Dazed and Confused

Old, wifed, and my gender is whatever's in the drinking water that makes people gay you're gonna see cats, puns, and archaic posts. sometimes I'll post my own thoughts. I reblog things and yell in the tags because I won't let the old ways die

[godlessondheimite]

this is the greatest story ever told

from Ask a Manager

[mikkeneko]

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

[goodieprocter]

The rare two-punchline EWC comic (because both made me laugh)

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[okthisway]

as you say, Blade of Frontiers

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[fairycosmos]

generational tweet

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.

Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.

Amazing. Stunning. 10/10

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:

Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[undead-knick-knack]

[victoryatdawn]

It's so funny seeing stolen Tumblr posts in the wild on twitter, like what is this reddit??

[rylandsgrace]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[furrypost-generator]

indecipherable text lost to time

[40ouncesandamule]

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She will be by your nide

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

anon seeks to evade World War Three by escaping to beyond the Ice Wall

[notaaronsroommate]

this shit rules. I hope they succeed, because the podcasts and video essays and memoirs that come out of a fully staffed neonazi mission to escape the draft by finding the other side of the flat earth icewall will be SO good. like can you fucking IMAGINE the smells that are gonna be created on that vessel? Someone is going to create a shrine to an obscure mass shooter in the bowels of that ship like it's fucking bioshock and someone else whose on the femboy cumcannon vitamin mix is going to ritualistically desecrate said shrine by jizzing on it crazy style. Someone is going to disappear off the ship entirely. Someone is going to try to get the boat unstuck by using vril energy.

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

You envisage such a beautiful scene