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JJK Men Babysitting Their Grandchild When the Baby's Powers Suddenly Activate Like Jack-Jack (From The Incredibles)

Gojo Satoru

"This is gonna be easy."

His grandchild is happily stacking blocks.

Gojo is halfway through making funny faces...

...when the blocks suddenly begin floating around the room.

"...Huh?"

The baby giggles.

Then—

Poof.

The baby disappears.

Gojo freezes.

"..."

"...Where'd my grandbaby go?"

A tiny laugh comes from the ceiling.

Gojo slowly looks up.

The baby is somehow crawling upside down across the ceiling.

"..."

"...You know what?"

"You definitely inherited this side of the family."

Twenty minutes later he's chasing an invisible, teleporting toddler around the house while laughing the whole time.

Suguru Geto

He's reading while the baby naps peacefully.

Then...

Every tiny household curse within a mile quietly wanders into the living room...

...and begins sitting around the crib like curious puppies.

Geto blinks.

"...Interesting."

The baby reaches out.

One of the curses gently boops their tiny hand.

"...Already making friends."

He calmly shoos the curses back outside before the parents return.

"No one needs to know."

Nanami Kento

He's making tea.

"...Strange."

It's suddenly...

...very hot.

He turns around.

The baby is glowing.

Not metaphorically.

Actually glowing.

"..."

Then tiny sparks begin popping around the room.

Nanami calmly sets his tea down.

"Alright."

He picks up the baby.

"I believe we've reached today's excitement quota."

He spends the next hour baby-proofing things that should never have needed baby-proofing.

Sukuna

The baby sneezes.

The coffee table...

...splits perfectly in half.

Silence.

Sukuna slowly looks at the table.

Then at the baby.

The baby claps proudly.

"..."

A grin slowly spreads across his face.

"...Outstanding."

The baby sneezes again.

Another chair explodes.

Sukuna laughs so hard the neighbors hear him.

Toji Fushiguro

He's watching TV.

The baby starts crawling.

"...Hey."

Then crawls...

Straight up the wall.

"..."

Toji doesn't even look surprised anymore.

"...Your mom's never gonna believe this."

He casually stands underneath with his arms out.

"Alright, Spider-Baby."

"Come on down."

Yuji Itadori

Everything is fine.

Until the baby accidentally punches the floor.

BOOM!

There's a tiny crater.

Yuji stares.

The baby laughs.

"..."

"...YOU'RE SO STRONG!!"

Instead of panicking...

He's cheering.

Then realizes he should probably move all the furniture.

Megumi Fushiguro

The baby giggles.

Suddenly...

Tiny shadow puppies.

Everywhere.

Dozens.

They wag their tails.

The baby squeals happily.

Megumi sighs.

"...That's actually adorable."

Then one puppy steals his sock.

"...Give that back."

Choso

The baby cries.

Tiny ribbons of cursed energy swirl around the room in response, knocking cushions off the couch.

Choso immediately scoops them up.

"It's okay."

Grandpa mode activated.

The energy settles almost instantly.

"...Oh."

"You just wanted a hug."

He absolutely melts.

Yuta Okkotsu

He's helping the baby color.

Suddenly—

Every crayon begins drawing by itself.

Animals.

Stars.

Flowers.

The baby claps excitedly.

Yuta blinks.

"...That's..."

"...Actually really impressive."

When the parents come home...

The entire wall has become a beautiful mural.

"...I can explain."

He cannot.

Toge Inumaki

The baby babbles.

A tiny burst of cursed speech escapes.

Every stuffed animal in the room suddenly...

"...Jumps."

The teddy bears.

The rabbits.

Everything.

Tiny plush parade.

Toge blinks.

"...Salmon..."

The baby laughs so hard they hiccup.

He quietly records a short video because no one will believe this otherwise.

Aoi Todo

"My grandchild!"

He's teaching them how to clap.

The baby claps once.

BOOM.

They accidentally swap places with Grandpa.

Now Todo is sitting in the playpen...

...and the baby is in the recliner.

Silence.

The baby giggles.

Todo stares for exactly two seconds before bursting into booming laughter.

"HAHAHAHA!"

"EXCELLENT!"

"You've already awakened your technique!"

He spends the rest of the afternoon turning it into a game.

Every few seconds—

Swap.

Baby.

Grandpa.

Toy box.

Couch.

The living room becomes absolute chaos.

When the parents return...

Todo is upside down in the playpen.

The baby is happily eating crackers in his chair.

Todo proudly announces,

"I believe today's training was a tremendous success."

The parents exchange one look.

"...What happened?"

Todo smiles.

"...The future happened."

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK Men Meeting Their First Grandchild

Gojo Satoru

The front door swings open before you can even knock.

"There you are! You haven't visited in—"

He stops.

His eyes land on the tiny bundle sleeping in your arms.

"..."

"...Dad?"

You smile.

"I wanted you to meet someone."

You carefully place the baby in his arms.

Gojo, the strongest sorcerer alive...

...looks terrified.

"I-I can hold them?"

"You've held babies before."

"Yeah, but this one's..." he whispers.

"...Mine."

His grandchild yawns.

A tiny hand wraps around one of his fingers.

Gojo's smile breaks into something so soft it's almost unrecognizable.

"...Hi, little one."

He sniffles.

"I'm your grandpa."

The entire family catches him later buying every toy in three different stores.

(Hours later)

"Dad... Can I have my baby back. You've been holding him for hours"

"Mnnnn. No. "

Suguru Geto

He notices the baby carrier before anything else.

"...Is that...?"

You nod.

"Meet your grandchild."

His composed expression melts.

"So small..."

He carefully accepts the baby, supporting their head without being told.

The baby opens sleepy eyes.

Geto smiles warmly.

"You have your mother's eyes..."

Then looks up at his own child.

"You've done wonderfully."

He's the grandfather who tells stories, teaches patience, and always has warm tea and snacks ready when they visit.

Kento Nanami

He had prepared himself.

He thought.

Nothing prepares him for hearing,

"Dad... this is your grandbaby."

He removes his glasses for a moment.

"...May I?"

When the baby settles peacefully against his chest, he goes perfectly still.

"They trust you already," you say.

His lips twitch into the faintest smile.

"I'll do everything I can to deserve that trust."

Years later, he's the grandpa who never forgets birthdays and somehow always has your favorite snacks waiting.

Ryomen Sukuna

"...This is the brat?"

You laugh.

"This is your grandchild."

He looks down.

The baby grabs one of his fingers without hesitation.

"..."

"...Well."

"...You're bold."

The baby smiles.

Sukuna quietly huffs.

"...You've got good instincts."

Later, you catch him rocking the baby while pretending he isn't.

"If anyone asks..."

"...This never happened."

Toji Fushiguro

"So..."

He scratches the back of his neck.

"...I'm a grandpa now."

The title sounds weird.

You place the baby in his arms.

He looks down.

"...Hey there."

The baby immediately falls asleep.

You grin.

"They like you."

"...Guess they've got good taste."

From then on, every visit ends with your child asking,

"Dad... did you buy them another stuffed animal?"

"...Maybe."

There's a mountain of them.

Yuji Itadori

He starts crying...

...before he even holds the baby.

"YOU HAVE A BABY!"

You laugh.

"Yeah..."

He hugs you first.

"I'm so proud of you."

Then he carefully takes his grandchild.

"...Hi."

"I'm Grandpa."

The baby sneezes.

Yuji gasps.

"Oh my gosh, are you okay?!"

You and your partner have to remind him babies sneeze all the time.

He's the grandpa who ends up crawling around on the floor playing for hours.

Megumi Fushiguro

He's quiet.

"...Can I?"

You nod.

The baby fits perfectly against him.

Tiny fingers wrap around his thumb.

Megumi's expression softens almost immediately.

"...They're warm."

You smile.

"They like being held."

He spends several minutes simply looking at the baby's tiny face.

