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Emo smol bean// I pet cats for a living

[lumpyspacecock]

I’ve had this blog since 2014 but jeez I have no fuckin clue how to use it

[lumpyspacecock]

Horny nigga hours

[sixpenceee]

The following is what a CT Scanner looks like without the casing

[melonboyy]

[lumpyspacecock]

Can’t relate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[seized]

via weheartit

[lumpyspacecock]

Nigga said “🗻”

[catchymemes]

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

[chaoticfeline]

Elma from Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid. My favorite character in the series. NEEDS MORE APPRECIATION OF OUR FOOD LOVING SEA DRAGON!!

[3starjammies]

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[lumpyspacecock]

Idk if y’all are seeing this but if you gently shake ur phone it looks like the coke is jello

[dateagirl-suggestions]

Anyway women dont have to give men a chance just because hes nice. Men are not entitled to women or their bodies.

[vladtheunfollower]

[sweetgirlfriend]

its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall 

*giggles*

im really sorry that im laughing but-

*bursts into more giggles*

*clears throaght*

“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*

[ama-nee]

[voodoothur]

[lumpyspacecock]

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[gaypussyretard]

[hackercult]