming out

OR: Dan and Phil make a decision. For a while

Dan and Phil's date night gets WEIRD (ao3) - nakaharagf

Summary: Dan and Phil play a couples game on camera for the first time after the hard launch; featuring chaos, accidental honesty, one extremely unnecessary fake aunt, and a deeply embarrassing lion plushie reenactment of their first kiss.

Don’t Cry, CRAFT (ao3) - PigeonorDove

Summary: Don’t summon things as a joke, you might end up inviting something you’ll regret. OR Dan and Phil think that it’s just any other night watching a movie at a hotel, but something wants them and is willing to do whatever it takes to get them.

Frozen Heart (melt me with a kiss) (ao3) - napstarblook

Summary: It's Dan's first Christmas with the Lester family and he has a couple concerns.

if you can look me in the eye (ao3) - phouseinnebraska

Summary: Dan tries to break up with Phil following the leak of the Valentine’s day vid and Phil calls his bluff

Love you with the lights on (ao3) - Twolipsliterature

Summary: Dan struggles to overcome his internalized homophobia during his intimate moments with Phil. He wants, he tries and slowly, they are making progress. After an old friend of Phil's gets a little too handsy for Dan's comfort, he finally gains the confidence he needs to just take what he wants.

Message in a bottle (ao3) - napstarblook

Summary: "You know, I've always liked you, Phil."

Dan keeps his love for Phil bottled up so he can protect it. But whenever Dan drunkenly lays next to Phil on the beach during the middle of the day, he can't hold back and lets his love overflow.

PHAN vs THE BAND (ao3) - lovely_internet_stranger

Summary: On a particular day in February of 2014, Dan and Phil had only been working for an hour before Dan turned to his boyfriend and mumbled: "I wish we were still in the tube."

"I know. I'm getting a migraine." Phil answered, scrunching on his face.

"Do you think we could reach the carriage before we got a furious call from Margaret?"

"Not unless we ran… and we both know you hate running."

"I hate this band even more," Dan spat out.

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

Stamina (ao3) - AniniTI

Summary: Sister Daniel does not come out very often, so Dan has to make it count when she does.

Step into my love trap (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: Dan: HEAVY FLIRTING Phil: ur in there

Phil doesn't get jealous often. But why? Here's what happens when other people flirt with Dan, and why Phil doesn't mind (this is what actually happened before the wdapteo 6 text exchange, I was there, I was Phil's sugary cocktail, trust)

The most fun i’ve ever had (ao3) - rinstarry

Summary: Dan and Phil fell into it hard and fast in 2009

the principle of asymptotes (watch it get closer) (ao3) - ziglikesrain

Summary: If Phil’s friend is the future, maybe Dan’s friend can be the present; the way that his bare skin feels pressed against Phil’s, the cool October air that floats outside the window, the huge pile of something that’s been building in his chest ever since he stepped off the platform at Piccadilly station or maybe before then.

Definitely before then. 

the shape of your hands (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil wakes up with a migraine, and Dan is a very good boyfriend about it.

this night, so tender (ao3) - milk_bread

Summary: Dan gets drunk, and Phil knows to strike while the iron is hot.

Or

Dan is Clumsy and Horny™

Together, even when we are apart (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: Dan is living his wildest dreams and highest highs on his world tour. Phil couldn't be more proud of his accomplishments. During the US leg of WAD Phil's health takes an unexpected turn, launching him into a downward spiral that's hard to get out of. The catch is: he doesn't want to give Dan stressful information when he is touring. Dan feels like the distance is pulling them apart.

Or: Dan and Phil navigating time apart, partnership and chronic illness during a stressful time in their lives.

ty ly bb (ao3) - scrambledeggsyesterday

Summary: What did Phil think when Dan very publicly told him "thank you, love you baby" on his Insta? I dunno, but this is how I imagine it went.

Excerpt:

“Dan, what are you doing?”

“I’m praying”

“For what?”

“For every night to be this perfect, dips and you, now and forever.”

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Hii, do u have recs for a canon compliant fic for someone that doesn't read a lot of fanfic and cant handle too much corny-ness lol

Here are some canon compliant fics I found:

And such is life (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: In which Dan and Phil go through the same day with vastly different experiences. After a business meeting Phil loses his phone and meets some unexpected circumstances while Dan is waiting for him at home. Can Dan find Phil without a way to contact him? Will Phil find his way back home after experiencing the miracle of life?

Or: Phil's tendency to attract chaos and unfortunate coincidences leads into one of the wildest days they have lived through.

Dan and Phil's date night gets WEIRD (ao3) - nakaharagf

Summary: Dan and Phil play a couples game on camera for the first time after the hard launch; featuring chaos, accidental honesty, one extremely unnecessary fake aunt, and a deeply embarrassing lion plushie reenactment of their first kiss.

Message in a bottle (ao3) - napstarblook

Summary: "You know, I've always liked you, Phil."

Dan keeps his love for Phil bottled up so he can protect it. But whenever Dan drunkenly lays next to Phil on the beach during the middle of the day, he can't hold back and lets his love overflow.

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

Stamina (ao3) - AniniTI

Summary: Sister Daniel does not come out very often, so Dan has to make it count when she does.

- Tori

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Hi!! I was wondering if you could find a sequel to a fic. There was this fic where Dan is a stripper and Phil is broke, so dan gives him his tips. It's called Only Love Can Hurt Like This. And I swear there was a sequel/ maybe an epilogue? But I can't find it anywhere.

It took me a while, but I think I found it!

phandomsub posted the original OLCHLT, and then AnnaSepulchre posted a continuation with permission!

Lover Lay Down (ao3) - AnnaSepulchre:

“Hi, remember me, the sad drunk you had pity sex with after your shift? I’m mostly better now but I feel like I need closure a year after we had sex in a closed women’s toilet. Probably not the best opening line.”

-Kyleen

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hi!! do you have any phyuri/ lesbian dnp fic recs??

You're likely to find what you're looking for in our fem!phan tag :)

- Tori

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any fics surrounding phils beautiful nose? nose kisses or anything like that?

Does anyone have any recs they could give for this anon???

- Tori

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Costumes Masterlist

After Midnight (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: On Halloween, Phil meets a mysterious performer in a nun costume.

am i finally in my bear era? (ao3) - k_m_s_j (orphan_account)

Summary: dan and phil fuck on halloween while dan keeps his costume on, underwear off

angel and demon (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil go out to a bar dressed in a couple’s costume, and Dan is surprised at just how freeing it feels.

(A fic about Halloween 2024, pushing boundaries, and the perils of red hair dye.)

A Spooky Circumstance - dantiloquent

Summary: “we wore matching halloween costumes to this party” au

Behind a Mask (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan, frankly, hates Phil. Phil's friends have been bullying him since primary school, and though the dark haired boy doesn't directly participate, Dan knows that Phil's leering glare means bad news. And then, when Halloween comes around, Dan puts on a mask and attends a Halloween party. While there, he meets another masked boy and for the first time in Dan's life, he has a shot at romance.

Conversely, Phil feels bad that his friends bully Dan, and so when he gets invited to a Halloween party, Phil can't wait to put on a mask and be someone else for a night. He'd never want to come out as gay, but while behind a mask, he feels brave, so he agrees to dance with a boy. He doesn't know who this dream boy is, but Phil is falling head over heals.

Dan may not know who his new masked lover is, but he's determined to find out.

boops! i did it again (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil's newfound confidence calls for a new kind of Halloween costume, and Dan can't resist him.

Danpire (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: Dan and Phil finish filming Phil’s Halloween video. Even after the makeup has come off, Dan remains in character for a bit.

Forever Halloween (ao3) - daisyxhead (orphan_account)

Summary: You know, for being 23, Dan was still getting wrapped up in ‘childish’ things. And one of these things just so happen to be going to a Halloween party his friend Chris is dragging him to.

get to heaven in our own sweet time (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan and Phil choose their costume for Halloween 2024. Yeah, it breaks the internet, but they only have eyes for each other.

Glass Depth Mood (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)

Summary: 'I don’t know you but we’re wearing matching costumes at this Halloween party and your ass looks amazing in that costume’

God, what have you done? (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: When Dan bought the sexy nun costume at a random Spirit Halloween in Florida, he meant it as a joke. By the time he leaves the club in Nashville, about two states past where this would have been a good idea, having cried in a bathroom, downed a glass of wine, and experienced one of his most formative nights, it’s not really a joke anymore. Something has changed. Something has been awakened.

Jimmy’s Anti-Valentine’s Day Spooktacular (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Phil doesn’t really want to be at a Valentine’s Day party. He could be doing much better things on a Friday night back at home by himself - that is, until a sultry man in a cat costume grabs his attention at the bar.

Like A Bunny - paradisobound

Summary: Halloween is only a few days away and Dan is desperate for a Halloween Costume.

The Bunny Fic (ao3) - doctorhowlter

Summary: Dan is in the store, shopping for the Easter baking video he and Phil are gonna film later that week, when he finds it. A white and pink Easter bunny costume and he can't help but buy it. There's something weird about it though, something that will change everything.

Trick Or Treat (ao3) - prettyboypj

Summary: Halloween night fluff with Liguori and Kendall.

vampires will never hurt you (ao3) - howellesterfics

Summary: Dan is embarrassed by his mistake of a Halloween costume, but not everybody has such negative feelings towards it.

When Life Gives You Bunny Costumes... (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: What really happened in that two-hour interval whilst the nests were being cooled...

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Fic Titles Based on Lyrics (8) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven

American Psycho/American Beauty (ao3) - prettysweet

Summary: Dan, the new bad boy, who has been attending Phil’s high school for only a week has girls all over him and everyone knows he fucks girls almost everyday. Two weeks later Dan takes a liking for Phil. They fuck. Dan fucks other people. Phil doesn’t.

at first blush this is fate (ao3) - alittlestarsick

Summary: inspired by the bolter by taylor swift <3

2009 Dan and Phil have a cute winter moment in the snow before Dan has to go back home from his visit to Phil

but home is just a room (full of my safest sounds) (ao3) - blueshirt

Summary: In which things fall apart, and then back together.