Then quietly says,

"...Welcome to the family."

He becomes the calm, dependable grandfather—the one every grandchild runs to when they need comfort.

Choso

He's already emotional before the visit begins.

"My grandchild..."

His eyes are watery as he takes the baby.

"...Hello."

He whispers it like he's introducing himself to royalty.

Then he looks at you.

"...You're a wonderful parent."

You blink.

"You've only been here ten minutes."

"I can tell."

Within a week he's knitted three blankets, bought books on child development, and has a folder labeled "Grandbaby Pictures."

Yuta Okkotsu

"...They're so tiny..."

He's terrified of holding them wrong.

You gently help him position the baby.

"There."

The baby opens one eye...

...and immediately falls asleep against his chest.

"..."

"...They trust me."

His smile is impossibly soft.

"I'll always be someone they can trust."

He's the grandpa who builds blanket forts, reads bedtime stories with funny voices, and is somehow every grandkid's favorite.

Toge Inumaki

"...Salmon..."

His eyes widen the moment he sees the baby.

You carefully hand them over.

He gently rocks them.

"...Salmon."

A tiny smile spreads across his face.

The baby giggles in their sleep.

Toge's eyes crinkle happily.

He signs to them:

"I'm so happy you're here."

Aoi Todo

"My child!"

He opens the door dramatically.

"...Why are you carrying—"

He freezes.

"..."

"...Is that..."

You grin.

"Meet your grandchild."

Todo drops to one knee before he even holds them.

"My grandchild..."

He carefully lifts the baby.

The baby reaches up...

...and grabs his nose.

Silence.

Then Todo bursts into booming laughter.

"Excellent grip!"

He beams at you.

"My child..."

"You've brought a wonderful new member into our family."

Every birthday after that is legendary because Grandpa Todo somehow turns every celebration into an unforgettable adventure.

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK Men When Their Adult Daughter Calls After Months of Silence: "Dad... he put his hands on me."

Gojo Satoru

His phone rings after months.

He answers with his usual grin.

"Well, look who finally remembered her old ma—"

"Dad..."

One word.

He immediately knows something is wrong.

"...What's happened?"

Silence.

Then, quietly:

"...He hit me."

Gojo's world stops.

His voice becomes impossibly gentle.

"Sweetheart... are you somewhere safe?"

She breaks down crying.

"I'm so sorry I didn't call..."

"No."

His answer is immediate.

"You never have to apologize for calling me."

He doesn't ask why she stayed or why she waited.

Only,

"Send me your location."

"I'm coming."

When she finally sees him, he doesn't say "I told you so."

He simply wraps her in the biggest hug he can manage.

"You're home now."

Suguru Geto

"...Dad?"

He hasn't heard that voice in months.

Then he hears the tears.

"What happened?"

A shaky breath.

"...My boyfriend hurt me."

His eyes close.

Not in anger.

In heartbreak.

"My dear..."

His voice is calm enough for both of them.

"I need you to listen carefully."

"Can you leave safely?"

"If not, stay on the phone with me."

"I won't hang up."

When she reaches him hours later, he doesn't ask for explanations.

He makes her tea, finds a blanket, and says softly,

"You are not difficult to love."

Kento Nanami

The call comes late.

"Dad..."

"...You're crying."

She tells him.

His grip tightens on the phone.

"Kento..."

"I should've left sooner."

"No."

His voice is firm.

"You leave when you can."

"Not when other people think you should."

He gives clear instructions.

"Go somewhere public if you can."

"Call emergency services if you're in immediate danger."

"I'm already on my way."

The first thing he says when he sees her is,

"I'm proud of you for calling."

Ryomen Sukuna

"...Speak."

Silence.

Then,

"...Dad..."

His expression changes.

"...He hurt me."

A dangerous quiet settles over him.

But when he speaks to her—

His voice is unexpectedly steady.

"Are you injured?"

"Do you need a hospital?"

"I can come."

Not once does he ask,

"What did you do?"

Only,

"Where are you?"

When she starts apologizing, he cuts her off.

"None of this is your fault."

Toji Fushiguro

"...Kid?"

"I know it's been a while..."

"I don't care."

"What happened?"

She whispers,

"He hit me."

Toji's stomach drops.

"...You don't ever have to earn your way back here."

"You hear me?"

"You could disappear for ten years."

"If you call me and need help..."

"I'm coming."

When he arrives, he takes one look at her face.

Very carefully, he asks,

"Can I hug you?"

Only after she nods does he pull her close.

Yuji Itadori

He answers immediately.

"Hey! Long time no se—"

"Dad..."

She starts crying.

Yuji feels his own eyes sting.

"What happened?"

"He... hurt me."

He swallows hard.

"Oh..."

Then,

"I'm so glad you called."

"I was worried I'd lost you."

"You didn't."

"You still have me."

By the end of the night he's making hot chocolate because he remembers it always helped after bad days when she was little.

Megumi Fushiguro

"...Yeah?"

His expression hardens the instant he hears her voice shaking.

"He hit me."

A long silence.

Then,

"Leave."

"I'm outside."

She blinks.

"...What?"

"I was already driving after I heard you crying."

When she gets in the car, he simply says,

"You don't have to explain tonight."

"We'll figure everything else out tomorrow."

Choso

"My daughter?"

She's sobbing too hard to answer.

Eventually,

"...He hurt me."

Choso feels like his heart has shattered.

"Oh..."

"My child..."

He starts crying too.

Not loudly.

Just quiet tears.

"I wish you hadn't gone through that alone."

When she finally reaches him, he checks for injuries only after asking,

"May I?"

He wants every touch to feel safe again.

Yuta Okkotsu

He answers happily.

"...Dad?"

Something about the way she says it makes him stand immediately.

"What happened?"

"He put his hands on me."

Yuta closes his eyes.

"I'm coming."

She apologizes over and over.

"I should've called sooner..."

"You called now."

"That's enough."

Later, after she's settled somewhere safe, he reminds her,

"Leaving takes courage."

"I'm really proud of you."

Toge Inumaki

He answers.

"...Salmon?"

She can't stop crying.

When she finally explains—

He goes completely still.

He sends one text immediately:

📍 Share your location.

Then another.

I'm coming.

When he arrives, he doesn't ask questions.

He simply opens his arms.

She steps into the hug like she never stopped being his little girl.

He gently signs and speaks one word.

"...Salmon."

(You're safe.)

Aoi Todo

"My daughter!"

"...Dad..."

He instantly hears the fear.

"He hurt me."

Todo takes a slow breath.

"My daughter."

"I need you to listen."

"You have done nothing to deserve this."

"You are coming home."

When she finally arrives, she expects disappointment.

Instead, Todo kneels in front of her.

"My daughter."

"The strongest thing you've done today..."

"...was ask for help."

"And I will answer that call every single time."

[snnowwpheenix]

Jjk men. Their daughter calls them from prom night asking to be picked up while in tears cause the she was with decided to go with another girl

Gojo Satoru

His phone rings.

"Dad...?"

He smiles automatically.

"Hey, sweetheart. Having fu—"

A shaky sob cuts him off.

His smile disappears.

"...Where are you?"

"My date... he left with someone else."

Silence.

"Stay exactly where you are."

"I'm coming."

He arrives in minutes.

The moment she gets into the car, she starts crying harder.

Gojo doesn't ask questions.

He simply reaches over and squeezes her hand.

"...I'm sorry."

"I thought maybe... maybe I wasn't pretty enough."

He immediately shakes his head.

"No."

Firm.

"What he did says everything about him and absolutely nothing about you."

Later, they stop for milkshakes in their fancy clothes.

"Prom's not over," he says.

"We're just changing the company."

Suguru Geto

The instant he hears her crying, he's already grabbing his keys.

"I'm outside the venue..."

"I'm coming."

She apologizes repeatedly.

"I'm sorry for ruining your night..."

"You didn't ruin anything."

When she gets in the car, he quietly hands her tissues.

"...People can disappoint us."

He glances over.

"But don't let one person's poor choices convince you that you're difficult to love."

By the end of the drive, she's leaning against his shoulder while he drives one-handed.

Nanami Kento

He answers immediately.

"...Nanami speaking."

"D-Dad..."

The trembling in her voice tells him everything.

"Where are you?"

No panic.

No anger.

Just calm.

"I'll be there shortly."

She gets in the car still crying.

He quietly offers his suit jacket.

"It wasn't because I wasn't enough..."

"No."

He says it so confidently she looks up.

"A decent person does not treat someone this way."

He starts the car.

"You were enough before tonight."

"You are enough now."

Ryomen Sukuna

He answers.

"What."

"...Dad..."

She's crying.

Immediately—

"Who."

"My date..."

"What happened?"

"He hurt my feelings..."

His grip tightens on the steering wheel.

"...Stay where you are."

She climbs into the passenger seat.

He says nothing for nearly five minutes.

Then—

"...Look at me."

She does.

"If someone has to tear another person down..."

"...they were never worthy of standing beside you."

He doesn't raise his voice.

But she can hear the fury underneath it.

Toji Fushiguro

"...Kid?"

"...Can you come get me?"

"You crying?"

"...Yeah."

"I'm on my way."

When she gets in the truck, he immediately hands her a hoodie.

"C'mere."

She curls into his side.

"He picked someone else..."

Toji sighs.

"...Then he saved you years of finding out he wasn't worth your time."

A beat.

"You deserve somebody who's excited they get to be with you."

Yuji Itadori

He hears one sniffle.

"DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?!"

"My date..."

"I'm coming!"

He doesn't even let her finish.

The ride home is full of snacks from a drive-thru.

"...I'm embarrassing..."

Yuji almost slams on the brakes.

"No."

"You got hurt."

"There's nothing embarrassing about calling your dad when you need him."

By the time they get home, she's laughing through tears because he's making fun of his own awkward teenage years.

Megumi Fushiguro

"...Yeah?"

"Dad..."

"...You're crying."

"...Can you pick me up?"

"I'm leaving now."

The drive is mostly quiet.

Not uncomfortable.

Comfortable.

Eventually she whispers,

"Was I not enough?"

Megumi answers immediately.

"You were."

"If they couldn't see your value..."

"...that's their failure."

He reaches over and gently pats her shoulder before returning his hand to the wheel.

Choso

The moment he hears her cry—

His heart breaks.

"I'm coming."

She gets into the car and immediately hugs him.

He hugs her back just as tightly.

"I'm sorry..."

"You never have to apologize for calling me."

She cries into his shoulder.

"I wasn't good enough..."

He gently shakes his head.

"My daughter..."

"You are precious."

"Someone else's inability to appreciate that cannot change the truth."

Yuta Okkotsu

He answers with a smile.

"Hey!"

"...Dad..."

"Oh..."

His expression falls.

"I'm coming."

She cries almost the whole drive.

He never rushes her.

When she finally quiets down, he says,

"...You know..."

"I'd rather you call me a hundred times than sit there feeling alone."

She smiles weakly.

"I know."

Toge Inumaki

He answers.

"...Salmon?"

A sniffle.

He immediately stands up.

"...Mustard leaf?"

She manages to tell him where she is.

He replies with one calm,

"...Salmon."

(I'm coming.)

When she gets into the car, he hands her tissues and a bottle of water.

After listening quietly, he gently squeezes her hand.

"...Salmon."

(You deserve better.)

Then reaches over and gives her a side hug while she cries.

Aoi Todo

He answers loudly.

"MY DAUGHTER!"

"...Dad..."

Instant silence.

"...You're crying."

"My date left with someone else..."

"...Stay there."

When she gets in the car, Todo wraps her in the biggest hug imaginable.

"My daughter."

"Listen carefully."

He gently wipes away her tears.

"Anyone foolish enough to abandon you..."

"...has already made the biggest mistake of the evening."

She lets out a watery laugh.

He smiles.

"Now."

"I believe heartbreak requires pancakes."

"...At midnight?"

"The finest pancakes are made after midnight."

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK men react when their teenage daughter keeps trying increasingly dramatic ways to shock them.

Gojo Satoru

After the third attempt, he catches on.

Motorcycle boyfriend? "...Nice bike."

The poor boyfriend was expecting an angry father.

Instead Gojo starts asking about the engine.

The boyfriend is somehow more terrified.

Temporary tattoo? "Oh! Is that real?"

"...No."

"Darn. I was about to ask where you got it done."

New haircut? "...Looks good."

"...You're not mad?"

"Why would I be? Hair grows."

Eventually she blurts out, "WHY AREN'T YOU REACTING?!"

Gojo laughs.

"Honey, I fight curses for a living."

He smiles.

"A haircut isn't exactly raising the stakes."

Geto Suguru

He notices immediately.

"...You're trying to surprise me."

She freezes.

"...No?"

He smiles knowingly.

The motorcycle doesn't bother him.

The haircut doesn't bother him.

The fake tattoo gets an amused eyebrow.

He simply asks,

"Do you like it?"

When she admits she was only trying to get a reaction...

He chuckles.

"You don't have to test whether I'll still love you."

Nanami Kento

The master of making teenagers question themselves.

"Dad..."

"...Yes?"

"I got a tattoo."

"...Temporary."

"..."

"...It's temporary."

"...Yes."

"Then enjoy it."

She almost sounds disappointed.

"...That's it?"

"I've dealt with worse paperwork."

Sukuna

She walks in dramatically.

"Dad..."

"Hm."

"I have a boyfriend."

"...Good for you."

She blinks.

"...He rides a motorcycle."

"So?"

"..."

"...Is he respectful?"

"...Yeah..."

"Then I don't care."

She walks away muttering,

"...Why is this not working?"

He smirks.

"I raised you. You'll have to try harder than that."

Toji Fushiguro

"Oh."

"...You cut your hair."

"...Yeah."

"It suits you."

"..."

She was expecting a lecture.

Instead—

"You hungry?"

"...Dad!"

"What?"

"I was trying to shock you!"

Toji laughs.

"I've seen people punch buildings."

"A haircut isn't exactly memorable."

Yuji Itadori

He falls for every single one.

"DAD LOOK!"

"WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"...It's fake."

"..."

Five minutes later—

"I got a boyfriend."

"...WHAT?!"

"...Dad..."

"..."

"...I'm kidding."

Yuji puts a hand over his heart.

"You are taking years off my life."

Megumi Fushiguro

Looks up.

"...You dyed your hair."

"...Yeah."

"...Looks nice."

"..."

"Dad..."

"...What?"

"You're supposed to freak out."

"...Why?"

"...Never mind."

He goes back to reading.

She leaves dramatically.

"...You're impossible."

Choso

Everything worries him.

"Dad..."

"...Yes?"

"I got a tattoo."

His eyes widen.

"...Does it hurt?"

"It's fake."

"Oh..."

Visible relief.

Boyfriend?

"...Will he treat you kindly?"

Motorcycle?

"...Does he wear a helmet?"

He's asking all the practical questions.

Yuta Okkotsu

He notices she's acting suspicious before anything happens.

"...What's going on?"

"Nothing."

"..."

"...You definitely did something."

She shows the fake tattoo.

"...Oh."

Long pause.

"I thought you were about to tell me you got arrested."

She laughs.

Mission failed.

Toge Inumaki

She walks in dramatically.

"Dad."

"...Salmon?"

"I got a tattoo."

He studies it carefully.

"...Bonito flakes?"

She admits it's fake.

He nods.

"...Salmon."

(Translation: Looks convincing.)

When she cuts her hair—

He gives her a thumbs-up.

She sighs dramatically.

"I can't shock you either?"

He shrugs innocently.

Aoi Todo

She walks in.

"Dad."

"My daughter!"

"I have a boyfriend."

Todo stands.

"Excellent."

"...What?"

"Does he respect you?"

"...Yes?"

"Wonderful!"

She blinks.

"...He rides a motorcycle."

"So do many people."

"..."

"...Dad!"

"What?"

"You're supposed to be overprotective!"

Todo laughs loudly.

"My daughter!"

"If I raised you correctly..."

"...You'll know exactly how you deserve to be treated."

Then he grins.

"...However..."

"If he hurts you..."

His smile disappears for exactly one second.

"...He'll answer to me."

Then it's right back to cheerful.

"But until then..."

He pats her shoulder proudly.

"Go enjoy being young."

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK Men when their child gets accepted into an elite school but it's across the country

Gojo Satoru

His first reaction is excitement.

"You got in?!"

He's already congratulating them before it fully sinks in.

"...Across the country?"

The smile falters for just a second.

"...That's... far."

He recovers quickly.

"You're going."

No hesitation.

"I didn't raise you to be afraid of chasing your dreams."

The week before they leave, he's constantly dropping by their room.

"You got enough blankets?"

"...Need money?"

"...Want another mini fridge?"

On the day they leave, he hugs them much tighter than usual.

"Call me."

"...Not because I don't trust you."

"...Because I'm gonna miss you."

Geto Suguru

He listens quietly as they explain.

When they're finished, he smiles.

"You've worked very hard for this."

He notices the guilt on their face.

"...You're worried about leaving."

He gently shakes his head.

"A parent's job is to prepare their child to leave the nest."

"...Not keep them in it forever."

Before they leave, he cooks their favorite meal one last time.

The house feels strangely quiet afterward.

Nanami Kento

He asks practical questions first.

"When does the semester begin?"

"Have you secured housing?"

"Do you understand the financial aid package?"

Once everything is settled...

He places a hand on their shoulder.

"...I'm proud of you."

Simple.

Sincere.

When they hug him goodbye, he returns it immediately.

"...If you ever need help..."

"...You call."

"No matter the hour."

Sukuna

"...Across the country."

He studies them for a long moment.

"...You wish to leave."

His child immediately panics.

"It's not because I don't—"

"I know."

He cuts them off.

"...Go."

"You will never become who you're meant to be by staying in one place."

The morning they leave, he quietly slips an emergency credit card into their bag.

He pretends he didn't.

Toji Fushiguro

"...That's pretty far."

He scratches the back of his neck.

"...Good school?"

When they nod enthusiastically...

He grins.

"Then what are you still standing here for?"

The night before they leave, he knocks on their bedroom door.

"...Proud of you."

It's awkward.

Brief.

But they know exactly how much those words cost him.

Yuji Itadori

"...YOU GOT IN?!"

He's jumping around the living room with them.

Then...

"...Wait."

"...You're moving?"

His smile softens.

"...Dang."

He immediately starts helping them pack.

Every few minutes:

"Don't forget chargers!"

"...Take snacks!"

"...Call me every Sunday!"

At the airport he cries first.

"No, I'M FINE!"

He's absolutely not fine.

Megumi Fushiguro

He nods quietly.

"...Congratulations."

His child hesitates.

"...You're not upset?"

"...Why would I be?"

"...You're doing exactly what you're supposed to."

The day they leave, he helps carry every box without complaining.

Just before they get in the car...

"...Take care of yourself."

"...And remember to eat."

It's his version of "I love you."

Toge Inumaki

When they tell him, he smiles proudly.

"...Salmon."

(Congratulations.)

When they explain they'll be moving...

His smile becomes smaller.

But he nods.

"...Konbu."

(Follow your dreams.)

Before they leave, he quietly packs homemade rice balls for the trip.

A small reminder of home.

Yuta Okkotsu

He immediately tells them how proud he is.

"You earned this."

When they admit they're scared...

"So was I."

He smiles reassuringly.

"...Being nervous means it's important."

Before they leave, he gives them a long hug.

"Your room stays exactly how it is."

"...You'll always have a place to come home to."

Aoi Todo

He laughs proudly.

"EXCELLENT!"

"A TRUE ADVENTURE!"

Then his smile softens.

"...I will miss you."

No dramatic speeches.

Just honesty.

At the airport he wraps them in the biggest hug imaginable.

"SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!"

Half the terminal hears him.

Choso

He's quiet for a long time.

"...You will be very far away."

"...Yeah."

"...But you'll visit?"

They smile.

"Of course."

He nods slowly.

"...Then..."

"...Go."

"...I'm proud of you."

When they hug goodbye, he lingers for just another second before letting go.

"...Be safe."

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK Men: One day their child goes "Dad I've added the numbers… I don't know how any government stands a chance"

Gojo Satoru

He blinks.

"...You... added the numbers?"

The child nods solemnly.

"I did."

Gojo slowly looks at you.

"...Do you know what that means?"

You shrug.

"No."

He crouches down.

"...Buddy."

"What numbers?"

The child just whispers dramatically,

"...The numbers."

Gojo bursts into laughter.

"You know what?"

"I don't think the government stands a chance either."

Geto Suguru

He lowers his book.

"...That's quite the conclusion."

The child nods seriously.

"I've done the math."

"...May I see it?"

The notebook is filled with random addition problems, doodles, and one suspiciously angry-looking duck.

He smiles warmly.

"I see."

"...A very compelling argument."

He has absolutely no idea what it means.

Nanami Kento

He adjusts his glasses.

"...You've added the numbers."

"Yes."

"And the government..."

"...Will struggle."

Nanami is quiet for a moment.

"...Would you care to explain your calculations?"

"...No."

"...Very well."

He accepts that today simply isn't going to make sense.

Sukuna

"..."

"...What?"

"I've added the numbers."

"...Congratulations."

"The government doesn't stand a chance."

He stares.

"...Neither do I, apparently."

Even he has no response.

Toji Fushiguro

He snorts.

"The government's cooked?"

"Yep."

"Because you added numbers?"

"Yep."

"..."

"...Sounds about right."

He doesn't ask another question.

Ignorance is bliss.

Yuji Itadori

He gasps.

"You WHAT?"

"I added them."

"...All of them?"

"Yes."

Yuji looks genuinely impressed.

"...That's... actually a lot of numbers."

You quietly whisper,

"Yuji... that's not..."

"I KNOW."

"...I just wanna hear where they're going with this."

Megumi Fushiguro

He looks up from his tea.

"...Okay."

The child waits.

"...That's it?"

"...I don't know what you expect me to say."

"...Fair."

Megumi secretly spends the next ten minutes wondering what "the numbers" are.

Toge Inumaki

"...Salmon?"

(The numbers?)

The child nods gravely.

"...Konbu..."

(...I see.)

He doesn't understand.

But he respects the confidence.

Yuta Okkotsu

He smiles gently.

"Oh?"

"You added the numbers?"

"Yeah."

"...Can I see?"

He studies the notebook.

"...I..."

"...I'm not sure I understand."

The child pats his shoulder.

"...Few do."

Yuta is left questioning reality.

Aoi Todo

He slams a hand onto the table.

"EXCELLENT!"

The child beams.

"I HAVE ALSO ALWAYS SUSPECTED THE GOVERNMENT WAS UNPREPARED!"

You cover your face.

"Todo..."

He leans toward the child.

"...Teach me your calculations."

Choso

He looks genuinely concerned.

"...Are... the numbers dangerous?"

The child nods dramatically.

"...Very."

He immediately looks at you.

"...Should we... tell someone?"

You can't stop laughing.

The child quietly adds,

"...It's probably too late."

Choso spends the rest of the afternoon wondering if there's actually some mysterious "numbers" everyone else knows about.

[snnowwpheenix]

k men when their s/o has their kid on a child leash and their kid goes "I will commit arson. When I escape from these mortal chains. EEEE!"

Gojo Satoru

He stops walking.

Slowly lowers his sunglasses.

"...Who taught you the phrase 'mortal chains?'"

