So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
I said calm down! Before I give you something to cry about!
I'll stay in my own bed tonight meanie.
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@luna-watson
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
I said calm down! Before I give you something to cry about!
I'll stay in my own bed tonight meanie.
I'm gonna loose round one.
(/opens it and takes a swing, then another just for good luck before passing it to Luna) Your turn, sweetie~
Not as much as much as me loving you. (/beams widely)
~smiles brightly as she takes a swig~ Dear god I missed this.
I think we're just in love with each other.
@Stelllllla
Stella: Yes I'm scared!
Stella: I don't want to fight I really don't.
Luna: I would say come get drunk with me but that would be naughty of me.
Luna: I don't either, but hey, at least if one of us gets hurt we can nurse the other back to health.
Luna: What if they put us together.
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
Calm down. I barely hit you.
@Stelllllla
Stella: I love you too Lu!
Luna: You worried about the fight thing?
Luna: If anyone hurts you I will beat them to death.
Luna: Legit. They'll be on the floor twitching.
I'm gonna loose round one.
Then I shall be a good girl and take the first swing. Pass it over, sweetheart.
Ha ha, it’s okay. BY THE END OF OUR SESSION, YOU’LL BE SPEAKING SPANISH ALL DAY LONGGG~ Whoooooo!
Here you go love! ~passes the bottle~
I'm in love with you already.
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
~smacks her hand away~ I don’t like when people touch my things.
~pouts~ That hurt.
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Luna: iloveoulittlemuffin.
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
Well then stop making so many rules and I won’t need to. ~shakes her head~ Don’t worry about that. I’ll let whoever you go up against know that if they hurt you I’ll snap their neck.
~pokes her nose~ Cute little miss vampire, all protective all the sudden.
I'm gonna loose round one.
Are you suggesting me chug it, darling? I’m not afraid if you aren’t!
Usted habla español?
That I am darling.
Say what? All I got was Spanish, and all the Spanish I know is from Dora the Explorer.
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
~grunts~ Okay fine. Just make sure you’re in my room when these matches are over tonight. I have feeling I’m going to need a pick me up.
Hey, don't grunt at me. That's if I'm alive still. If not...welp goodbye cruel world!
I'm gonna loose round one.
Excellent! Raiding your room sounds like a fantastic plan. Lead the way, darling! Forwarddd march!
We only have an hour left, we ned to drink as much as possible! ~grabs her hand and runs towards her room happily. Once getting to the door she kicks it open to reveal her room~ Me casa!
I found this pinned to my door...don't know if I should be flattered or freaked out...
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
~sighs~ Okay. I’ll try but I can’t make that promise. Maybe at least keep to places that won’t be seen?
Just not my face okay?
I'm gonna loose round one.
Oh? Are you hiding a gigantic stash somewhere?
More and more surprises each day, darling.
I know I am! I tend to have a few bottles lingering around my room.
So the Powers That Be have us in a death match today?
Sound interested?
Just as long as I have no bruises. I'm too cute for them.
I'm gonna loose round one.
I like the way you think, darling.
Screw it. I’m going to lose anyway. Why not do it in a less painful and fun manner? Let’s go, sweetheart!
That's my girl! Shall you find the beverages or I?