Or, the one where they break up in 2012 and stumble across each other three years later. Featuring Dan as a radio show host and BBC presenter, and Phil as a weatherman on the Isle of Man.

Carry You Over Fire And Water (ao3) - dandrogynous

Summary: the one where Dan breaks up with his girlfriend and Phil tries to pick up the pieces

darling you look perfect tonight (ao3) - pastelpunktroye

Summary: Phil recalls all the memorable little moments during their first dance. (All based off of Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect”)

don't wanna fight the fall (ao3) - sapphicbuckley

Summary: Of course, that’s when some asshole decides to ruin their little bubble of happiness. From behind them, a man with an almost comically gruff voice shouts some kind of unintelligible slur — but Dan is sure he can guess what it is. He feels Phil stiffen beside him, and Dan wants nothing more than to take his hand and block everything else out. But as his hand twitches by his side, he finds he can’t do it.

Or: dan's love for phil overtakes everything else, even when they're faced with homophobia. set during their 2010 blackpool trip.

face the music when it’s dire (ao3) - alicek112

Summary: In which Phil is not a damsel in distress, but Dan still comes to the rescue.

For Your Eyes Only (ao3) - felixandtae

Summary: It’s Phil’s 29th birthday and Dan surprises him in a very erotic way that includes something naughty.

girls just wanna have fun (ao3) - celestialskiff

Summary: Sometimes, Dan’s a girl. Phil’s happy to have fun with her.

i’m like a lawyer (me & you) (ao3) - golbrocklovely

Summary: Dan is 32, working as a paralegal while still in school to become a lawyer, and closeted. On a trip to Vegas, he gets incredibly drunk and blacks out, not remembering much other than a blond man and Elvis. A month goes by, and in the mail arrives the surprise of his life.

A marriage certificate. Signed by Dan.

And Phil.

His ex boyfriend from over a decade ago.

just another girl on the (subway) train (ao3) - strawberrystargirl27

Summary: First leavings :(((

Loving’s so good when love is young (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Fiona’s trying to watch the game, but her bored girlfriend is making it hard for her to concentrate on the screen.

Nonsense (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: To the tune of the outro of Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter:

Dan and Phil are slammin’ at Phil’s place

Don’t they know they make each other’s heart race?

They’ll go and open up in more than one way

(None of these are gonna make it)

Only Fools Rush In (ao3) - serendipnpipity

Summary: “Patient explains that this was a ‘fake proposal skit’ to be posted online for their Internet fanbase, so he 'thought the ring would be a Haribo’ and did not expect his partner to put an actual engagement ring on the cake.”

(Bold words from a man who ate super glue.)

starlight, i will be chasing a starlight. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: Dan and Phil see Muse in 2010, Dan thinks too much of how certain songs remind him of certain people, but it's okay, Dan is just content that he gets to sleep next to Phil.

watermelon sugar high (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)

Summary: Dan is the son of Hades, god of the Underworld, while Phil is the son of Hebe, goddess of youth and vitality. They couldn’t be more different, but somehow they’re friends (and maybe a little more).

we were never in the park (ignoring tornado warnings) (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: After Phil leaves Dan, Dan starts seeing a therapist. Then, Phil comes back, and Dan starts lying to his therapist about him.

Whiskey on Ice, Sunset and Vine (ao3) - AnotherPhanficWriter

Summary: Dan gets drunk and after being just friends with Phil he's too tired to pretend.

Won’t You Stay Til the AM? (ao3) - realeyesrealize

Summary: A tired Dan shows up at Phil’s apartment after pulling an all-nighter to finish an essay. Fluff ensues.

You can hold my hand in a crowded place/ But just hold me close and hope that they don’t see my face (ao3) - qweeniecharmed

Summary: Set from 2009 to present day. Based on the song Car Lights by James Marriott. Mostly in 2011. Discussion of Dan’s fear of people staring and potential outing and Phil having to “go back in the closet” because of YouTube (and Dan :<)

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Fic Titles That Have Alliterations Masterlist

Baby Bear - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: dom!phil pushes sub!dan to his limits.

bang bang bang (ao3) - golbrocklovely

Summary: dan and phil have had builders in their house for far too long. but now that they’re alone, they finally can spend some… quality time together.

Bruises & Bitemarks (ao3)- phandomsub

Summary: Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it.

Some pretty intense Phan porn where Dan’s never told Phil he’s a sadomasochist and Phil had no idea he wanted to hurt Dan like this.

Bubblegum Bitch (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: Phil decides that he rather likes Dan with gum in his mouth.

Carbon Copy (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999

Summary: Just before leaving for the American leg of We’re All Doomed, Dan gives Phil a present- a dildo, designed to look exactly like his dick.

Creepy Crispy Cakes CONJOINED CHALLENGE! (ao3) - Unpluggedsocialfilter

Summary: Phil and I decided to go for something a bit simpler for the Halloween Baking video. I guess I’m just a bit too soft when Phil asks for something with a smile, so yes, this is the story of how I ended up conjoined to my flatmate and teenage crush through a stupid Halloween jumper and how I am now paying the price for it. Thanks for the tweets and costume suggestions guys.

Crush Culture (ao3) - unchartedwife

Summary: Dan is cynical, awkward, and single on Valentine’s Day… his least favorite day of the year. When forced to go mingle at single’s night at the gay bar, he tries his best to flirt and meet new people.

custom concern (ao3) - 1j9w8n8

Summary: Dan and Phil broke up in 2012. In 2019, a panel at VidCon brings them back together for a weekend.

Face-Off to Face-Fuck (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Hockey rivals AU.

Frickle Frackle On The Bouncy Bounce - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: Dan rides Phil on a trampoline.

Loving Livy (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “You fell asleep on the aeroplane and I keep making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistaken us as a couple and for some reason you keep flirting with me now but I don’t really mind.”

Midnight Milkshakes (ao3) - thelandofphan

Summary: “Well, this is a different first date,” Dan initiated as they began to follow the sodden pathway ahead, “I turned up late, looking like a tramp then we ditched the original plan and now I’ve stolen your beanie when we’ve only just met. Sorry.” He concluded, sucking his lip nervously, peering towards Phil.

Plants, Pizza, and Possibilities (ao3) - wekingsandprettythings (orphan_account)

Summary: My cat keeps breaking into your apartment and eating all your plants…. Dinner to make up for it?

Private Pool (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Dan and Phil, Martyn and Cornelia in Miami. Phil found them a suite with a private pool, and he has plans. Dan agrees but for a price. They are both very satisfied with their arrangement.

Safe Spaces (ao3) - TazzySnow

Summary: In a fucked up alternate universe where Dan never stalked Phil on Twitter, he never found his safe space. Filled with self-hatred and internalized homophobia, he’s spent the last fifteen years hiding in dangerous places. Until his safe space finds him.

Scary Storms - jilliancares

Summary: Dan gets saved from a thunderstorm by scary and cool Phil Lester when he was eleven and continues to be protected from them, even as a twenty year old.

Snowday Surprises (ao3) - FandomFeels17

Summary: Snowball fights and kisses, what more could they want?

Sugary Sweet - paradisobound

Summary: Dan just wanted to film a Christmas baking video this year but Phil has other plans…and by other plans that means eating all of the decorations before Dan can use them.

summer skies (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: Dan doesn’t think Phil’s left the apartment, but he redials from his recent contacts all the same, listens to the ring for a few beats before he turns back, and there he is, curled sideways on his arm on the daybed, fast asleep in the shade.

(forever home, summer 2021)

Unbuttoned, Unbothered, Unstoppable (ao3) - httphowell

Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.

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Can you pls help me find this fic

It was based on the ass bleeding incident and at one point dan touched phil's bloody trousers to feel a part of him there when we was really worried and phil woke up then after surgery and called him weird (sorry this is phrased horribly)

Thank you so muchh

Does anyone know this fic? I located a few phanfics related to the incident but they don't fully fit the description

-Marii

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Riding (8) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven

A Five Star Experience (ao3) - cheese_stick12

Summary: Phil always planned to cancel the challenge if he got the Four Seasons. Dan finds out exactly what Phil had in mind

a pair (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: Dan fantasizes about the idea of becoming even more committed with Phil. It gets him a tad hot and bothered.

am i finally in my bear era? (ao3) - k_m_s_j (orphan_account)

Summary: after the filming of their halloween baking, dan takes a couple pictures in his costume, phil loses his mind at how pretty his partner can be.

OR- dan and phil fuck on halloween while dan keeps his costume on, underwear off

Bridal style (ao3) - phallacy

Summary: Dan puts on a suit for the April fool's proposal video.

Phil likes the suit. A lot.

coming down (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: a wolf and a bear meet in a bar on halloween night...

Experience Sharing (ao3) - emtothesun

Summary: Dan and Phil spend the night at the Four Seasons, but it's the Vegas scene from Heated Rivalry.

Good boy (ao3) - Happyfrog3451

Summary: Phil pinning Dan down, edging him mercilessly, then riding him senseless while Dan begs to be his “good boy.” That’s the fic

good boys don't bite (ao3) - DollMew

Summary: Dan has a thing with his mouth. A bit of a fixation, if you will. He likes to nibble, and bite, and lick.

Phil thinks it's time to do something about it.

Hurricane (ao3) - stickytadpole

Summary: The pool scene from Heated Rivalry, but it's Dan and Phil.

Also, Phil loves that Dan has started going to the gym.

Just like Heaven (ao3) - bigeyesbigheart

Summary: Basically they fuck instead of sleeping.

Let my body do the work (ao3) - danffodilf

Summary: Dan had a rough day and Phil wants to make him feel better.

make me (ao3) - AloofSociopathVibe (JustThePlanets)

Summary: The thing is, neither of them really enjoy being told what to do. They’re both a bit too bratty, a bit too defiant to fall into a submissive role without a fight.

Dan wants Phil to feel good of course, but he's not going to just roll over, bare his neck, and do whatever Phil asks.

What Dan really wants is for Phil to take.

make me (ao3) - dipnpip

Summary: While reading in bed one night, Dan wants Phil's attention. Phil obliges.

my puppy, my good boy (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil can tell Dan is anxious after posting their hard launch, and needs some help turning off his brain for a while. Luckily, Phil knows exactly how to help with that.