Your child just cackles and wiggles dramatically.

Gojo pinches the bridge of his nose.

"I leave you alone with the internet for five minutes..."

Then he notices everyone staring.

"...Before anyone calls security..."

He points at the harness.

"They're three."

"They also think broccoli is poisonous."

Geto Suguru

He sighs into his hand.

"...I see."

Your child is still dramatically pulling against the harness.

"I SHALL BE FREE!"

Geto kneels beside them.

"...Perhaps we should refrain from announcing future crimes in public."

"But Dad..."

"No."

"...Even as a joke."

Then he offers them his hand.

"Would freedom in the form of holding my hand suffice?"

It works.

Nanami Kento

He closes his eyes for exactly three seconds.

"..."

"...No."

Your child grins.

"But I will commit arso—"

"No, you will not."

Matter-of-fact.

"You will accompany us through the grocery store."

"And afterward, you may have apple slices."

The tiny criminal is successfully bribed.

Sukuna

He looks down at the child.

"...Arson?"

Tiny nod.

"Yes."

"...You are four."

"...Yes."

"...You cannot even reach the stove."

Your child pouts.

"...Fair."

He simply keeps walking.

Toji Fushiguro

He bursts out laughing.

"I WILL COMMIT ARSON!"

"...With what?"

"A MATCH!"

"You don't even know where we keep those."

"..."

"...Dang."

Toji is laughing so hard he has to stop walking.

Yuji Itadori

He's immediately trying not to laugh.

"NOOO!"

"You can't yell that!"

"But it's funny!"

"It is!"

"...Wait."

"I mean—it's not!"

Now he's laughing while apologizing to every stranger walking by.

"They don't actually know what arson is!"

Megumi Fushiguro

He sighs.

A very, very tired sigh.

"...We're never coming back here."

Your child continues.

"THESE MORTAL CHAINS CANNOT HOLD ME!"

"...They're literally Velcro."

He gently pats their head.

"And they're staying on."

Toge Inumaki

He blinks.

"...Salmon."

(Absolutely not.)

Your child keeps chanting dramatically.

He crouches down and quietly offers them a rice cracker.

"...Konbu."

(Trade?)

The toddler immediately accepts.

Crisis averted.

Yuta Okkotsu

He looks absolutely mortified.

"Oh no..."

People are staring.

Your child is still yelling.

"I YEARN FOR CHAOS!"

Yuta crouches beside them.

"How about..."

"We yearn for ice cream instead?"

"..."

"...Okay!"

He has never been more grateful that toddlers are easily distracted.

Aoi Todo

He gasps dramatically.

"SUCH PASSION!"

You immediately elbow him.

"Don't encourage them."

"...Right."

He kneels in front of the child.

"If you truly wish to grow stronger..."

"You must first survive childhood."

The toddler nods very seriously.

"...Okay."

Choso

He is... deeply confused.

"...What is arson?"

You whisper an explanation.

His eyes widen.

"...No."

He kneels immediately.

"We do not burn buildings."

"...Why?"

"...Because people could be hurt."

The child thinks for a long moment.

"...Oh."

"Okay."

He smiles with visible relief.

[snnowwpheenix]

tokyo revengers when Their child runs past them with a sparkler that's lit "THEY GAVE ME FIRE!"

Mikey

He looks up from his snack.

"...They gave you—"

His eyes land on the sparkler.

"...FIRE?!"

He's on his feet in an instant, catching up surprisingly fast.

"Hold it away from your face! Don't run!"

Once they've stopped, he crouches down.

"You can have fun... just don't give your dad a heart attack, okay?"

Draken

He hears the words before he sees the child.

"They gave me fire!"

"...Who gave you fire?"

He turns and immediately spots the sparkler.

"Whoa, easy!"

He gently stops them by the shoulders.

"No running with sparklers."

After showing them how to hold it safely, he smiles.

"There. Now go make circles in the air."

Takemitchy

He panics instantly.

"THEY WHAT?!"

He nearly trips over himself trying to catch them.

"Please slow down!"

Once they're standing still, he kneels in front of them.

"Fire is fun... but only if we're careful, okay?"

He's still breathing hard from the scare.

Chifuyu

He bursts out laughing.

"They gave you fire, huh?"

Then he notices they're running.

"...Okay, stop!"

He catches up and gently redirects the sparkler away from everyone else.

"Rule number one."

"No running."

"Rule number two."

"You always keep it pointed away from people."

He makes it into a little lesson instead of a lecture.

Baji

"...THEY WHAT?!"

He chases after them immediately.

"BRAKE!"

The kid finally stops.

Baji crouches, trying not to laugh.

"You looked like a tiny firework yourself."

He ruffles their hair.

"Walk. Don't sprint with the burning stick."

Kazutora

He startles for half a second.

Then smiles softly.

"Wow... your first sparkler?"

He carefully adjusts how they're holding it.

"See?"

"Much safer."

He stays beside them the whole time, watching them draw shapes in the air.

Hanma

He almost falls over laughing.

"They gave me fire!"

"They sure did."

He watches them zoom past.

"...Actually."

"Nope."

He lazily scoops them up under one arm.

"We're not speed-running the emergency room today."

Kisaki

His eye twitches.

"...Who authorized this?"

He immediately looks around for the adult who handed over the sparkler.

Then calmly takes his child's free hand.

"You may enjoy it."

"You may not sprint with it."

It's a very serious safety briefing.

Izana

He blinks.

"They gave me fire!"

"...Apparently."

He catches them before they can run again.

"You know..."

"I'd like to keep all your fingers attached."

His tone is dry, but he's smiling faintly.

Kakucho

His protective instincts activate instantly.

"No running!"

He kneels afterward.

"You're not in trouble."

"I just don't want you getting hurt."

The child nods.

He smiles warmly.

"Okay."

"Now show me the coolest sparkler trick."

Kokonoi

He sighs dramatically.

"...Do you know how expensive burn treatment is?"

The kid just giggles.

He chuckles despite himself.

"Come here."

He fixes their grip.

"There."

"Now burn things... responsibly."

Inupi

He remains surprisingly calm.

"Slow down."

His voice alone gets them to stop.

He kneels beside them.

"Sparklers are fun."

"But they're still hot."

He smiles gently.

"I want you to enjoy them safely."

Ran Haitani

He watches with amusement.

"They gave me fire!"

"They made a bold decision."

Then he notices the running.

"...Aaand that's enough."

He casually catches the back of their shirt.

"No running, little menace."

Rindou Haitani

He immediately starts chasing them.

"HEY!"

The child only laughs harder.

When he finally catches them, he sighs.

"You nearly took ten years off my life."

Then he hands them a bucket of water.

"When it's done, it goes in here."

Sanzu

He whips around at lightning speed.

"They gave you WHAT?!"

He stares at the sparkler.

Then at the adult responsible.

"...Interesting choice."

He kneels beside his child.

"You're allowed to have fun."

"But you're also going to stand still."

"...Please."

Smiley

He laughs so hard he almost can't stand.

"THEY GAVE ME FIRE!"

"They sure did!"

Then he sees them weaving through everyone.

"Whoa!"

He scoops them into a hug while laughing.

"Let's not become the neighborhood legend, okay?"

Angry

His eyes go wide.

"Oh..."

He quietly hurries over.

"Can we walk instead?"

The child nods immediately.

He smiles with relief.

"Thank you."

Then he spends the rest of the sparkler burning beside them.

Taiju

His head snaps toward the shouting.

"They gave me fire!"

"...They gave you what?"

He crosses the yard in a few long strides and gently—but firmly—stops them.

"You do not run with fire."

His voice is stern enough to get their attention, but he softens when he sees their excitement.

"You want to play with it?"

"Fine."

He kneels, adjusts their grip, and stands beside them the entire time.

"Show me the pretty patterns."

Hakkai

He panics immediately.

"Ah! Careful!"

He rushes over but slows himself so he doesn't scare them.

"Let's walk together, okay?"

The child happily takes his hand with their free one.

He smiles.

"There we go."

By the end of the night, he's helping them light another sparkler, making sure they know exactly how to stay safe.

[snnowwpheenix]

Tokyo revengers: "Hey… if you were athletic, what sport do you think you'd play?"

Manjiro "Mikey" Sano

He's halfway through eating.

"...If?"

He slowly looks up.

"If I were athletic?"

You nod with a perfectly straight face.

"...I literally beat people up for fun."

"...I know."

"..."

He pouts dramatically.

"You're mean."

Five minutes later he's challenging you to race him just to prove a point.

Ken "Draken" Ryuguji

He nearly chokes on his drink.

"...Excuse me?"

"If you were athletic."

He raises one eyebrow.

"Sweetheart..."

He gestures to himself.

"I work on motorcycles all day and can throw grown men."

You smile.

"So... basketball?"

He sighs, realizing you've been teasing him the whole time.

"...You're lucky you're cute."

Takemitchy

He freezes.

"...I'm... not athletic?"

You have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.

"I was just asking."

His confidence immediately plummets.

"I mean... maybe soccer?"

"...Wait."

He squints.

"...You're making fun of me!"

He laughs the second he realizes.

"That wasn't fair!"

Keisuke Baji

"...If?"

He bursts out laughing.

"You serious?"

He grabs your wrist and drags you outside.

"C'mon."

"What?"

"We're racing."

"Baji—"

"Nope."

"You questioned my athletic ability."

"Now suffer."

Chifuyu Matsuno

He blinks.

"...I thought I already was."

You grin.

"If."

"..."

He sighs dramatically.

"I walked right into that, didn't I?"

Then he flicks your forehead.

"...You're buying me lunch."

Kazutora Hanemiya

He actually looks down at himself.

"...Do I not seem athletic?"

You immediately feel a little guilty.

"No! I was teasing!"

"...Oh."

He laughs softly.

"I really believed you for a second."

Then he nudges your shoulder.

"...Mean."

Shuji Hanma

He immediately grins.

"...If?"

"You woke up and chose violence today."

He leans closer.

"You trying to start something?"

You shrug.

"Maybe."

He laughs.

"I like this version of you."

Now he's teasing you for the rest of the day.

Tetta Kisaki

He adjusts his glasses.

"...Statistically speaking..."

"...You are aware that I am athletic."

You nod.

"I'm asking if."

He narrows his eyes.

"...You're attempting humor."

"...Yes."

"...It was moderately successful."

That's basically a standing ovation from him.

Izana Kurokawa

Silence.

"...Say that again."

"If you were athletic."

He just stares.

"...You're brave."

You start laughing.

A slow smile appears on his face.

"...Careful."

"I might decide to prove you wrong."

Kokonoi Hajime

He blinks.

"...If?"

He looks offended.

"I pay for a gym membership."

"...Do you go?"

"..."

"...That's not the point."

You laugh so hard he starts laughing too.

Kakucho

He genuinely doesn't understand.

"...I thought I was."

"You are."

"Then..."

"...I'm teasing."

"Oh."

He smiles sheepishly.

"I should've known."

Ran Haitani

He smirks immediately.

"...Cute."

"If I were athletic?"

"So what sport?"

He thinks dramatically.

"Probably figure skating."

You blink.

"...Really?"

"No."

"I just wanted to confuse you."

Mission accomplished.

Rindou Haitani

"...If?"

He deadpans.

"I'm literally in fights."

"...Exactly."

"..."

"...You're annoying."

He says it while trying not to smile.

Haruchiyo Sanzu

He stops whatever he's doing.

"...If?"

His eye twitches.

"...Do you enjoy causing problems?"

You nod proudly.

"...A little."

He sighs dramatically.

"I almost answered seriously."

Then he lightly bonks your forehead.

Takashi Mitsuya

He smiles immediately.

"...You're teasing me."

"...Maybe."

He chuckles.

"I'd probably say volleyball."

Then he leans over.

"...Now answer honestly."

"What sport would you say I'd play?"

Somehow the prank turns into a genuine conversation.

Smiley (Nahoya Kawata)

He bursts into laughter before you even finish.

"IF?!"

"Oh, that's good."

He's laughing so hard he can barely breathe.

"I respect the commitment."

Then he spends the rest of the day introducing himself as:

"Hi, I'm apparently not athletic."

Angry (Souya Kawata)

He blinks.

"...Am I not?"

You instantly feel terrible.

"No! No, you're absolutely athletic!"

"...Oh..."

He smiles shyly.

"You scared me."

Then, very quietly...

"...That was kind of funny."

[snnowwpheenix]

When their s/o hits them with the question : IF you were athletic... Wgat sport would you play?

Gojo Satoru

He blinks.

"...If I were athletic?"

He slowly lowers his sunglasses.

"Baby... are you implying I'm not athletic?"

You shrug innocently.

"I was just asking."

He gasps dramatically.

"I literally teleport, fight curses, and can run circles around almost anyone."

Then he narrows his eyes.

"...You're messing with me."

Five minutes later he's making you race him just to prove a point.

Geto Suguru

He pauses mid-sip of his tea.

"...If I were athletic?"

He smiles politely.

"...That's an interesting way to phrase that."

You grin.

"So?"

He chuckles.

"I suppose martial arts."

Then, after a beat:

"...Though I assume the purpose of your question was simply to tease me."

He reaches over and flicks your forehead.

Nanami Kento

He looks up from his book.

"...Excuse me?"

"If you were athletic."

He removes his glasses.

"...I am."

You try not to laugh.

"...You're smiling."

"I am not."

"You absolutely are."

He sighs.

"...You are fortunate that I love you."

Toji Fushiguro

He just stares.

"...You serious?"

You nod.

"If."

He actually laughs.

"Ain't no way."

He flexes one arm.

"You think these showed up because I crochet?"

Now he's making you feel his bicep.

"Go on."

"Tell me I'm not athletic."

Sukuna

The room goes quiet.

"...Repeat that."

"If you were athletic—"

He laughs.

Not because it's funny.

Because he's genuinely amused by your audacity.

"...You possess remarkable confidence."

He leans closer.

"You should keep it."

"...It's entertaining."

Yuji Itadori

He immediately looks confused.

"...But... I am?"

"I know!"

"I'm asking IF!"

"But... that's already true!"

He spends the next three minutes trying to understand the question instead of realizing you're teasing him.

Then it clicks.

"...HEY!"

Megumi Fushiguro

He blinks once.

"...What?"

"If you were athletic."

"..."

"...I literally exorcise curses."

"I know."

"..."

"You did that on purpose."

His ears are pink.

Toge Inumaki

You smile sweetly.

"So... if you were athletic..."

He blinks.

"...Salmon?"

(I am?)

You continue smiling.

"...Bonito flakes..."

He realizes.

A quiet laugh escapes him.

Then he gently pokes your forehead in revenge.

Yuta Okkotsu

"...Athletic?"

He looks down at himself.

"I... thought I was doing okay..."

You immediately start laughing.

His eyes widen.

"...Wait."

"...You're teasing me."

He laughs too, rubbing the back of his neck.

"...That wasn't very nice."

But he's smiling the whole time.

Aoi Todo

Silence.

"...IF?"

He stands up dramatically.

"IF I WERE ATHLETIC?!"

He points at himself in complete disbelief.

"I AM THE DEFINITION OF ATHLETICISM!"

The neighbors definitely hear him.

He spends the next ten minutes listing every physical achievement he's ever accomplished.

Choso

He looks genuinely concerned.

"...Am I... not athletic?"

You immediately feel bad.

"No! No, you're very athletic!"

"...Then why did you ask?"

He's completely sincere.

When you admit you were teasing him...

"...Oh."

Small pause.

"...That was... a good joke."

He smiles a little, proud that he understood it... eventually.

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK men when their child suddenly has an interest in doing dangerous stunts

Gojo Satoru

Gojo is the worst influence... until it gets actually dangerous.

At first he's laughing.

"You think you can jump from there?"

The second they climb somewhere genuinely unsafe, he's teleporting them back to the ground before they can blink.

"...Nice try."

His smile is gone.

"If you want to learn cool stuff, I'll teach you how to do it safely."

He'd rather spend hours setting up mats and safety gear than ever risk seeing them get hurt.

"You only get one heart, kiddo. Let's keep it working."

Geto Suguru

He notices it becoming a pattern.

The climbing. The jumping. The constant "Watch this!"

He sits them down.

"Can I ask you something?"

"...Why do you like these stunts?"

If they admit they think they're cool...

He smiles.

"I understand."

Then he channels that curiosity somewhere safer—martial arts with proper supervision, gymnastics, obstacle courses built for children.

"I'll never tell you to stop being adventurous."

"...Only to come home safely."

Nanami Kento

The first time he catches them trying to jump off the garage...

"...Absolutely not."

They're carried back inside before they even get to argue.

"But Dad—"

"No."

He explains why it's dangerous instead of simply saying no.

Then he surprises them a week later.

"I signed us up for a beginner rock-climbing class."

"If you're going to seek adventure, we'll do it correctly."

Toji Fushiguro

"...You're kidding."

His kid is standing on the roof with a homemade ramp.

"What are you doing?"

"I saw a video—"

"No."

They're over his shoulder before they finish the sentence.

Afterward he sighs.

"...You got guts."

"But guts don't stop broken bones."

The next weekend he teaches them safer physical activities that still burn off all that fearless energy.

Sukuna

He watches them preparing something clearly reckless.

"...Explain."

"I'm gonna jump from—"

"No."

One word.

Cold enough to stop them.

Later, surprisingly...

"If you crave challenge..."

He trains them himself.

Hard.

Controlled.

Every movement intentional.

"Strength without discipline becomes stupidity."

Yuji Itadori

"...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!"

He's sprinting across the yard before they've even jumped.

"CATCH THEM!"

He ends up tackling them into the grass.

"...Don't scare me like that!"

He's breathing harder than they are.

After calming down...

"You wanna do flips?"

"Cool!"

"I know a gym where people can teach you without breaking your neck!"

Megumi Fushiguro

He notices from the window.

"..."

They're balancing on a fence.

He quietly walks outside.

"...Come down."

"But—"

"Now."

No yelling.

No panic.

Just that calm voice that somehow makes them listen.

Later he asks,

"...Are you trying to impress someone?"

When they admit they just wanted to do something cool...

"...You don't have to risk getting hurt for people to think you're interesting."

Aoi Todo

"WONDERFUL!"

"...WAIT."

He realizes the "dangerous stunt" involves jumping between rooftops.

"...ABSOLUTELY NOT."

He lifts them off the ledge with one arm.

"If you desire to become stronger, THEN TRAIN!"

The next morning they're doing supervised workouts, obstacle courses, and learning proper rolls.

"There is honor in preparation!"

Choso

He doesn't understand at first.

"...Why would you intentionally jump?"

The explanation somehow worries him even more.

"You could be injured..."

He kneels beside them.

"...Please."

"I know it looks fun."

"But if something happened to you..."

His voice catches slightly.

"...I don't know what I'd do."

That sentence alone is enough to make them think twice.

[snnowwpheenix]

News

Sorry I've been gone for so long! I've been having some problems as of late.

But since I'm back I'll be continuing

[snnowwpheenix]

JJK men reacting to council/court members showing up because their old family wants the child back (Adoption series)

Gojo Satoru

He’s normally chaotic—but now he’s all business.

Council member: “The child legally belongs to—” Gojo, stepping in front: “Not happening. That’s my kid.”

He kneels down to their child, whispering: “Hey… you don’t have to worry. I’ve got you. No one’s taking you.”

Then he turns back to the officials, completely serious, eyes glinting dangerously: “Try me. Seriously.”

Geto Suguru

He’s calm, collected, but there’s ice in his tone.

“You will not take them. They are safe with me.”

Every council member notices the weight of his words.

He kneels to the child, softly: “You don’t have to go anywhere you don’t want to. I’ll protect you. Always.”

Then he simply blocks anyone from approaching, firm and unyielding.

Nanami Kento

No theatrics. Just a cold, practical wall of authority.

“You’re mistaken if you think this child is going anywhere but here.”

He doesn’t raise his voice—he doesn’t need to. His calm, measured words are enough to make them hesitate.

He crouches to the child’s level, quietly: “Don’t be afraid. You’re not alone. I’ll make sure of it.”

Sukuna

He’s… terrifying.

The council members step forward. “…This child belongs to me now.”

No explanation, no negotiation. He simply places a hand near them, like a warning.

The air is charged, the officials freeze.

To the child: “…You’re safe. No one touches you.”

Toji Fushiguro

He’s unconcerned with legality—he’s about action.

“Back off. They’re not going anywhere.”

If anyone gets too close, he physically steps between them and the child.

He kneels down: “You’re with me. That’s final.”

No arguments, no room for negotiation.

Yuji Itadori

He panics a little—but his protectiveness wins out.

“Wait! No! You cannot take them!”

He scoops the child up, holding them tight.

“You’re not going anywhere. I won’t let anyone hurt you. Not now, not ever!”

He’s yelling, pleading, desperate—but his love is clear as day.

Megumi Fushiguro

Silent intensity.

“…Do not approach them.”

Council members feel the weight behind his words.

To the child, he kneels and murmurs: “I am here. You are safe. I will not let anyone take you.”

Firm. Calm. Unshakable.

Toge Inumaki

He doesn’t need many words.

“…Salmon!” (No one takes them.) “…Bonito flakes!” (You’re safe with me.)

Every motion, every word is protective. He’s a wall around the child.

Yuta Okkotsu

He’s nervous but determined.

“They can’t take you.”

He kneels, holding the child tightly: “You’re with me. You don’t have to go anywhere else.”

He steps forward to block any council members—gentle, careful, but firm.

Aoi Todo

He’s explosive.

“WHAT?! NO! YOU DON’T TOUCH MY CHILD!”

He scoops the child up, glaring at every official in sight.

“You want them? You deal with me first.”

Then he flexes like it’s a battle challenge. Protective, dramatic, completely serious.

Choso

He’s quietly furious.

“…They are mine now.”

He kneels beside the child, soft hand on their shoulder: “You are safe. I won’t let anyone hurt you again.”

His calm demeanor hides the depth of his anger, and no one dares challenge him.

(I like this series personally. LMK if i should continue.)

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JJK men comforting their adopted child who sees their old family during an outing and breaks down in tears (Adoption series)

Gojo Satoru

He sees the panic instantly—child trembling, eyes wide.

“Hey, hey, it’s okay, it’s okay.”

He kneels, arms wide open.

“You’re safe. Nobody touches you here. Not ever.”

He tucks them close, shielded by his presence, his voice gentle but firm.

“If they try anything… I’ll handle it. Don’t worry.”

Even his usually chaotic grin is soft, grounding.

Geto Suguru

He steps immediately between the child and the old family, calm but authoritative.

“…It’s alright. You’re with me now.”

He wraps them in a protective hug.

“None of that matters anymore. You don’t have to be afraid.”

Every word deliberate, measured—he’s giving them security in the most comforting way possible.

Nanami Kento

He kneels down, keeping eye contact.

“Look at me. They are not your concern anymore.”

He brushes their hair back gently.

“Nothing they do affects you here. Not ever.”

His tone is steady, unshakable—a lighthouse in their storm of fear.

Sukuna

He freezes at first, uncharacteristically quiet.

Then he steps closer, low voice:

“…You’re mine now. You don’t need to worry about them.”

He holds them firmly—not harshly, but with undeniable dominance, a clear warning to anyone from their past.

