Sack of Shit

Stuff that I reblog and the occasional brainless comment. Enjoy.

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[strawberry-offical]

"anti-woke" people are funny cause woke just means being aware of all the shit going on in the world. like these people are just all "fuck people who are aware im gonna continue living in Stupidland"

[no-one-offical]

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[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[thelunarnaut]

I need whoever’s in charge of the Scientology temple runs to try the Freemasonry ones next.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[targetedknowledge]

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[no-one-offical]

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[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

It’s free too!

[no-one-offical]

Actually it’s €0.00

[gimmickbook]

[lillie-garden]

not enough people talking about this

[0rphan-source]

Wtf is wrong with my humor!? I saw this video and I've been laughing about it for a good hour now 😭

BITCH WHATS FUNNY!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[no-one-offical]

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[charlemane]

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags