[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[charlesoberonn]

It wasn't there 😔

[slushyseals]

I'm not sure if "defect" is the right word. It is living it's life as a pillow. That's like, the dream.

Edit: After a little digging I believe that this species of starfish has a mutation that sometimes occurs, here's a different photo and "biscuit starfish" individual:

[goodfriendo]

raviolis

[enlightened-moth]

couldn't stop thinking about this lil granny square so I crocheted him:

:)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[8nin]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[niamy-ffxiv]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[dailycatsblog]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Game: Stardew Valley

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore