how each Tokyo Revengers man would react when their child waddles up and says:
âMama threw up red stuff today. A lot.â
(Spoiler: it was just spicy food. But they donât know that yet.)
Goes from half-asleep to full sprint like a switch flipped. Kicks open the bathroom door like heâs about to fight for your life.
âBabe?! Are youâoh⊠oh my god.â
Youâre sniffling, red-faced, holding an empty takis bag.
He stares, deadpan.
ââŠYou ate hell snacks on an empty stomach again, didnât you?â
Storms out, picks the kid up:
âSheâs not dying. Sheâs just dumb.â
Still brings you water and rubs your back though.
The blood drains from his face.
âStay here, okay?â He sprints.
Finds you hunched by the sink, eyes watery.
âWhatâs wrong?! Are you okay?! Did youââ
âI justâ ate the chili noodlesâŠâ
He stares. Blinks. Sighs.
âI thought you were dying.â
Picks you up, plops you on the couch, and bans spicy food for a week.
âWaitâWHAT?! RED?!â
Fully spirals. He thinks youâre bleeding internally. Calls your phone. Doesnât wait for an answer. Runs into walls getting to you.
âBABE, ARE YOUâoh my godâŠâ
Youâre holding a tissue with red-orange sauce on it, looking guilty.
âIt was the hot wingsâŠâ
He falls to his knees, dramatically clutching his chest.
âDonât EVER scare me like that again.â
Freezes mid-sip of coffee.
Puts the mug down, calmly but quickly walks to the room. Bursts in with full cat-dad panic.
âAre you okay?! Are you hurt?! Bleeding?!â
You: âNo! NoâChifuyu, it was the spicy ramen. I overdid it!â
He lets out a breath like he aged ten years.
âYou canât do that. My soul left my body for a sec.â
Cuddles you hard and makes you drink milk immediately.
âRed?! Like⊠blood?!â
Eyes wide, heâs gone. Sprints to find you. Doesn't even put on slippers. Just pure chaos and panic.
âBaby?! Where?! Whatâ?â
Finds you wiping your mouth with red-stained tissues.
You: âJust ate too many jalapeñosâŠâ
âYou better tell your kid it was Sriracha, not stomach lining.â
Absolutely crashes into the bathroom like a wild animal, yelling:
You: âBaji! I just ate spicy dumplings too fast! Iâm not dying!â
He pauses⊠looks at your red mouth. Looks at the kid.
âDonât scare me like that!! I was about to call the ER!â
Stays close and pats your back with a very light hand, muttering curses at chili oil.
Keeps calmâfor the kidâs sake. But internally? Pure dread.
Walks fast, trying not to sprint. Opens the doorâ
âLove? Are you okay?â
You: âIt was the curry! I went overboard!â
Relieved sigh. He chuckles softly.
âYou scared the hell out of me.â
Helps clean up, makes you tea, and gives the kid a gentle lesson:
âLetâs say âmamaâs tummy hurtâ next time, okay?â
Nearly trips running to you. Screaming your name the whole time.
âAre you alive?! Are youâwait⊠what theâŠâ
You wave weakly, sipping milk.
âI had some ghost pepper noodles... Not my best idea.â
He drops to the floor like he just survived a war.
âDonât do that again. Or Iâm eating them with you next time.â
â...She threw up what?â
Heâs out the door before the kid finishes the sentence.
Kicks it open. Yells like a commander:
âWhat happened?! Where does it hurt?!â
You: âIâm fine! It was just spicy food!â
âYou ate that junk again? Didnât I tell you not toââ
But then he sighs and wraps an arm around your shoulder.
âCome on. Youâre drinking water and lying down. Now.â
âRed stuff? Oh, hell no.â
He actually thinks youâve been possessed or bleeding out.
Busts in like heâs on an episode of Ghost Hunters.
âBABE?! You bleeding?! Dying?!â
You: âNoâit was the ghost pepper salsaâ!â
He pauses, grins, and snorts.
âThatâs my spicy queen.â
Still makes you sit down and offers to âtaste-test all future hot stuff like your poison tester.â
âRed stuff?â Adjusts glasses, dead serious.
âStay here. Donât move.â
Goes full CSI mode. Fast, calculating. Knows this could be nothing â but what if it's not?
Finds you groaning, a half-empty takeout box beside you.
âTetta⊠I ate spicy udon againâŠâ
He groans. Takes off his jacket and throws it over you.
âDonât ever let our kid report your spicy habits like that again.â
Instant panic. Looks pale. His voice cracks:
âSh-sheâs bleeding?!â
Runs in, practically cryingâ
You: âNo! No no no, I just ate too many chili friesâŠâ
He literally has to sit down, head in his hands.
âI thought I was gonna lose youâŠâ
Wraps you in a gentle hug and makes sure youâre okay every five minutes for the next two hours.
Bursts out laughingâbut itâs nervous.
âRed stuff?! Haha! What, like ketchup? Or blood???â
Child: âIt was a lot!â
Okay now heâs sprinting.
Finds you looking miserable and sweaty with a bottle of TapatĂo in hand.
âYou need an intervention.â
Grabs milk, fans you with a dish towel, and says, âOne day, your spice addictionâs gonna kill me.â
Immediately stiffens. Doesnât speak. Just walks. Fast. Too quiet.
Finds you on the couch, sniffling from the heat.
âIâtried Korean fire noodles againâŠâ
He exhales, kneels in front of you.
âYou almost gave me a heart attack.â
Tells the child to always clarify: âWas it food? Or real pain?â next time.
Panics instantly. Practically teleports to you.
âWhere are you hurt?! Show me!â
You hold up a pepper-covered chip and look miserable.
âIt was this stupid new salsaââ
He groans in relief, scoops you into his lap like youâre fragile.
âDonât scare me like that again⊠Iâll make you soup instead.â
âRed? Wait, sheâs vomiting blood?!â
Heâs pale. Already grabbing keys. Already planning the ER route.
Runs in and sees you panting, eyes watery, cup of water in hand.
You: âChili ramen. I didnât think itâd be that spicyâŠâ
He sighs so hard it sounds like he aged five years.
âYou're banned from spice. Officially.â
Still sits beside you the whole time and strokes your hair.
âRed stuff? âŠIs she okay?â
Eyes sharp. He's cool on the surface, but internally spiraling.
âStay here. Iâll check.â
Finds you in the kitchen, red sauce splattered on a napkin.
You: âAte that dragon spice packet by accidentâŠâ
He stares. Then just shakes his head and mutters:
âWeâre throwing that away.â
Brings you cold milk, pats your back, and tips the kid $10 for the "early alert system."
Immediately bolts. Heâs joking until he sees you.
âOh, sh*tâBabe, are you okay?! Did youââ
You weakly hold up a bottle of habanero sauce.
âThat child made me think you died.â
Still carries you bridal style to the couch like the drama king he is.
âRed? Like... for real red?!â
Starts pacing like heâs on a murder scene. Full anxiety spiral.
âI swear if itâs that ghost pepper ramen againâŠâ
Finds you burping fire and crying.
You: âIt was the limited-edition demon ramen... again.â
He sighs, brings ice cream, and kisses your head.
âYou really love hurting yourself, huh?â