silence falls.

adriana, but you can call me ana. "unless it comes out of your soul like a rocket, unless being still would drive you to madness or suicide or murder, don't do it.

[macheteandpython]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[theviscountconsett]

‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is writing a book.’   - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC

[deanwinchesters]

[religiousgirl-deactivated201705]

You’re not a grunt, Dean. You’re a genius — when it comes to lore, to — you’re the best damn hunter I have ever seen. Better than me, better than dad.

[lumosandsirens]

Me: wtf is this band, wtf is going on, im done, that's it

*sees video of Louis singing the chorus of No Control"

Me: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF HES SO LOVELY I LOVE HIM I LOVE ALL OF THEM

[cherimarshall]

Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!

[carpaydiem]

boss: why are you 3 hours late??

me: time is but a human construct. i am not late ,, because time technically does not exist in this realm .

boss: that’s beautiful. you’re fired

[r-oving]

[r-oving]

[austenkates]

[whataslayeris]

If you’re gonna fight a war, you got to wear a uniform.

[lumosandsirens]

The sign’s guilty pleasures

Gemini, Libra, Aries, Scorpio: 6 hour netflix marathons

Leo, Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius: Fanfiction of their fave

Taurus, Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius: singing along to karaoke videos on youtube

[celestialallegorist-blog]

[kingrudegyalchina]

It’s back !

[lumosandsirens]

high school: you will call me Mr. Smith because in college you will have to call all your teachers Dr. or Professor and be v formal with them

College: Call me Steve ok literally if any of you call me professor I'm leaving

[mythoughtsxxblog]

Why wouldn’t we want her (Nattie)? That is one of the best female wrestlers we have. I definitely want to see her in the mix. I also think before we bring up anyone else from NXT we need to make sure Becky Lynch, Charlotte and Sasha Banks become familiar to the main roster audience. We have people who are fans of NXT always in the crowd. However, there are the casual viewers and millions of fans at home tuning in who don’t watch WWE Network. So I feel we have to get the casual viewer familiar with those three girls and then we can bring in more. It’s so much fun because we can work on all these new stories with these three new girls and get them over. Then all of a sudden we can have another few from NXT come up.

Nikki cares so much…. (via imagine-exoqk)

[imdrinkingmiso]

you know those girls that always seem to have unlimited sports related shirts and old camp shirts and work out shorts and their hair is always soft and they’re friends with everyone

[zquad-zayn]