Obsessed (ao3) - Happyfrog3451

Summary: Phil rides Dan.

This is filthy and descriptive lol.

Pas de Deux (ao3) - olivermirror

Summary: On a completely ordinary day, Phil takes care of paperwork related to the mortgage. He looks so serious and so focused that Dan drools over him, just a little bit. He tries to keep it together so Phil can focus.

But Phil notices.

Pass Around (ao3) - moonzwhtevr

Summary: Usually, with this specific wet dream, Dan was simply… Dan. A six foot four naked lanky man being used by faceless guys in a void in a completely objectifying and yet debilitatingly arousing way - in his own words, a “pass around party bottom”.

But this time, things had changed. Now it wasn’t Dan in the dream. Not really, anyways.

No, this was Sister Daniel.

Pillow Talk (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: conversations before bed

push and pull (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac)

Summary: The aftermath of filming the 2025 Halloween Baking video.

The sacrament of love (ao3) - Ren_Saxon

Summary: Father Philip is the simple priest of the community. When he gets visited by a demon dressed in a nun dress a few sizes too short, his faith is being tested.

we fell hard and fast (ao3) - k_m_s_j

Summary: phil tells dan he loves him, but it chokes him up.

wind me up (ao3) - electric_typewriter

Summary: Dan is stuck in a cab with a chatty driver. Phil calls him, because he's thoughtful like that. Things escalate.

Your Good Little Lamb (ao3) - scaryfangirl2001

Summary: Father Philip fucks Sister Daniel

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Hi, I'm wondering you could help me find a fic,, I might have accidentally deleted it on my history. It's where Dan and Phil are on a tour(I forgot which tour it is) and it's kind of like on the perspective of one of they're staff, it's a really cute fic and I can't get it out of my head. Hope you could help me find it, Thank you so much!!!!

I also originally found it on twitter if that could help :3

Here's a couple different ones I've found:

apple dragon (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: Phil grumbles something into his coffee, and Dan’s face lights up with an expression so fond it feels almost wrong to look at.

Or: Dan and Phil on tour, through the outside eyes of a staff member.

Ask and Tell (ao3) - phamnotof

Summary: “Hey, so what's the deal with Dan and Phil, anyway? Are they dating?”

A story about questions that don't need to be asked, as told from a point of view of a TATINOF crew member.

Summer Of ‘69 (ao3) - outphan

Summary: Being on a tour bus with Dan and Phil can get interesting for Marianne.

- Tori

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@jonsaremembers also recommended their fic!

opinionated exotic birds (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan and Phil's crew have a group chat. When you work for two of the weirdest little guys on the internet, you need to blow off steam once in a while.

-Rae

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In Progress Chaptered Fics (14) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine, part ten, part eleven, part twelve, part thirteen

In progress as of May 8th, 2026

being alive (ao3) - 1j9w8n8

Status: completed

Summary: Dan and Phil acted together in one school production, where Dan developed a one-sided crush. Years later, they come back together to plan a farewell concert for their mentor as she retires.

Case File: Us vs. Them (ao3) - vividaway

Summary: Dan Howell built his career on winning. So when he’s assigned to a lawsuit against Phil Lester, a creator accused of breaking contracts, it should be easy.

It isn’t.

Companions Through Life (ao3) - phriendlyghost

Status: Completed

Summary: What happens when you realise you need to come out but your feelings for your best friend and roommate of ten years get in the way.

Or, the process between writing "Basically I'm Gay" and releasing the video (plus some more).

From A Past Life (ao3) - homegrownlesbian

Summary: Dan and Phil broke up in 2017. Today, Phil is a (slutty) gay media personality with a string of unsuccessful relationships and Dan is a (closeted) standup comedian with virtually no friends. The two of them have history — a lot of it. Stalkers, birthdays, suicide attempts and radio shows. Laughter, tears, codepency, growth. Much time has passed since they decided to put an end to all that.

When Dan’s manager persuades him to go on Phil’s podcast in order to promote his new tour, the both of them reconnect, just as Dan is contemplating a public coming out. Meanwhile, having once again broken up with someone who wasn’t quite the one, Phil is starting to believe he might just not be made for relationships.

Does eight years really mean anything, in the face of chemistry?

growing pains (ao3) - electric_typewriter

Summary: Dan stalks a gorgeous butch emo girl on Twitter, and the rest is history. Some moments from their journey together, queer as hell and desperately in love.

Love songs for the genuinely cunning (ao3) - PhagONfire (girlboss128)

Summary: This story follows 19-year-old Dan Howell as he is institutionalized following a suicide attempt, and 23-year-old Phil Lester, who is a psychology student coming to Mendley Sanatorium to study a patient (Dan) as a part of his PHD dissertation. The two boys have an instant connection. Between lying, mental health, and professional scrutiny, the two boys have to navigate their connection and the effects it has on their work, both together and individually. Dan is a tortured soul with scars as deep as the ocean, and Phil is a gentle soul with a soft spot for poets.

Maybe you are heaven (ao3) - Loo987

Summary: A seminarian has his quiet life turned upside down by the arrival of a new, chaotic novice, but this is the most fun he ever had.

mystery of love (ao3) - joelle2038

Summary: Dan and Phil fall in love (hard and fast) in 2009.

Dan has a passion for producing music and Phil loves filmmaking. They meet online, Dan offering to make music for Phil's short films, and their relationship blossoms from there. Opportunities happen, life happens, and nothing is the same as it was. Fate has a tricky hand.

or, a story of two people who will always love each other, despite everything at all.

fate is weird.

studio 16 (ao3) - chronicallydnp

Summary: phyuri art school au! they're girls and they're artists and they're in love

(TW) The Knight of Wands (ao3) - ddphan

Status: Completed

Summary: Phil's POV of the events in heartbeat in my floor, in which his stalker is a really hot emo guy and Phil just wants to wind him up and watch him go.

Time Trouble (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999

Summary: 2009 Phil and 2026 Phil switch places, leaving 2026 Dan to deal with the fallout. Not only does he have to come to terms with the fact that his partner of 16 years is just gone, he also has to fend off 2009 Phil’s seduction attempts.

Frustrated, he turns to the internet for help, but he may end up biting off more than he can chew.

Under the rose (ao3) - Ren_Saxon

Summary: Dan chose the safety of a girlfriend over Phil, and now he meets Phil in real life for the first time at a YouTuber meetup. And for the first time. And for the first time. And for the- It's a time loop fic.

When the cherry blossoms bloom (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: The AU where Phil stopped posting Youtube videos in the summer of 2009, before he ever knew who Dan was. Phil's life heads into a different direction that leads to the stable life he has at 35 years old. Phil is stuck in an unfulfilling relationship with a busy lawyer. Everything changes when Phil unknowingly inserts himself into a rookie lawyer, Dan Howell's, life. The wheels of fate that stopped moving in the summer of 2009 are in motion again and Phil sees what his life should have been like for all of these years.

You and All Your Enemies (ao3) - phansauce97

Summary: As the youngest Prince of his kingdom, Phil Lester didn't have much power or authority over the Water Weavers. His people liked him well enough due to his kind heart and willingness to help fight in the war against the Fire Lords, but that was about all he could do. He often felt that utilizing his power of creating and manipulating the element of water with his own hands was not enough, even with hundreds of others doing the same. War had continued to rage on for as long as anyone could remember.

The Fire Lords are lead by a fierce, tall, and terrifying masked leader, known only as The Luminary. No one saw his face. No one heard his real voice. His anonymity and mystery made him that much more terrifying. There had been many Luminaries over the centuries, but the current one was the most ruthless and terrifying yet, even recruiting witches into his court. He seemed to be made only of evil and flames, and would certainly not surrender his power any time soon.

When Phil finally comes up with an idea to end the war, effectively sacrificing himself, he will discover that there is something - or someone - else behind the Luminary's mask, and the war between the kingdoms...becomes a war between themselves.

You're No Good For Me (But Baby, I Want You) (ao3) - rosett0x3

Summary: Dan meets a homeless Phil by chance, and after seeing him a few times offers to help him get back on his feet. He slowly trys to uncover the secrets Phil is keeping about his past, if only he knew just how big they were.

you've got stars (i've got scars) (ao3) - AllTheNightSky

Summary: Dan is a struggling university dropout with no money, no plans, and no future. He desperately needs a way to keep from losing his flat and his T, but he doesn't have the time or resources to find a better job. Not a real job, anyway.

In a world where vampires can pay humans to serve as blood banks, Dan makes a choice. Maybe it'll kill him. Or maybe... no, it'll definitely kill him.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Hi, I'm wondering you could help me find a fic,, I might have accidentally deleted it on my history. It's where Dan and Phil are on a tour(I forgot which tour it is) and it's kind of like on the perspective of one of they're staff, it's a really cute fic and I can't get it out of my head. Hope you could help me find it, Thank you so much!!!!

I also originally found it on twitter if that could help :3

Here's a couple different ones I've found:

apple dragon (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: Phil grumbles something into his coffee, and Dan’s face lights up with an expression so fond it feels almost wrong to look at.

Or: Dan and Phil on tour, through the outside eyes of a staff member.

Ask and Tell (ao3) - phamnotof

Summary: “Hey, so what's the deal with Dan and Phil, anyway? Are they dating?”

A story about questions that don't need to be asked, as told from a point of view of a TATINOF crew member.

Summer Of ‘69 (ao3) - outphan

Summary: Being on a tour bus with Dan and Phil can get interesting for Marianne.

- Tori

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Do you know of any give that were inspired/based from the anniversary video from October?

anniversary month (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: Dan and Phil go home after filming themselves taking a bunch of shots in a garlic bar

garlic and all (ao3) - postapologetic M, 1k

Summary: Dan wants a proper ending for their 16th anniversary date--excessive garlic consumption or not.

Sexy Fish London (ao3) - mayoinstrument

Summary: There was only one stop left of a very long day - Sexy Fish.

