The Losers Club In Modern Times Headcanon
✖️Richie:
-runs a meme account (no one can tell me other wise)
-talks about how much porn he watches but doesn’t really watch any
-covers his school binder in memes and SUPREME stickers
-screams the lyrics to Its Every Day Bro in the hallways
-doesn’t really pay attention in class but gets all As
-his phone background is a picture of Eddie with the heart halo thing
-is the guy who was in the “DONT FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” video
-says “yeet” and dabs too much
✖️Beverly
-only shops at thrift stores
-has a photography account on instagram
-is really woke and goes to every march she can
-MOM JEANS
-has a tumblr only to look at aesthetic pictures and tells no one about her account
-occasionally smokes weed with richie and then regrets it
- has twitter and her only tweets are about human rights
-her phone background is a candid picture she took of all the losers when they were hanging out in the barrens one time. that’s her favorite memory
✖️Mike:
-binge watches Stranger Things and always tells Richie he looks like Mike Wheeler, Richie doesn’t see it though
-asexual as hell
-has so many house plants it’s not even fucking funny
-vegetarian !🌱🌿🍃
-has instagram only to follow his friends and like their posts
-when it’s his friends’ birthday he’ll buy them cards with extremely inaccurate ages (ex. when it was Richies birthday he got him a card that said “happy 2nd birthday princess!” on the front)
-his phone background is a picture of beyoncé
-paints his nails pastel colors and everyone lives for it
✖️Ben:
-loves himself! (as he fucking should) and will comment on his own selfies “damn who’s that sexy bitch”
-goes to slam poetry things with Bev
-loves art galleries and could spend hours in them
-gives animals really fuckin weird names (ex. has a cat named Motorcycle)
-he posts quotes from poets/authors on instagram and has a strong theme going on
-doesn’t understand the memes Richie sends him but laughs anyways
-has read The Fault In Our Stars 14 times and cried every time, he’s seen the movie 11 times and cried every time then too
-his phone background is The Starry Night
✖️Eddie:
-vaped once and cried that night because he felt bad
-will say “ew that’s g a y” (while he’s holding hands with Richie) to Bill when he even breathes near Stan
-loves Lana Del Rey
-gets mad at Richie when he sneaks into his room every night but will still cuddle with him and tell him how much he loves him
-has the weirdest and most random facts (usually about germs)
-has tumblr and twitter but only reblogs/retweets stuff
-posts pictures of cacti on his instagram
-his phone background is a picture of Richie sleeping. every time he turns on his phone his heart does the “❤️💝💕💙💖❤️💝💚💚❤️❤️💝💕💙💖❤️💝💚❤️💝💕💙💖❤️💝💚” thing because he still can’t get over how cute his boyfriend is when he’s wrapped in a blanket and sleeping
✖️stan:
-his tumblr account is just a bunch of aesthetically pleasing pictures of birds and his instagram is just random pictures of him, his friends, his dog, birds, B I L L
-he watched 13 Reasons Why and cried so hard that he had to sleep in Bills bed with him that night
-punches Richie every time he dabs
-makes Bill go with him to the pharmacy to get more anti depressants (for moral support)
-LOVES VINE WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING
-has like 50 playlists on spotify
-only snapchats people “streaks and recents”
-once Richie tried to do a backflip and fell and slammed against the ground and the exact moment of impact between his face and the floor is Stans phone background. every time he turns on his phone around Richie that meme loving little bitch physically cringes
✖️Bill:
-says “did i fucking stutter” a lot when he tells someone to do something and they say “what?!”
-the mom friend
-runs a super depressing tumblr blog that he will never tell anyone (that he knows) about
-watches hour long vine compilations with Stan and loves every second of it,,, ~especially when he can hear Stans adorable laughing beside him~
-his room is covered in posters for anything you could think of; comics, shows, movies, bands, actors/actresses, video games, etc.
-comments stuff on all of his friends posts. the stuff he comments is usually “MY QUEEN” “THATS MY BEST FRIEND BITCHES” “BEAUTIFUL” “MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED” and when they look REALLY fucking good just a simple “damn…”
-is willing to stay up all night just to make sure Stan is happy and safe
-his phone background is a picture of Eddies reaction to Two Girls One Cup (Richie made them all watch it when they were hanging out together one time)
HEY GUYS SORRY THIS SUCKED.
i loved making this so much oh my god. should i make a bowers gang version?





