“They will not touch you.”

The child feels safety radiating from his presence.

Toji Fushiguro

He crouches beside them, casual but solid.

“…Hey. It’s fine. They can’t touch you.”

He lets them cling to him if they need to.

“You’re with me. We’re okay.”

Simple, direct, grounded. The safety is in his presence more than words.

Yuji Itadori

He panics a little but keeps his voice calm.

“Whoa—hey! Don’t cry, okay? Don’t cry!”

He scoops them up, cradling them like they’re the most important thing in the world.

“They can’t hurt you. I promise. I got you. I got you!”

He wipes their tears repeatedly, voice soft, reassuring, almost desperate to calm them.

Megumi Fushiguro

He doesn’t panic; he’s already processing.

“…Shh… it’s okay. It’s over now.”

He pulls them close, shoulder to their cheek.

“You don’t have to look at them. You’re safe here. With me.”

Quiet, firm, protective—the kind of safety that doesn’t need theatrics.

Toge Inumaki

He moves in, gently resting a hand on their back.

“…Salmon.”

(It’s fine.)

“…Bonito flakes.”

(You’re safe. I’m here.)

He doesn’t overdo it—his calm presence and subtle gestures are enough to soothe.

Yuta Okkotsu

He kneels, holding their hands softly.

“…Hey, it’s okay… look at me.”

Soft, measured breathing together.

“They can’t hurt you. I won’t let them.”

Every word carries warmth and certainty, letting the child anchor themselves in safety.

Aoi Todo

He goes full protective mode.

“HEY! NONE OF THAT MATTERS!”

He takes a defensive stance—loud, exaggerated, but effective.

He bends down and wraps them in a big hug.

“You’re with me now, got it? NOBODY touches you!”

He’s fierce and ridiculous—but they feel invincible with him.

Choso

He kneels, holding them gently against his chest.

“…You are safe now.”

Every word is soft, deliberate, soothing.

“Nothing they did before matters. You are not alone.”

His presence radiates calm and protection; the child can feel the promise in every syllable.

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JJK men watching their adopted child discover themselves (Adoption series)

Gojo Satoru

He notices immediately.

“You like that color now?”

Next day—everything they own in that color.

Favorite animal? He’s buying plushies, books, random facts.

“Did you know they can—”

He’s fully invested.

When they find a song they love, he dramatically blasts it.

“This is OUR song now.”

He’s loud about it—but it’s his way of celebrating them.

Geto Suguru

He watches quietly.

“…You seem to enjoy that.”

No pressure, no teasing.

If they like a certain food or hobby, he gently encourages it.

“You should explore that more.”

He creates space for them to grow—never rushing, never forcing.

Nanami Kento

He notices patterns.

“…You consistently choose this.”

He takes it seriously.

Favorite snack? Always stocked. Favorite activity? Scheduled into their routine.

He may not gush—but his consistency says everything.

Sukuna

He observes.

“…Your preferences are changing.”

There’s a hint of curiosity.

“You choose this over the others?”

If they nod, he hums.

“…Then keep choosing it.”

He respects their individuality—even if he doesn’t say much.

Toji Fushiguro

He doesn’t make a big deal out of it.

“You like that? Cool.”

But suddenly it’s always around.

Favorite food? It’s in the kitchen. Favorite thing? He somehow got it.

He won’t say it—but he’s paying attention.

Yuji Itadori

He’s SO excited.

“WAIT—that’s your favorite now?!”

He hypes everything up.

Favorite animal? He’s googling facts with them. Favorite song? He’s singing it badly on purpose.

He makes discovering themselves feel fun and safe.

Megumi Fushiguro

He notices quietly.

“…You like that.”

No teasing. No overreaction.

But he remembers.

Later, when they’re having a bad day—

That exact thing they love shows up.

That’s how he shows he cares.

Toge Inumaki

He observes closely.

“…Salmon?”

(You like that?)

When they light up, he nods.

“Konbu.”

(Good.)

He starts associating things with them—small, thoughtful gestures.

Yuta Okkotsu

He’s gentle about it.

“Oh—you like that?”

Soft smile.

He encourages them carefully.

“That’s really nice.”

He wants them to feel confident in what they love.

Aoi Todo

He treats it like a major event.

“YOUR FAVORITE THING IS DECIDED?!”

He’s invested.

“EXCELLENT CHOICE!”

Even if it’s something random—he respects it fully.

“You have strong taste!”

Choso

He watches with quiet warmth.

“…You like this.”

There’s something soft in his expression.

He makes sure they always have access to it—food, hobbies, anything.

“…I’m glad.”

He doesn’t say much—but he’s proud.

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JJK men when their adopted child opens up about the painful things their old family did (Adoption series)

Gojo Satoru

He’s not joking for once.

You can tell the moment the tone shifts—he’s listening carefully.

“…They did that to you?”

His voice is calm, but there’s something tight underneath.

He kneels down, making sure he’s at their level.

“Hey… look at me.”

Soft, steady.

“You’re safe here. That doesn’t happen anymore.”

He doesn’t push for details. Just stays close, one hand resting gently on their shoulder.

Later? He makes very sure no one from their past ever gets near them again.

Geto Suguru

He listens without interrupting.

Every word. Every pause.

“…I understand.”

His voice is quiet—controlled.

He doesn’t react outwardly, but there’s a depth to his gaze now.

He gently pulls them closer.

“You don’t have to carry that alone anymore.”

There’s something deeply reassuring in how certain he sounds.

Nanami Kento

He becomes very still.

“…That should not have happened to you.”

His tone is firm—not angry at them, but at the situation.

He kneels, keeping a respectful distance.

“You are not at fault.”

Clear. Direct.

“If you wish to speak more, I will listen.”

If not? He won’t force it.

But from that moment on, he is even more attentive.

Sukuna

He listens in silence.

No interruption. No reaction at first.

“…Humans.”

A quiet scoff—but not at the child.

“…They hurt what is theirs to protect.”

He looks down at them.

“…That will not happen again.”

It’s not gentle—but it’s absolute.

And somehow… that certainty is comforting.

Toji Fushiguro

He leans against the wall, listening.

At first, he says nothing.

Then—

“…That’s messed up.”

Simple. Honest.

He walks over, crouching slightly.

“…You don’t gotta deal with that anymore.”

He ruffles their hair lightly.

“…You’re here now.”

It’s not fancy—but it’s real.

Yuji Itadori

He looks heartbroken.

“…They did that to you?”

His voice is soft—careful.

He sits right next to them, close but not overwhelming.

“That wasn’t your fault. At all.”

He means it with everything in him.

“If you ever feel bad again… you can tell me, okay?”

He stays with them as long as they need.

Megumi Fushiguro

He listens quietly, expression tightening.

“…I see.”

A pause.

“…That was wrong.”

He doesn’t say much—but he sits beside them.

Close enough to show he’s there.

“…You’re not there anymore.”

That’s what matters to him.

Toge Inumaki

He listens, eyes focused.

“…Salmon…”

(I’m here.)

When they finish, he gently offers something small—food, comfort.

“Konbu.”

(You’re safe.)

He doesn’t overwhelm them—just stays nearby, steady.

Yuta Okkotsu

He looks shaken.

“…I’m so sorry.”

His voice is soft, almost unsure—but sincere.

He kneels in front of them.

“You didn’t deserve that.”

He hesitates, then gently asks—

“Can I sit with you?”

He lets them choose the closeness.

Aoi Todo

He listens fully—no interruptions.

When they finish, he nods.

“…You endured that.”

His voice is serious now.

“That speaks to your strength.”

Then softer—

“But you are no longer alone.”

He places a hand on their shoulder.

“I am here.”

Choso

He looks deeply affected.

“…They hurt you…”

There’s something protective in the way he leans closer.

“…You are safe now.”

His voice is gentle—almost fragile.

“I will stay with you.”

And he means it in the most literal way.