Or

Dan and Phil get freaky in the Sexy Fish bathroom

- Tori

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Terrible Influence Tour (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

all his, forever (ao3) - actual_soulmates

Summary: sleepy morning cuddles and kisses on a day off during the terrible influence tour

all of you, all of me, intertwined (ao3) - jonsaremembers, thatsmistertoyou

Summary: Phil rolls his eyes fondly and passes back the phone after a few seconds.

Just tell me what weird sex thing you want to do

Dan flips him off.

i fuck you. in the stupid muscle suit. thoughts?

Before Phil can type his response, Dan takes the phone back and clarifies.

i wear the suit.

YES, Phil types.

and if you wanna get freaky on hotel floors (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: based on that photo. you know the one

but first (we get to live) (ao3) - teatrolley

Summary: They're on tour again. And maybe they're gonna be coming out

OR: Dan and Phil make a decision. For a while.

Dan falls (ao3) - Starfallgalaxz

Summary: The title says it all.

Dan falls.

Don’t Cry, CRAFT (ao3) - PigeonorDove

Summary: Dan and Phil think that it’s just any other night watching a movie at a hotel, but something wants them and is willing to do whatever it takes to get them.

don't wanna live if I can't be honest (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan talks Phil into going on a rollercoaster.

fascination, my frustration (ao3) - phandotnet

Summary: Dan is jealous of some guy hitting on phil at the bar, but phil always gets his way.

For A Few Moments, I See You (ao3) - pipndips

Summary: ''We did it!’’ There’s a shaky breath between Dan’s words as he continues to catch his breath, shooting a relieved look at Phil.

Phil is lost in his own head, it’s times like this where he wishes he could just throw his arms around Dan, love him loudly. He knows they have a plan, he just has to be patient. He can be patient for a little longer. ''

Forgive me father (for I have sinned) (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Dan, Phil and their crew have gone out for Halloween part way through tour.

Dan in his nun costume revels in all the attention people are giving him and Phil doesn’t like it at all, smut ensues.

Heavy Flirting (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Phil likes it when other guys flirt with Dan. Maybe he wants them to do more than flirt.

i love you, i want us both to eat well (ao3) - fastforwardty

Summary: Phil swipes the bottle from Dan and aims it at him before detouring to Dan’s empty plate instead. He draws a sloppy smiley face — two eyes of different size and one unsteady curve of a grin — and slots the bottle back into the metal caddy next to the salt and pepper. “All or nothing.”

IDGAF because it saved me (ao3) - natigail

Summary: It was not a question if there was going to be a song. A Dan and Phil tour would always have a song.

But Phil couldn't help but appreciate that they had gotten to the point where they'd go on a third tour together and he'd yet again get to sing a silly tune with Dan on stage.

in the light of the water (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Dan and Phil go on a late-night visit to the aquarium while on tour.

nails? check. (ao3) - kat_aa

Summary: The one where Dan gets acrylics, because why not.

Polaroids (ao3) - BandTrash365

Summary: My headcannon about the little Polaroids DnP have on the bottom of their oven.

Step into my love trap (ao3) - PaleGlobes23

Summary: Phil doesn't get jealous often. But why? Here's what happens when other people flirt with Dan, and why Phil doesn't mind (this is what actually happened before the wdapteo 6 text exchange, I was there, I was Phil's sugary cocktail, trust)

supercut of us (ao3) - witchbugs

Summary: moments on tour.

The Bar (ao3) - danrifics

Summary: Sarah watches Dan and Phil being cute in the bar

The Horny Type of Hypnosis (ao3) - dimpledcherries

Summary: After a show, with energies high, it's required to find a way to get it all out. Plus, Dan loves to keep himself busy.

Tours and Broken Ribs (ao3) - starsforpheal

Summary: Dan and Phil are practicing for the boxing segment of their stage show: Terrible Influence Tour. But disaster strikes when Phil gets injured.

Unbuttoned, Unbothered, Unstoppable (ao3) - httphowell

Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.

we've been erect together since 2009 (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: it's their fifteenth phanniversary but they're old and tired and on a bus, and life is unpredictable but delightful.

Werewolves of London (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: “I am not a werewolf,” Dan says.

“You are, though,” Phil says. Again.

“No, I’m not,” Dan says, insistent. “Because werewolves aren’t real.”

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Fics Starting With the Word “The” (5) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four

The Art of Being Who You Always Wanted to Be (ao3) - Sealonwheels

Summary: The consensual bitching fic I was destined to write. Honestly, this is a bit of a mess, and I meant to post it for April Fool's, but alas...

The Beast with Six Backs (ao3) - olivermirror

Summary: Phil's been quiet about a fantasy of his: to be pet and penetrated by several men at once. When he lets it slip during a game night, Dan comes to realize that he's a little more than intrigued by the prospect.

the border of georgia and tennessee (ao3) - jengaforgirls

Summary: A few moments in sixteen years.

The Butterfly House (ao3) - satanicbb

Summary: 2010 era. Phil works at a butterfly house. Dan keeps visiting despite being terrified.

the calm, the storm (ao3) - phiclets

Summary: a look into the moments following the hard launch, from their perspective.

The Classic Miscommunication Trope (April Fools' Version) (ao3) - mxgoose

Summary: Phil wants to try water sports for the first time during their vacation in Bora Bora. What could go wrong?

Feat. Pee and Bee

the day before you came (life was within its usual frame) (ao3) - sodeclasse

Summary: It’s a rainy Sunday in October 2009, and an absurdly normal one at that. Nothing remarkable. Yet, it’s the day before the rest of their lives.

The Edge of the Stage (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Phil edges Dan on a TIT show day

The Glorious Return of Bear and Cat (ao3) - Gracefulblabber

Summary: Dan's idea to become femboys for this year's baking video had been so unhinged that Phil wasn't sure it was a good plan. Still, it was a plan, and he quickly discovered its unexpected merits. For fuck's sake, were the fishnets and garters really necessary?

Porn, with a dash of contemplation regarding parasocial relationships

The Grumpy Demon and the Angel Who Wouldn’t Leave Him Alone (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999

Summary: Dan is a demon who has a boring office job in hell. One day, an angel arrives at his office, claiming to be there for an internship. Dan is skeptical, but Phil seems to have the support of the big boss (AKA His Holiness), so there's not really much he can do. He decides to make the best of a bad situation, but Phil seems determined to defy him at every turn.

the habit of waiting for things to bloom (ao3) - fishcarabiner87

Summary: A series of four slices of life of dan & phil (with their hockey player son) through the years

The Horny Type of Hypnosis (ao3) - dimpledcherries

Summary: After a show, with energies high, it's required to find a way to get it all out. Plus, Dan loves to keep himself busy.

The Incident (ao3) - SilverWingedSerpent

Summary: In which Dan and Phil find their new normal amidst a vampire apocalypse

The Leg Bone Connected to the Hip Bone (ao3) - Gracefulblabber

Summary: Based on the latest phodcast episode in which Dan dropped the sickest bespoke fic prompt: "sometimes I do Phil squats and he hates it."

the night sky is changing overhead (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan moves out of his parents’ house to Manchester. So does Phil. It’s not as easy as they’d expected.

(A fic about Dan’s first week officially living in Manchester. Set in 2010.)

The Person On The Other Side Has Always Just Been You (ao3) - stupidbitchwhoIh8 (CupcakeTaker)

Summary: A year of silence, and this was their first communication! A false accusation presented in the most passive-aggressive way Phil could imagine, and on a plain yellow sticky note! At least have some whimsy and make it a blue or pink one, then Phil would be more lenient on this rudeness."

AKA, the sticky note based English professor AU that has been haunting my brain for months now.

the piano tuner(s) (ao3) - so_called_artist

Summary: When Dan was told he was going to go blind, there was always someone there for him.

(TW) the rest is confetti (ao3) - littlebirdbelle

Summary: Dan and Phil carve a morning routine out of their new normal.

The Ring Box (ao3) - lennongal

Summary: Another take on the April Fools proposal prank: what if Dan used this as his opportunity to really surprise Phil?

The sacrament of love (ao3) - Ren_Saxon

Summary: Father Philip is the simple priest of the community. When he gets visited by a demon dressed in a nun dress a few sizes too short, his faith is being tested.

the second day (ao3) - golbrocklovely

Summary: everyone always talks about the first day you meet someone. but what about the second? when all the initial nerves have passed and something deeper is beginning to bloom?

october 20, 2009. the second day dan and phil met.

The Shores of Joy and Sadness (ao3) - BleedingAlive

Summary: There’s only a few types of people who might visit a dream-seer.

(or, Phil is a seer, and Dan has a dream)

The sun forgives the clouds (ao3) - RavenXavier

Summary: For the first time in their relationship, it's Phil who walks away after an argument. He doesn't cope very well.

(TW) The tentacle monster and the space explorer (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Dan was out on a mission on a undiscovered planet when the caves around him and his team crumbled. He fell, injured and disoriented, but tried to stumble his way to freedom. Instead, he stumbled his way right into the tentacles of a mesmerising alien, who took an instant shine to him.

It wasn't going to let him go. It had found a mate.

The town lost in time (ao3) - Asoftdaniel

Summary: The small town love story, healing old scars and helping each other through grief, but with an added twist.

The Uni Expierence (ao3) - Send_it_to_me_Rachel

Summary: Phil encourages reluctant Dan to go on a night out with his university flatmate

Loosely based on Dan and Phil's recent cocktail. video and patreon about their university drinking days.

The Valentine's Day Video 2.0 (ao3) - pillion_rose

Summary: Now that the world knows about their relationship, Phil can finally remake the Vanetine's Day video and actually post it online for the world to see, without having to lie about it being a joke later on.

This time around, he gets to express his love for Dan and show it to the entire world, which is exactly what he does.

The Whole System Is Decrepit (ao3) - homegrownlesbian

Summary: Dan (Dana) is a legally grey but morally righteous A&E and Urgent Care registrar at an NHS hospital in central London, returning from a sabbatical that was supposed to make her a better person. Phil (Philine) is a patient, and even though she’s bruised and impoverished and aching all the time, she’s flirty, and she keeps asking Dan out. What’s a girl supposed to do but say yes?